Amwyr Yuseifah

Gargamel's page

36 posts. Alias of Callous Jack.


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clff rice wrote:
I recall there was an episode called sorcarer (gargamel in disguise) at the end papa threw around some powerfull spells to pur gargamell in his place.

Lies! All lies!


Mwaahahahahahahahahaha!


I win!


Jack Hammer wrote:

Put 'em in the blender and make Smuurthies!

It's great for cleaning the gutters.

And for shampoo!


don't forget! You can turn them into gold!


I'll be waiting!


Captain Jack wrote:
Do you have anything with bacon?

Smurf bacon?


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.
Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.
Lie down so I can tee off on your incisor, spotty!

Why don't you flap over here with those big ears and make me, you miserable little pixie.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Yeah. Come open my beer bottle for me with that one tooth you got there.

Don't make me get out the golf clubs and practice with your head.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Be quiet spanky before I call Gargamel.

Huh? Did someone call me?


*evil cackle*


C'mere, you little blue rats!


I am prepared to bask in the adoration of the masses.


I hate this thread.


Where are those blasted Sm**fs!


Smvrf Jack wrote:
You turned into a Smvrf!

Did not...


Fake Healer wrote:
Run my fellow smvrfs, run!!! It's Gargamel! Ahhhh! Keep a lookout for Azreal!

I'll turn you all into gold! Mwhahahahaha!


Angel of Violence wrote:

It always seems like political threads begin to dominate this section at the end of the year, why is that?

NO POLITICS HERE!!!!!

Hahahahah! My plan is working!


Cato Novus wrote:
Forget Favored class. Just think about what one who takes levels in Ranger would use as a Favored Enemy... Gargamel.

Hey now, let's not start something here.


Shadowborn wrote:
Yeah, I just never understood why Gargamel was so obsessed with eating them. They don't look terribly appetizing.

Just wait 'til I break out the deep fryer!


DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!


Everyone posts with their aliases these days.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*KC thanks Gargamal that nobody was at thread at time*

Your welcome.


I'll get you all and turn you into gold!


Mmmm. Smurf bacon.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I serve the Secret Brotherhood of Gargamel.

Excellent...


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Azrael is a little kitty.

"Here, kitty kitty kitty!"
"Meow?"
"Does kitty want some milk?"
"Meow?"

Stop that!


See? It broke in half, didn't even get through my shirt!
Now face the fury of Azrael as I unleash him upon you!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Gargamel wrote:

Really? KC is worth that much?

Don't even think about it. I have a +1 Longsword (Incompetent-Loser-Unable-To-Kill-A-Single-S^^rf-Bane)

That little thing you're carrying? It's probably one of those plastic cocktail swords.


Really? KC is worth that much?


50,000 each?


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Gargamel, you couldn't even kill a single s^^rf, do you think that you can kill a Lord of the Boards?

I...uh...was biding my time, waiting for the right moment...


Spoiler:
I memorized Dispel Magic, you cursed kobosmurf!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Hey, didn't I already tell you that I was the new s^^rf hunter? Get lost!

But...but...I need money quick, evil wizards don't get a 401K!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Me want can tun kobodls into surmfs.

And then we can turn them into gold!

Organized Play Characters


Umagro
Liberty's Edge Ajax Arrowhawk

43870-1 | Human M (Garundi) Ranger 11 | Init +7 (+11 Urban)| AC 29* T 17* FF 21* | | HP 103/103| F +11 R +13 W +8 | Percp Survival +19; Sense Motive +17; HA (comp) +20; K Nature +16; Spellcraft, K (Geo, Dungeon) +15, Stealth 13; All other K. +4
Active on Ajax:
Life Bubble, Longstrider, Shield Companion, Mage Armor, HA, Barkskin (+4 AC)
Active on Ara:
Life Bubble, Mage Armor, Shield Companion, Longstrider, Barkskin +4 AC, Cat's Grace +4 Dex
(1,072 posts)
Vale Temros
Grand Lodge Kujo, the Slayer

Male Human 43870-2 | Barbarian 6| HP 57 / 65 | Rage Used: 2/15 | AC 21 (R19) T 14(R12) FF 18 | CMD 23 CMB +11 | F +5 R +4 (+6 vs Traps) W +5 | Init +3 | Per +9; Int +10; Acro +11; Climb +10
Active Effects:
Fatigue
(417 posts)

