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Alright, mine is still joked about to this day in our group, I made a half elf rogue, err, I think it was a rogue anyways, she was named glistening cavern in elvish, finding this out, all the other players immediately took elvish and from there on nobody would refer to her as anything except glittering clit. Be very careful what you name your characters when playing with a bunch of perverts.

You could maybe fit one dragon in there if you chopped it up but otherwise this wouldnt work I mean 10x10 thats the size of a large creature

Whoops wrong one I meant the one above that srry

I remember there was one great session I had with a few friends. Me being the only guy in a group of strategists decides to be as insane as possible, I rolled up a nagaji ninja character just because it seemed like something to do. We were infiltrating a fishery to take out some basic criminal. There was a hole in the bottom of the floor where they threw the fish guts and i decided to swim up it, I ended up fighting a shark underwater. After the shark I jumped up through the hole scaring everyone working inside absolutely s***less, the next round our cleric breaks down the door and the monk breaks through the window. Our first job was finished and we were deciding what to do with the guy we had in captivity, while the girls were arguing I stabbed him, rolled a crit, confirmed, and impaled his kidney. Everyone looked at me like what the heck did you just do you just killed him and I just have this dumb look on my face like ok thats nice.

Same game we were supposed to capture some guy working at some place that was handing out free meat to the poor I went ahead and got some. We got in there only to get attacked by a few guys who were pretty weak and the ran to the next room. We all knew that something would happen when we walked in there so we were deciding who to push in first, while they argued I just pushed the swashbuckler through. She got hit with two arrows an a hammer in the first round. In this room was a kind of track with meat hooks on it and me being the smart person I am grabs one of the guys and puts him on one. Everyone including the enemy looks at horrified that a snake man just put some guy on a meat hook and I just smile to myself. The fight continues and some child slaves walk into the room and it just so happens that one of our pcs is one of their aunts or something, so he runs up and tries to hug the swashbuckler who just tosses him aside. Some reefclaws break out of a sewer and join the fight next round, I hate reefclaws, they both come at me and I fail both saves against poison. At this point we run up the stairs to the next floor and find the runaway soldier we were supposed to capture as he’s talking a shoot him with a poisoned bullet, he makes his save. After about five more rounds he fails the save and is unconscious, the GM informs us he was actually about level 7 (we were at about level 3) so we got a lucky break there but that's not the funny part. So we went back downstairs to find everyone was gone, the guy on the meat hook, the reefclaws and the rest of the guys working there so I think we can all infer what happened there. I pretty much ended up buying a cap of human guise because I couldn’t show my face ever again.

Ok this is getting a little long so just one more, or two short ones

We were fighting a tiny goblin like thing, I can quite remember what it was called, but anyways it was flying around and absolutely destroying us so our summoner has her eidolon pick up the monk and just throw it at the thing. The monk grabs on and just starts punching it until its dead. While that was all happening the cleric and swashbuckler are fighting some giant, the monk runs in jumps ontop of it and rips out an eye, gotta love crits, and the swashbuckler jist yells shankle his ankles, rolls damage, crits, and cuts off his feet, Greatest Fight Ever.

Ok last one

We barged into a hospital to help some friends who got kidnapped, I fell through the roof and dashed past a few grey maidens and the summoner barges in with her eidolon trampling sick innocents in their wake, some alchemists start throwing bombs and miss killing more sick citizens. We found a secret underground chamber which led to a massive door, we took some time to prepare but so did the enemy, we walked imto a room of about 40 cultists alchemists and zombies. The summoner casts glitter dust blinding some cultists, and me of course, and the first thing that pops into my head is to spin in a circle with my katana out. I actually hit something, rolled damage, crit again, and Instant Killed about 3 cultists.

If anyone’s wondering yes this was Curse of the Crimson Throne

Alright, mine is still joked about to this day in our group, I made a half elf rogue, err, I think it was a rogue anyways, she was named glistening cavern in elvish, finding this out, all the other players immediately took elvish and from there on nobody would refer to her as anything except glittering clit. Be very careful what you name your characters when playing with a bunch of perverts.

You could maybe fit one dragon in there if you chopped it up but otherwise this wouldnt work I mean 10x10 thats the size of a large creature

But the problem there is with society play you can’t do that

63. Feather token (whip)
64. The hands of a monk to an object violating their vow (celibacy could get interesting with this one)

*non

62. The hands of a monk of the empty hand to a stick or any other on dangerous object

53. A bomb
54. A sword, then proceed to stab them
55. The bottom of a lake (or acid pool if available)
56. Their armor, good luck sleeping ever again, (especially devestating on spellcasters)
57. Their eyelids
58. Any cursed item
59. A lodestone
60. An aquatic creature

Back to the horse catapult, wounding it be great to see the result of a simple dispel magic spell on it

You’ve caused an endless loop and are smiled by the gods, maybe.

26. The inside of a bell
27. An ogre
28. A boulder
29. Two horses and have then run in opposite directions

9. Also the side of a cliff works

10. Cast summon monster, summon something with flying, cover it in glue and command it to grapple an enemy, then command it to fly up a few 100 ft and dismiss the spell

Combine 3 and 4 and glue them to the underside of a wild horse

It’s the magic rack

The light trick seems cool but has anyone ever thought of casting silent image to create a picture of your Barbarian crashing into the room, if someone inside attacks one you know there’s someone there and two there’s a chance you could repeat this until the guards finally give up, then you send in the real Barbarian and they choose to ignore it. Taking this a step further with a suggestion spell or stepping it up to a programmed image would make it better but for a lower level party this can work

He still has to be 5 ft away from each horse

Also on an unrelated note has anyone ever had the experience of playing a spellcaster with str 10 and rolling a nat 1 on an attempt to break a sheet of rice paper, common sense would dictate you dropped it or something but our gm decided that we would have some fun with this and made me trip down a staircase and brake my arm

I’m pretty sure the disks would follow you even after you “Magic jar’d” out of the first horse since it follows you at a range of 5 ft of course there’s the option of being catapulted with them so the spell stays intact

*rather not feather, I am not used to typing on an iPad

It seems reasonable considering both spells are feather high level so it’s not a game breaker but more of an extra component in the spell

So what would happen with the horn of pursuit if it was cast in a small room with thick walls, or maybe a cave.

Ok that makes more sense, so overall it is possible but highly unlikely

Thanks for the response and just a follow up, but what if the damage is enough to sever the limb

Also what is the logic of using a spindle shaped ioun Stone as a improvised dagger

Alchemist should be added as well

And for races
Oread
Sylph
Nagaji

Best classes, no argument.

Summoner (synthesist)
Ninja
Psychic
Monk

Also horn of pursuit creates three very loud notes that can be heard miles away, what happens if you cast it in a closed room. Would physics dictate the sound bounces around the room and increases in intensity or would it work like normal. If it did bounce off the walls would it deafen the people inside because this could be used as a serious offensive spell since it has a casting time of 1 standard action.

Has anyone ever tried using word spells, when used correctly they can be amazing

I would also like to say that the word force blast has no target restrictions so there’s nothing against using a barrier force blast spell

The effect in my mind is that it creates a 10x10 wall of force with no thickness or is paper thin, now my real question is what if an enemies sword arm just happens to be in the barrier spell and the blast is directed inwards?

In my games the result is a trip to second hand shop for the enemy, if you get what I mean.

Thoughts?