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Dont mess.


'Boss, I got a cultist this time, a real genuine honest cultist for yah.'


Hmm?


Frog Cultist wrote:
Oy!

Inspects frog cultist.

Be you a worshipper of foul baaztezu, yugoloths, tanar'ri, or a follower of Peter Mandelson?


Oy! I worsip mysewf!!


Hmmm. You do not appear dangerous to the fabric of society, or at least no more so than a bevy of Spice Girls, say.


Oy! You bees insultin me?


'Boss, boss, he's just begging to be roasted at the stake, here, and toasted frog is just so yummy... I mean to say that toasted frog is so gummy. It sticks everywhere, just like those acid drop bears.'


Have you been neglecting to eat your druids again?


'Uhhhh.'
<Guilty look>.


Oy! I gunna hurts you two if'n you don't leave mees alone!


Remain vigilent, Mr. Frog Cultist, and do not fall for the wiles of evil, and I shall not feel obliged to allow my flunkie to divert himself from the diet of strictly 'greens' which I have had to put him on for his own good.


'But boss, he is green'.
<pitiful whine.>


Oy! You be green? chekk it out, under "Froggy Ponds" tread. We like de green peeples. Yo mastew won't be der, is good!


WHG's Flunkie wrote:

'But boss, he is green'.

<pitiful whine.>

And so are you, but do I insist that you eat yourself?

Now come along, and leave the frog cultist to admire his own reflection. If he want's to risk being grabbed by a Minaurian Doppleganger Hamster, and dragged off into unspeakable dimensions, that is his concern entirely. We have other threads to check for the suspicious and the malevolent.


Wazzat? Mexican Doopy Ham?


'Uhhh, sort of like that. They're things that the likes of Logue and Pett spend their time giggling about, between TPKs.'
scuttles hurriedly off, after the Witch Hunter General, to other parts....


Silly Flunkie guys


Rumblefish wrote:
Woof!

???????????


Don't mess, kid


Rumblefish wrote:
Don't mess, kid

Miss or mess, I always clean up after myself.

Shadow Lodge

The Witch Hunter General wrote:
Have you been neglecting to eat your druids again?

Oh some one's gonna die....

Shadow Lodge

Time for my Alias Army to assemble for the first time ever!
Aliases I call you forth, Arise....


I'm the Calm before the Storm. And I'm the Storm too.


Let's crush some skulls!


Is it hot in here or is it just me? Answer: Both.

Shadow Lodge

I hope you can swim... but it won't help you.


Hello there earth, wind and fire, care to play a song?


The Witch Hunter General wrote:
Frog Cultist wrote:
Oy!

Inspects frog cultist.

Be you a worshipper of foul...yugoloths

*Coughcoughcough*

Is that supposed to be an insult? To, uh, yugoloths that are certainly not us?


Oy! Yougloths be fatties! Go froggies!


Kobolds are weak, flawed beings.

We can help them

we will add there uniqueness to are own

we will strip them of there flaws

Lay bear there weakness

And show them unity

though perfection


Kobolds will be Smurf-Assimilated.
Resistance is Futile.


Froggies gunna get you if'n you not carful sm*rfs

Shadow Lodge

My Avatars and I will lil' froggie.


What color does a smurf become when you cut off it's air supply?
Doesn't matter it's dead.

Shadow Lodge

Damn not again!


What happens when you burn a smurf?
The same thing that happens to everything else.

Shadow Lodge

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When you smash a smurf does it blled red?

Shadow Lodge

I'm why Smurfs don't surf... that and sharks.

Shadow Lodge

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?!?!?!?
Paizo help use, remove the smurfs!


Joey Lafyatis wrote:
Hello there earth, wind and fire, care to play a song?

NO!


*Nelson laugh*


BREAKING NEWS!
Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!

-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-


Snork wrote:
*Nelson laugh*

Oh no! The Sahuagin Front has failed! The Snorks have overrun them!

Shadow Lodge

Frog Cultist wrote:

BREAKING NEWS!

Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!

-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-

I would also like to say I'm going to be lil' froggie's vice president!

My Avatars will be getting people to vote for the only amphibian candidate.

-lil' froggie aproved thismessage

Shadow Lodge

Dragonborn3 wrote:

I would also like to say I'm going to be lil' froggie's vice president!


As long as froggie isn't Hillary/McCain/Obama.


Oy! Ima not Panlin, wazzat her name? I be Froggy Cultyst! Da best damm froggy to eva be da presidunt!

Shadow Lodge

The votes are in and i have to say.. WE"VE BEEN ELECTED! Oh yah go froggies, go froggies!

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