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Friendly Local Contract Devil wrote:

At the home office, we deal in...futures. I'd like to make a deal with you. In exchange for all you desire, I promise I won't ask for anything you'll need for as long as you live. Now what could be more fair than that?

Taken as read, that's a remarkably good deal, because your side of the bargain consists entirely of promising not to ask for stuff until a certain point. Once that point comes, you can ask all you like!

...of course, before I signed anything, I'd want to go over the document with an electron microscope.

Ah prepositional attachment, one of my dearest and most passionate loves.

Mike Franke wrote:

I personally am heading straight to the chapter on selling my soul!

Rightly so! That's my chapter and includes the second best advice I can give practical-minded future immortals and devil-may-care despots! Win eternal power and influence semi-gods with such irrefutable tips as:

* How to untethered a ratty soul from your gross meat-body!

* Determining (and increasing!) the value of your mortal essence!

* Finding agents you can absolutely, always, 100% trust to give you fair value for your afterlife!

* Tips to assure you'll never, ever, ever, need (or want!) a hereafter!

* Phenomenal rewards vastly outweighing pedestrian mortal taboos.

* Practical ways to make your most depraved—er, LORDLY—dreams come true!

* And Much, MUCH more!

Act fast! Before the soul market's flooded with the tarnished essences of everyone who bought the Kobold Guide to Magic first!

At the home office, we deal in...futures. I'd like to make a deal with you. In exchange for all you desire, I promise I won't ask for anything you'll need for as long as you live. Now what could be more fair than that?