Mr. Fish story hour.
Mr. Fish was born a young guppy to parents who took on the responsibility of raising Mr. Fish instead of tossing Mr. Fish out to wildness... after their first two attempts failed miserably.
Mr. Fish grew up strong due to training, which mainly consisted of being used as a blunt weapon to fend off attackers and predators. Mr. Fish's skull is a deadly honed weapon.
At the ripe young age of Old Enough Mr. Fish's parents and tribe sent him on a journey to discover more about himself. The alternative ancient Tulita custom of "Stab it till it quits moving" didn't appeal to Mr. Fish as much so Mr. Fish opted for the less stabby ritual journey. A journey that took Mr. Fish far away from sharp pointy objects that didn't know any better.
Mr. Fish tried steak once. Mr. Fish didn't much care for it.
Due to repeated blunt force trauma to the thinking and thought housing part of the body the above may or may not be entirely factual. Actual backstory to follow later.
