Fakehold DM's page

I know! Let's put this on FaceBook!

~shudders~ Oh no! Please cover up and show some modesty!

~does the happy summer dance~

I don't want snowballs. I want a heat wave!

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Patrick Curtain, I would suggest applying at Wolfram and Hart. I use them all the time.

You spelled my last name wrong! How evi...typical *sigh*

I'm not applying there. I'd have to live in LA! Now THAT'S evil!

they are evil for...other reasons...

Joss Whedon is not evil! He is the best thing to happen to TV!

Please cover up and show some modesty! Nudity should not be encouraged!

NobodysHome wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Yeah, that's too bad! Our GM played him up magnificently -- following Del around, flattering her unabashedly, and even refusing to climb her tail when they were in hot pursuit of a bad guy and Captain Finn, hopelessly failing his Climb roll, needed a hand (or a tail). "A gentleman does not climb a lady's tail."

We spent some session time with him taking her out for romantic dates, and now they're an "item"... for which she gets neverending grief from her captain, but she doesn't care. She's got a boyfriend! :D

Q: What is the difference between a gentleman and a cad?

A: A cad would have added "...in public" to the end of that sentence.

Right, Freehold?

indeed.

Please! Show some modesty!

Sharoth wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

I blame Freehold DM. Because he likes it so much, I picked up Dead Space , Dead Space 2, and Dead Space 3 from Planet Fun here in Savannah, GA.

why?

You could have just downloaded them.

Because each of the games was $6 apeace. Much cheaper than paying MicroScalp's prices.

shakes fist

Why are you upset? Of course. You need to watch some Firefly while doing some math.

Math is wonderful! Shall I add up the reasons why?

Conspiracy Buff wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I assumed you avoided math at all costs.

Like at a checkout register you just throw some cash at the cashier and run out the door so that you don't have to witness them calculating your change.

Exactly! So now he must be a Pod Freehold. If you hang out with him, and suddenly develop an inability to sing and distaste for cooking awesome food, we'll know you've been replaced as well.

first off any Pod Freehold, hence referred to as "Fakeholds", would not only love math but sing the praises of Whedon and Alton Brown on his Facebook page while decrying boobs and encouraging modesty with respect to carnal activity.

But I do love Joss Whedon and Alton Brown and I show it my Facebook page!