| Gorgle Crittercaller |
Me be GORGLE!!
Spoiler:
Gorgle mighty Critter Caller! Other goblins hate Gorgle. They really just scared of Gorgle. Scared Gorgle will sick Big Hoppa' on 'em. (They're actually indifferent towards Gorgle, but his own paranoia has convinced him otherwise.)
Gorgle mamma say him be mighty Chief some day, conquer whole swamp. Then big crocodile ate her. Gorgle hate crocodiles.
Gorgle WILL be chief some day. Gorgle and Lil Hoppa will rule whole swamp, and Big Hoppa eat anyone who stand up to Gorgle.
Gorgle met Bog Hoppa after eat funny lookin mushroom. Gorgle have dream where green cloud thingy say to Gorgle, "Gorgle, me yer servint. What you want me be?" And Gorgle say "Be big, scary frog! Biggest scariest frog ever!" And cloud teach Gorgle big magics for callin critters. Now Gorgle mighty Critter Caller! Gorgle gonna find mighty magics for takin over tribe, become chief and rule swamp!
Gorgle mamma say him be mighty Chief some day, conquer whole swamp. Then big crocodile ate her. Gorgle hate crocodiles.
Gorgle WILL be chief some day. Gorgle and Lil Hoppa will rule whole swamp, and Big Hoppa eat anyone who stand up to Gorgle.
Gorgle met Bog Hoppa after eat funny lookin mushroom. Gorgle have dream where green cloud thingy say to Gorgle, "Gorgle, me yer servint. What you want me be?" And Gorgle say "Be big, scary frog! Biggest scariest frog ever!" And cloud teach Gorgle big magics for callin critters. Now Gorgle mighty Critter Caller! Gorgle gonna find mighty magics for takin over tribe, become chief and rule swamp!