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5 posts. Alias of Merck.


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I would like to throw my hat into the ring with this character. A human bard that is no stranger to piracy.


Very drunk Hans seems excited on the prospect of being given money freely.
Ships, who needs ships! Why did I waste my time at the sea? The ships can have the sea, the sharks and me bloody foot, Im going to stay in this tavern and earn a fortune!


Hehehe...
I sure do mate, I sure do.

Drumming the table with both hands Hans starts the song. Perform: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Not sure if I can post the lyrics on the site, paizo has some policies about mature content...

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yJz8u6dyGY


Hans is in a good mood tonight, his wound has healed enough that he can go around on his business and he finally managed to find his balance with that blasted wooden contraption.

He notice the silver piece land on his table with surprise. He picks it up, out of habit bites it and try to bend it. Satisfied it is not a forgery he calls a serving wench and order two drinks, one for himself and one for his benefactor. He salutes Henk and continues to cheer with the other drunk sailors and leer at the beautifull women in the room.

It feels good to be alive, tonight Hans is in a good mood indeed.

DM:

I am would like to add Sailing Master and Master at Arms to my list of possible positions on a ship. Also do you need me to do the equipment for Hans? I know we are suppose to lose our stuff in the beginning of the AP...


DM:

1. What position do you see yourself eventually in on a ship?
Captain or First Mate

2. How do you feel about piracy in general? (This includes stealing, killing, plundering, etc.)
I feel great.

3. Which campaign trait are you selecting and why?
Peg Leg because I thought it added great flavor for an experienced pirate.

Alone and drunk the one-legged sailor sings with the crowd from his table at the corner.

"Oh my old mother she wrote to me
My darling son come home from sea

Oh it's one more pull and that will do
For we're the bullies to kick her through"

Here is Merck's bard.