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13 posts. Alias of Lord Grey.


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Insight on Trissae: 1d20 ⇒ 6


"Grimgar... He... S-"


"She doesn't like being caged." Giant says, shouldering his weapon. "I don't think we're going to find a stable person when we go to rescue her. Be on your guard, all. She might fry you before she makes sure whose coming in."


Giant embraces Trissae back with an awkward, laughing growl, the vestiges of his earlier raging still lingering at the fringes of his mannerisms. "Good ta see you, too." he says, before his eyes look past his bard friend and at the Shields below. "Captain. I'm sorry sir, but I have been 'neglecting my duties', he says, obviously in an affectation of the captain's speaking style, a mocking quote.

Giant narrows his eyes, as if expecting some sort of retaliation from the out of shape-of-shape cell-master of the citadel.


"Rrrrrrrr..."

Str: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Str: 1d20 ⇒ 8

"...rrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Giant shouts, pulling the last board free, unbarring the door at last and allowing the group to move forward.


Giant. foaming at the mouth and grunting loudly, starts tearing at the nailed boards with his bare hands...

str: 1d20 ⇒ 6
str: 1d20 ⇒ 3

... but his weakened, prisoner hands are unable to pull any out from the door. Instead, he just pulls at one, then other, growling and slobbery profanities as he froths into his beard.

"IF I HAD MY HAAAAAAAMMER!" he grunts, straining against a board just as Grellik reaches down and easily pulls it free relatively easily.


Giant approaches the door and helps to unbar it.

Athletics: 1d20 ⇒ 5+?

He doesn't have much success however, his weakened strength unable to pull any of the boards or nails free from the wall.

Grellik makes some headway, but more is needed to get through the doorway.

"Frrkking... COME ONNNNNNNN!!!" he says, drool beginning to form at the edges of his mouth as he grits his teeth, and begins to rage.


"Hrrprphlllrllll!" Giant replies to Adrien, bent over with tears just forming at the corners of his eyes.

He stops vomiting, looking down at the still-expanding mass of chewed frog bits, and his pallor nearly matches the mess.

"Urpp!" He says, wiping his face with the sleeve on his prisoners shirt, rough dirty, white linens.

He pats Adrien back, distracted. "Heh... Not me! Unkillable. What about you? Saw you breezing away after the execution. When did you learn how to fly?"


"I'm gunna... HRRRRppphhHHRLL!!" Giant groans, and bends over to wretch.

He's at it for some time, there's a lot to vomit up.


Giant stands in shock for a moment when he regains his feet. After that moment, his eyes go wide and he starts retching.

"Ohh, aughh! The Taste! AAUGHH THE TASTE!" The dwarf dry heaves in sickness and horror.


Giant continues thrashing mindlessly, whipping his tail back and forth.

Target: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Damage: 5d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 3, 2, 4, 4) + 4 = 19

"ARRRRUUUUUUOHAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He bellows, spraying rain water and air out of his blowhole.

He bites forward, grabbing the toad in its own jaws, hella killing it as the whale begins to try and swallow the toad in a strange twist of irony.

Clearly, a whale with the brain of Giant doesn't quite get what a whale should or shouldn't try to eat, and in a few moments it's swallowing the toad after crunching it in its teeth.

Adrien is released before the toad can get pulled into its mouth, the crushing jaws of the whale nearly bursting the toad and freeing the swordsman.


There is NOT a good paizo avatar for a whale :(

Giant, frustrated and disgusted with his new whale body, lashes out with histail in a random direction.

Target: 1d11 ⇒ 1

Attack, TAIL SLAP!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Damage: 5d6 + 4 ⇒ (4, 2, 1, 1, 5) + 4 = 17

He hits one of the bullywugs that speared him with a tail slap so hard the 'wug flew into the wall with a fatal crunch.

"AWWWWWRRRUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU" He sings, his mind limited within the whale brain.


The sack to the left of the throne begins growling as the dwarf within looks around. He seems to be gagged himself, but he turns his eyes to Ozz and Grellik. "Mmffmmm Mmmm!" he tries to speak through his gag.