Liberty's Edge Whyre
(3 posts)
Baron Hannis Drelev
Grand Lodge Bom Skjold

Active:
Mage Armor (uflur) 1h, Longstrider Bom 1h
Human (Ulfen) 43870-4 | Ranger 9 | AC 29* T 14 FF 21 | HP 84/ 94| F +11 R +12 W +9 | Init +5* | Perc +14*; Survival +14*; Dipl. +9; Handle Comp. +15 Ulfur (Animal Companion) | init +3; Perc +4 | HP 75 (HD 8) | AC 29* T:14 FF:24 CMD 29| F:+11; R:+9; W:+2 | Bite +12/+7 (1d8+10) (831 posts)
Radi Hamdi
Scarab Sages Las Lajas

Male Human (Garundi) #43870-5 | Investigator 6| HP 51/51 | Init +1 | AC: 16 T:11 FF:18 | F: +4 (+4 vs Poison), R: +6 W: +7 (+1 Trans)|+1 Adam. Stinging Whip +7(1d3+2) | Perception +11 | Diplo +9 | UMD +13 | Sense Motive +14 | Spellcraft +10 |DD +12
Active:
Darkvision 6h, Barkskin 1h, Longstrider 1h
(1,112 posts)
Alchemist
Dark Archive Borax Bulan

Active:
Mage Armor 1hr, False Life = 4hr+13hp
Human - #43870-6 Investigator (Empiricist) 4| Male | AC: 14* T:10 FF:12| HP 50/37 | Init: +0| F: +4 R: +5 W+5 | CMD: 13 CMB 3| Percep +12*; Bluff +10*; Diplomacy +10; (805 posts)

The Exchange Ari-Ani

43870-7 | Human (Keleshite) F uRogue 5 | Init +11 | AC 20 T 16 FF 14 | | HP 38/38| F +4 R +10 W +3 | Perc 9; UMD +9; Disable +16; Acrobatics 13; Escape Art. Stealth +12 ; UMD, Sense Motive +9; K (Local) +5;
Active on Ari-Ani:
Longstrider 1hr
(178 posts)
Seoni
Silver Crusade Number 8
(0 posts)
Chivane
The Exchange Number 9- Arrow

Female Elf Rogue (3 posts)

Wayfinders Borax Boranian
(0 posts)
Umagro
Vigilant Seal Anjo Aroh

43870-2001 | Human M (Garundi) Ranger 8 | mPerc +17 (+19 Init) | tAC 26| | HP 104/104 | eF +15 mR +19 eW +16 | tAcro +15 tAthletics +13 tCraft +10 tScout L/Herbal L +10 eNature +15 tStealth +14 mSurvival + 18* tThievery +15 Human Ranger 8 (Vigilant Seal) (1,188 posts)
Bounty Hunter
Horizon Hunters Azu Azan

Male Ranger 6| CG Human (Garundi)| HP 86/86 | Perception +13 | AC 25 | F 12 | R 14 | W 13 | Survival +14
Active:
Boon - Vigilant Seal
(762 posts)
Quinn
Grand Archive Luz Lumino

Male Human (Garundi) #43870-2003 | Investigator (Interrogation) 4 | HP 48/48 | Perc +10| AC: 18 | F: +7, R: +9 W: +10 Light Hammer +10 (+12 thrown) 2d6B; Whip +12* 2d4S
Lead:
1) Faisel 2) Salamander
(465 posts)

Aliases


Sheriff Belor Hemolock
Borax Bohan

Toughness: 7 (Flak vest: 9) Parry: 6 (Bayonet: 7) Wounds 0/3: Rounds=5| Shooting d10 | Notice d6| Fighting d10 |Survival/tracking d6| Healing d6 | Stealth d6 | STR 6, AGI 10, VIG 8, SMA 8, SPI 8
Weapons:
Desert Eagle (.50) 15/30/60 2d8 1 w8 r7 — AP 2, Semi-Auto
(313 posts)
The Beast of Lepidstadt
ilKhan

Male Human Barbarian 1 | AC 16 T 12 FF 14 | HP 15 / 15 | F +4 R +2 W +1 | Init +2 | Perception +4 (26 posts)
Goblin
Pregen NN959

”Zakzak” | Male CG Small Goblin Gunslinger (Way of the Pistelero) 3 | HP 33/39 | AC 20 | F +9 R +11 W +7 | Perc +7 (Darkvision) | Default Exploration (????) | Speed 25ft] | Active Conditions: None (36 posts)
Sylph
The Storm NN959

4380-4 Sylph Druid M CN (native outsider) | Init +3 | HP 51 | AC-17 FF-14 T-14 | F+7 R+8 W+11 | Perc+9 Fly+12 HA+9 Hl+9
Active:
Barkskin, Resist Energy (electric)
(72 posts)