FaWtL Ethics Committee's page

I'm not ADVOCATING it.
I'm just saying, none of us should exactly be quick to make the finger-wag of judgement.

We are an ethics committee. Finger wagging is kinda what we do.

FaWtL Ethics Committee wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

I am just waking up from a dream in which the Paizo.com messageboards were aflame ...

Then I woke up.

We cannot condone the having of affairs with other members of FaWtL, regardless of how long it has been since they have posted. Neither can we condone the use of whatever the f&@! you took before bed in...

(Shakes head in puzzlement)

We can't?

I mean, I know the secret kinks of a fair few FaWtLites past and present (except for NH, oddly, and he's the one I've known the best and longest, because I respect his privacy), and with a few notable exceptions, y'all aren't exactly gonna pass any purity tests.

We also cannot condone testing people for purity. That way lies really unpleasant behavior.

I am just waking up from a dream in which the Paizo.com messageboards were aflame due to someone(I'm not sure who) discovering that I had a torrid affair going on with Treppa. The world went mad at the revelation of this news, and I became a pariah overnight, as it somehow was decided that I seduced her somehow? There were entire topics dedicated to this and how much of a lothario I was, although your friend and mine Celestial Healer, made a lengthy post about how he was still, and would always be, my friend. I made a post that sorta kinda explained things, maybe? I know I said something about leaving Treppa alone, and that it was okay to be mad at me but that she was blameless. But I am not sure what the details of that post were because it was decided that I needed to go into exile. I got onto a double decker Greyhound bus that had a VERY long line, and eventually I paid for my ticket. I tried to get a seat at the bottom level, but there were already people going upstairs because it was full, and so, upstairs I went. But this is where things get stranger- apparently upstairs was all private rooms with double beds and mini fridges. I start to set up my room when some...imp of some kind? starts playing pranks on me, claiming to be my roommate, and blowing balloons up everywhere and popping them for fun. This is beyond irritating, and so I go into the mini fridge to get refreshments. It turns out its full of old mexi-cokes and other sodas, and both I and the imp get excited by this, and we cease hostilities to enjoy rare sodas. We discover that the sodas not only have been already opened, but have been filled with water, some of which was drank already. At this point the imp and I look at each other infuriated. What kind of monster DOES this?

Then I woke up.

We cannot condone the having of affairs with other members of FaWtL, regardless of how long it has been since they have posted. Neither can we condone the use of whatever the f%*$ you took before bed in order to have such a dream.

*keeps a close eye on Freehold to make sure he doesn't day anything unethical*

Vanykrye wrote:

Some people just need to be tied up and left in a car's trunk for a day or two.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

I'm waiting for you to tie them up and toss them in your car's trunk.

Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up a second here. We gotta think about this.

*ponder ponder ponder*

We'll allow it.

No.

Eh...We'll allow it.