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Let's get going folks. WARNING:ANY GM WITH ANY SORT OF INTELLECT WILL SMITE YOU WITH ALL THE POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE IMMEDIATELY.
That being said, let's be lvl 1 Gods.
Step 1) be a level one wizard with one hell of a charisma score. This part really doesn't matter, but you are going to need that diplomacy so buff it any way you can.
Step 2) say Pazuzu 3 times. Pazuzu, the demon Lord immediately knows your location and just like that annoying ex that keeps calling you, if you call him up enough he will eventually come.
Step 3) sell your soul to the demon Lord in exchange for a candle of invocation. Word the deal so that he gains your soul UPON DEATH, NOT IMMEDIATLY. We like our soul, so let's keep it for now.
Step 4) planar binding a genie race with your candle. Get 3 wishes. Be super careful with your wording. Wish yourself a greater demiplane that has the timeless quality and wish it to be populated with Kobolds. Go to demiplane and since it's timeless you stay their to infinity and level to level 20 by killing Kobolds( don't let them know you are killing their dying friends. We want them to work for us.)
Once your level 20. Start a cult worshipping the tiny god. To make the tiny god you need followers, hence Kobolds. Tiny god is a homunculus. With infinite time you can use craft skill to make infinite money and therefore give your humunculus infinite hit dice and therefore infinite hp, ability score bonuses, kill ranks, feats. Then go back to the material plane. At this point no time has past since you were lvl 1 and you have a literal infinite stated homunculus. Have fun, tiny god, have fun.