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OKAY FELLAS LET'S DO THIS

I STAB SISSYL WHILE DOING LIKE EIGHT BACKFLIPS

P.S. I STOLE SISSYL'S WALLET TOO

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME

P.S. I STOLE YOUR WALLET TO BUY THIS BOOK

I'm rolling a fighter/rogue just to spite you both.

ROFL

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT A POTION OF FEATHER STEP MAKES THIS ARGUMENT INVALID AND COSTS WAY LESS THAN A FEAT ANYWAY

I DON'T KNOW WHAT INVALID MEANS BUT I'M GOING TO GO DO LIKE SIXTEEN BACKFLIPS THROUGH THAT DIFFICULT TERRAIN NOW

P.S. J/K I DON'T EVER READ ANYTHING, I'M TOO BUSY BEING AWESOME

I WORK JUST FINE
ALSO WHAT THE HELL IS AN ACG?

SORRY GUYS I WAS IN THE BATHROOM
WHAT DID I MISS

P.S. DON'T GO IN THERE FOR AWHILE

MAN WHAT
I WAS NOT BEING METAPHORICAL
OR HITTING YOU
I TRYING TO CATCH THOSE CRABS

WAIT
DAMMIT

OH YEAH IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
I HIT IT WITH MY GREATSWORD
THEN I QUIT IT

WAIT WHAT IS NESOD LICKING?

DO ANY OF THEM HAVE FULL PLATE

YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS, HEALER
THIS
THIS IS ALL 100% PREMIUM GRADE-A LIFETAKER AND HEARTBREAKER
GO AHEAD, TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK

IT'S 106 MILES TO LICHBERG
WE HAVE A HEALER FULL OF CURE SPELLS
HALF A PACK OF SMOKESTICKS
IT'S DARK
AND WE'RE WEARING SMOKED GOGGLES

HIT IT

LINGUISTICS IS A CLASS SKILL FOR ME AND I HAVE A + 1 INT MODIFIER

OK HERE YOU GO

P.S. I STOLE YOUR WALLET WHILE HANDING YOU THAT

I MAKE A LINGUISTICS CHECK

Linguistics: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

...WHAT?

WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

DRAKE
I MEAN GURG

WE ARE LEAVING

I DO LIKE SIXTEEN BACKFLIPS AND THEN STEALTH OUT THE DOOR
AFTER STEALING THE LOONIE'S WALLET

THIS SUCKS

THIS IS AWESOME

SHHHHHHHHHH
YOU CAN COME WITH US, ORC, TO SEE THE "LUTE"
*FINGER AIR QUOTES*

HEY BARD LET'S GO OUT IN THE ALLEY THERE IS LIKE A REALLY COOL LUTE OUT THERE THAT I FOUND

AGGGGGGHHHH GIANT WASPS WHERE

OH!

AHAHAHAHA OH I GET IT BECAUSE HER LIPS ARE ALL PUFFY LIKE THEY GOT STUNG

OKAY I SHOW THE BARD MY GREATSWORD

WHY DOES THIS WALLET HAVE A PICTURE OF A TOPLESS SILVER DRAGON IN IT
WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS KOBOLD PORN?
I MEAN-
WHAT ROBE?

CAN I GUARD YOUR WALLET WHILE YOU SLEEP

I HUNGER TOO
CAN WE GET LIKE SOME STEAKS OR SOMETHING

HOPEFULLY A GREATSWORD

IT IS TIME FOR PAIN
BUT I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR PAIN
THE ONLY PAIN I HAVE TIME FOR
IS BRINGING THE PAIN
TO THIEVES
WHO DO NOT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

DID OUR HEALER JUST DIE
IF SO
CAN I HAVE HIS STUFF

I WILL JUST DO SOME BACKFLIPS AND LOOK FOR WALLETS

I MOVE INTO A FLANKING POSITION
THIS IS GETTING WEIRD

WHAT THE-
I WILL SHOW HIM MY SIX INCHES OF RAGE IN RETURN

ONLY I AM IN FULL PLATE YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF ANACHRONISM
IF YOU ENTER MY ZONE OF TERROR I WILL JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROY YOU
YOU DO NOT WANT ANY OF THIS, THIEF

P.S. ALSO THAT IS NOT A KNIFE
THIS IS A KNIFE

*draws greatsword*

THIS GAME REMINDS ME OF A TIRE FIRE I ONCE SAW ON LAKE ERIE

P.S. I STEAL A LIZARD'S WALLET

I ADVANCE OUT THROUGH THE DOOR PAST THE GAZEBO
UH...LOOKING FOR DANGER OUT THERE, YEAH

WHAT THE HELL IS 3RD EDITION?
IS THAT LIKE A BOY BAND?

P.S. WHEN NSYNC GOT BACK TOGETHER I STOLE THEIR WALLETS

NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN NESOD

AGGGGH WAIT I THOUGHT LOW WAS GOOD

SLOW?!

HOW SLOW? AS SLOW AS YOU TRYING TO FIND YOUR KEYS AHAHAHAHA!

Okay, Babby! Seriously, NO CHEATING!!!

It isn't possible for someone to roll a 0 on a d20. I can only assume you cheated because you think the game is about "winning". In truth, the objective of the game is to explore, in accordance with the rules, the world that the impartial DM has set before you. Thus, by cheating, you are moving everyone further away from the objective!!!

What do you have to say in your defense?

UH I SAID 1

SO DO I WIN?

ROGUE

OKAY I STILL ROLLED AN UH
ZERO, YEAH

OKAY UH
SAVES
RIGHT

UH I ROLLED A 1
AND ANOTHER 1

THAT WAS ALSO A DECOY AHAHAHAHA
WAIT-

DAMMIT I WILL END YOU, THIEF

YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH FULL BAB ROGUE IN PLATE

IMMINENT RUEAGE

OH MAN IF HE IS DEAD CAN WE PUT SUNGLASSES ON HIM AND DO LIKE A WEEKEND AT BERNIES THING

P.S. DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU, THIEF

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU WILL ONLY DIE TIRED, THIEF

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

OH YEAH IT IS GO TIME YOU FRAUD
I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU LIKE A NAUGHTY PINATA

GUYS?!

WHERE DID EVERYONE GO? WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?

I DO LIKE SIX BACKFLIPS AND MOVE IN FOR TO KILL ONE OF THEM.

P.S. THAT COLD IS THE IMPENDING TOUCH OF THE GRAVE OLD MAN

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN JUST STEALTH TO THE END OF THIS THING AND GET MY +2 LONGSWORD

IF NOT CAN I JUST CHOKE THE THIEF FOR AWHILE

P.S. HEY OLD GM WHAT IS IT LIKE TO GO TO BED AT 6:30PM EVERY DAY?

IS IT REALLY JUGGLING IF YOU ARE ONLY JUGGLING ONE THING?

I AM GOING TO START JUGGLING THAT THIEF'S TEETH ONCE I GET A HOLD OF HIM

P.S. IT IS SO ON YOU 1ST EDITION CLOWN