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Oy! Froggies gunna rule da world now! We got dubl da ponds den before. We is growing!

someone...

me?

What about me!?!

Yeah!

ribit...

Oh, s**@, a doggie

Hi, I'm a friendly froggy

WOOF!

I GIVE UP. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THIS PATHETIC THING WHAT IT IS, AND WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO SAY

yes?

Oink?

Not woof.

Oy! My brains be hurt. Woof?

Burp...

Ye stoopit tank! Get me outa heres!
*Tank crashes into brick wall located at bottom of pond, and flies apart.
Frog Cultist floats to top of pond*

AaAAaAAAAaaaAAAAaAAaaaAAAaAAaAaAaAaAaaaAAAaAaAaH!!!!!!!
SOMBODIES HELP ME!I DONUT KNOW WHAT IMA DOIN'!

*Tank takes control of itself...
or is just rolling into the pond*

Ima gonna get im wif my big tank

Driving Skill:1d20-300=-288

Fiddy Seven
Eighty hundred
negative finity

Ya whatevrs

Oy! Dats de governer of Alarska, I beleeves..

May i sugjest da grenade lawncher? or da jet fiters?

Uh.. I take de tanks dat just came in

Oy! Dats a good wurd. Me 'n my froggies be practising fo' dis.

Oy! Was happenin' te me? Ima scared!

Oy! Leav 'im alone!

Ana what about me?

Dats wierd...

You my fwiend?

So, President frog, what's on the agenda now?

*Applies some coconut sunblock oil and lays flat on the lilypad*

We need a tropical bar in this place

Twopical bar it 's!

BUT FIRST! I MUST INSTALL UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE FOR ALL FROGGIES!

Ribit. Wazzat?

Oy! Take cawe o' him, boys.

*smile*

Celebrate good tymes!

Oy! it not my fault der be hundreds o' froggies hidin' round da treads. An no, we din't have ACORN, we had FLCV: Froggies Like Cheatin' Votes :)

Oy! I was wonnering if'n ye cood change me alias name to... ahem: Frog Cultist, Presidunt of Off-Topic Discussions" as I has jus' won der elecsion.

*froggy smile* :D

It shall be done! I will commision great paintings of myself for future generations to remember! [/brilliantly clear voice]

Ook! Did I jus' say dat!?!?

Ook. Isa good guy. I will keep 'em. We's gunna need an agenda. Wat to do foist? I aska my froggy peepls! Common froggy wat you wanna be done fo' dis great country!?!?

Oy! Dat one hurt!

Oy! I not 'similated! I is a froggy!

Uhh.. ribit?

Dat guy is weally weewd. 'e 'as a funny accent.

w00t! Winnas!

I not a gentles kinda man! I is a gennlefrog. Da best kind o all!

Don't make me call in da aiw stwike! Isa dangewous wepin!

Oy! froggies gunna win Flame's war numbo wateva

oy! I gunna win de elerction tho'!

Oy! Ima not Panlin, wazzat her name? I be Froggy Cultyst! Da best damm froggy to eva be da presidunt!

Ya! Dats 'im my vice presidunt!

Oy! I is scramblin mad! I gotta take a pee fo' three minutes, ana when I come bakk, der is all ye guys here! Who ye tink ye are, being like dis! Everybodies gonna betta get out now! Dis is a froggy pond, notta robot, smoif, jackie pond! Us froggies be busy. Now shoo!

Oy! Dats not nicey, meany guy!

Ye betta watch out pooldel, when Ima presidunt, Ima gunna hervest ye furs!

Oy! Wazzat meen?