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3 action Magic Missile: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (3, 4, 1) + 3 = 11

”It is unclear at this time given the evidence in front of me. I would only be guessing.”

That should have been “Asmodeus is in the details.” Missed opportunities..

Fijit mutters under his breath...

”Yes, that’s what this situation calls for: a back of the carriage driver. Even the All Seeing Eye, god of magic and knowledge himself, would call this elf a know-it-all. What an aft-hole.”

Out loud, immediately after...

”That is very specific advice Z. The devil is in the details. Kudos!”

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21

Fijit insecurely goes to secure the side rigging, sure that he’s going to fall in. He finds some sure footing and is confident by the time the job is done.

”Well, then we will have to get answers to these questions ourselves. Do you gentlemen have any other questions or requests?”

”Do you think we’ll need to go underwater for this trip? If so, is there any items you might share to aid in this? Also, is it possible that anyone survived the shipwreck?”

There doesn’t seem to be any cold weather gear in 2e but...

Fijit takes out a fur lined coat and prepares for the journey.

”I don’t care much for the cold...”

He boards the ship.

Dot

”I cannot help but think that the goblin king would appreciate a good story. Let us call this plan B if playing dead fails.”

”It’s not a bad plan, we’ll just have to explain that we’ll be taking care of him if they ask. It’s vague but passable.”

3 action heal. Not sure if I add the +8.

heal K and zombie: 1d8 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

Fijit holds open the palm of his hand revealing a tattoo the eye of Nethys. As he finishes the words of his spell, you can see the eye glow and that glow is mimicked in the undead he is motioning towards.

*Disrupt Undead, DC 18 Fort

damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

3 action magic missile.
3d4 + 3 ⇒ (1, 3, 3) + 3 = 10

”Nethys, end these undead quickly so we can get back to our pursuit of knowledge.”

”That seems as good a plan as any, in my opinion.”

”I am afraid that we cannot just let you loose on the world without knowing more. It is commendable that you have fought off these urges, but the urge to kill and feed is in you. So please, help us understand.”

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
Religion: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

”It would seem that diplomacy has failed...”

3 action Magic Missile: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (2, 4, 1) + 3 = 10

Fijit points his hand towards the man already under attack, mutters the magical incantation well known to him and watches as 3 of his fingers turn into arrows of force and light.

"Um, perhaps we. should try diplomacy? I mean, maybe they don't realize that bloody death is the alternative to diplomacy?"

Fiijit approaches the front of the group.

"We will not be paying you this day. Understand that this is not an option. Walk away and live and enjoy your lives."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Or not...

survival: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26 Just in case it's not too late.

"I'm not a terribly good swimmer, I'm afraid."

Fijit chuckles to himself...
"Good goblin engineering? Hehe. Good one."

"I know nothing about this but hopefully someone does. I'm more book smart than sewer smart. Right Z-man?"

Fijit moves and launches a ball of acid at the croc.
Action 1: Move 5 ft
Action 2&3: Cast acid splash.

Acid Splash: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Fijit is searching.

Does anyone else want to take point as Scout?

performance: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Taking the part of Pizazz...
”I, um, would like compose, um, A WAR SONG!!”

"I'm not usually one for insults but this seems to be a good time for it considering how insulting this was to the original script. Your performance, good sirs, well, it was, not very good, you see. I've seen better talent, for sure. There, let that sting sink in, yes, very good."

Deception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

If nobody else wants to scout as their default exploration, then I will. Otherwise, I will help with Searching. I will also go with a cure potion.

Fun fact. A critical fail is missing the DC by 10 or more. Which means I'd have to roll a 3 or lower in order to criticize fail, giving me an 85% chance to not give you a -1. I have a 40% chance to give you a +1, a 45% chance to do nothing, and a 15% to give you a -1. Would you prefer if we just ignore that you're talking and just talk over each other to use our own diplomacy roll or just let you do all the talking?

Diplomacy to Gather Information.

"Perhaps on top of helping you with this monster in your basement, we could also help you with settling into. your. new home? This theatre needs some help and, with some work and proper funding, performances can be brought back to this amazing and historical space. I mean, the flooding alone would be nice to fix."

Diplomacy to aid.

Gotta get the bad rolls out first.

"Do not worry Hopper, I am not one of those clerics who shares his delusional healing on those who do not want it."

Fijit steps forward to greet the goblins. For those who pay attention, you can see pride in his walk and callouses on his hands that both come from years of study and the knowledge that comes with it. His mozzetta is pristine and alternate black and white with accessories all the way down. He also has an engraved Wayfinder hanging from his belt.

He leans on his staff as he walks towards them. The head of the staff has a half black, half white face. As he enters more light, he adjusts his glasses and smiles, arcane runes glow along his hairline on the left side of his face.

”It is fortuitous that we have some goblin Pathfinders coming with us on this mission. The All Seeing Eye watches over us and he will point with the finger of the scorched black hand. Does anyone have anything they’re like to do before we leave or knowledge that they may want to share? I for one would like to hear about goblin lore from our goblin friends in order for me to make proper greetings upon arrival.”

After reading the note, Fijit looks around the room to see if anyone has anything that may make goblins uneasy. Dogs, horses, goblin skull themed clothing, etc.

”Conversing with goblins sounds like a fun and exciting challenge. I think I have a book that might help with this...”

Fijit then buries himself in his pack.

”Well, hello and well met Pathfinders. Nice to see you again Z-man.”
Fijit pauses to see if the nickname sticks, makes a mental note of the reaction from Zanderel, and then the note from Drandle out loud.