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Pirates must die.

hiyah!

Hiya! You go, Sister!

Hmm, Extraplanar pirate adventures ..hmmm ...

Pirates suck!

Hi-yah!

4. Will you support Gninja and Gninjita in their missions?

Yeah, we're missionaries.

Status Report, Boss: Three pirates have been "talked to." I'll have better numbers after lunch.

December 5th, Baby!

Yeah!

Gninja and Gninjita can do that.

We're already there.

The rest of those pirate wanna be pretenders can ...

... dammit, stop moving you silly people! It's hard enough to hit stationary targets at this range!

Hey, Boss. I ran across this interesting gnews article today. Check it out!

Gangland killing traps vice three

INVESTIGATIONS into a gangland-style killing have led to the conviction of a pimp and two prostitutes connected to the victim.

Police investigating the slaying of Abhi Ash Tahai stumbled onto a major prostitution racket. He was thought to be the mastermind behind a vice-racket and police suspected he was killed by another pimp over money.

Grant "DM G" Gould was arrested shortly after the killing, and has now been jailed for a year by the Lower Criminal Court for working as a pimp. He was found guilty of running a vice-den and depending completely on the earnings of a prostitute, Kae Yoss, who was also jailed for three months.

Another prostitute, known only as "Kobninja," who shared an apartment with the dead man has also been jailed for three months by the Lower Criminal Court.

All three pleaded guilty and will be deported upon completion of their sentences. However, the murder trial is still underway in the High Criminal Court.

"Kobninja" told police that Mr Tahai had been accused of being a gninja shortly before he was killed.

According to police reports, Gould is on record as being a silly silly person.

Ait, Boss.

The iconic gnome will indeed be a gninja.

<will do anything for hugs>

Ponytails?

My boyz are lookin' forward to a road trip out to North Carolina if a certain young man doesn't add this to his collection.

Target acquired. Will terminate on your order, Boss.

Yes, Master.

Hey, Boss. What do I do with this one?

*holds up unconscious form swathed in tie-dyed ninja costume*

Damn hippies!

Now, boss?

~Mike McArtor, diehard ninja fanatic

(G) is for gninja!

The module could have gnome gninjas using gnijitsu and wielding gnunchaku.

gnifty

Amen.

Say halo to my little friend.

Die!

Want I should get 'em, boss?

Sis, you comin'?

Gnice.

Hey, wait up...

BIG NEWS??

Please post a summary. I NEED TO KNOW.

Patience, Grasshopper, Patience. You will gnow when you gneed to gnow.

an off-line version for my screen saver.

Wow! What a great idea! That's exactly what we gneed.

Ruh Roh!

Kill, Scooby. Kill!

Filthy filthy gnomes.

Ye shall surely regret these foolish words.

Valoor.

A pimp plushie, with a hat and cane... a must have.

My sister, Gninjita, has braid-blades on her pigtails. She keeps poking herself in the eye, though. Would TWF help her out?