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Detect Magic wrote:

What exactly is "the spirit of roleplaying"?

He comes at midnight to announce that you'll be visited by three ghosts, the ghost of Roleplaying Past, Present, and Future.

It's the Ghost of Grognard Past!, thank you very much!

How about you just suck it up. Me - I don't even allow use of Crane Wing to begin with.

ANY character should have a chance of being killed by a lucky blow, let alone being hit.

A 10th level PC ought to still be frightened by being surrounded by an orc horde.

Yea! If players don't fear death from orcs and goblins well into the high levels then they will lose respect for the most important player, ME! HAHAHAHA! AM GAMEMASTER SEZ CRANEWING BAD SMASH.

Damn kids, get off my lawn. You and your armor spikes, vestigial arms, and bastard swords. In my day we had Thac0 and like it. ;)

You tell 'em!

I hate Charles Dickens.

Claxon wrote:

Responsible GMs know not to allow such things.

I would say that is an overly broad statement.

The only cheese we had in 1st edition was "hunk of" and it cost 8 sp. I'll tell you whats the best way to play and that's not it! rattles chains