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You're reading too much into the word pacifist. The intent is merely non damaging. This particular wizard doesn't care if he uses his spells to push enemies off cliffs to certain doom. It's a thought experiment, rather than a "Here's a character concept I'd like to try." So push it. Take it as far as you can.
Hello all! I had a good idea just a moment ago, and decided I'd maybe make a bit of a game out of it. Everyone on the boards always seems to want to optimize the best optimizations - God wizard, chill touch magus, etc. taking the best idea for a class and squeezing every drop out of it.
Let's take a step back. Why optimize the good ideas when we can optimize the weird ones?
I will soon be taking part in a game in which my group has set me a challenge. I'm a player. The challenge is, build a damageless evocation wizard. I like this challenge. I already have a build fleshed out, but I'm interested to see how you guys (or girls) would do it!
Full wizard, appropriate WBL, and level progression applicable. Specialization must be evocation (subschools allowed). Aside from that, have at it!
IHIYC banned for definite implied endorsement of closet squatting.
I would assume that people wearing britches are in ceremonial dress and shouldn't be drunk and insensible :p
Banned because i'll give you a hug instead
*hug*
There! All better?
Ah, but can one fall over, drunk and insensible, while still being honorable?
You appear to be drunk Lemmy. Fancy being insensible and talking about honor. Let me take this win off you until you sober up...
IHIYC is banned for not mentioning any of the other 6 hells - Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Indigo or Violet.
*hugs, returns gift of goat.
The next poster has never heard of Monty Python.
Because tiny creatures have a superior stealth check bonus?
*invokes a nearby Azata to slaughter this fiend
Depends on perspective. You win at not being alive just now.
He had a spade in his head. It was very awkward.
The next poster was mercilessly tickled by spiky penguins.
You Don't Own Me
Lesley Gore
We all know Poog won't though, so I'm gonna be unfair and relegate him to the "Banned!" game.
Can we all agree that Poog will never be a winning goblin and get on with the thread?
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I recommend naming the days of the week after the first 3-5 letters of a God in the story's name, followed by a suitable suffix. For example Fardas, Leadas, Nevin. This helps to tie the idea of weeks into the calendar.
I would also recommend not having the exact same number of months. After all, the world has jsut come out of war and their gods leaving them alone. I think naming the seasons would be a better idea for the time being. Maybe name them after their patron god? For example, Destran for the "Dark Weeks", meaning the winter.
Perhaps a yearly celebration/mourning for the War of Good and Evil coming to a culmination is in order. I shall call it... Merlyndas. He does lead a theocracy, and he was originally Leafar's "Prophet". Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Let's all play FFVII in memory of Squaresoft!
The next poster hasn't stopped drinking since the end of last year :p
Ulfen Death Squad is banned for blasphemy.
@WH I'm not the guru that FF7 needs - I'm the Guru that it deserves.
*snatches win from Auriea*
It's okay, i'll hurt you so nice...
*click* You have 1 new message, Lemmy.
"Hey, it's FFVIIGuru here. Sorry, but I really need that win to arrive soon. I ordered it off Ebay 3 months ago, and it's almost time for the wedding! Happy new year!"
IHIYC is banned for looking a bit too much like... Oh, wait, he IS a jester... Banned for being a jester then.
Rocky XVIII: The After Years
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Lord Foul II should not rule this city because anyone having read the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant will know that he's gonna get beat by a madman with a ring and he doesn't know what to do with it!
KahnyaGnorc really can Gnorc.
I approve of every awesome poster on this thread so far, and every poster who will post after me. Does that make me awesome too?
Happy new year indeed! As long as MBT doesn't throw fire in your general direction, that is...
Grodd is a Dad's Army actor. By extension, Grodd has recently found a fan following in the form of Poog. May your soul be looked after by whatever god may find it...
So that's where all my Pathfinder books have disappeared to...
Ah, but how do you know which stage of the lunar cycle we're at? My closet doesn't have windows. Or television. Or internet. Only clothes, and a rather interesting drawer.
I'll take that point and agree with it. And I'm Scottish. If our biggest export is that flavoursome, it's a wonder we wear trousers instead of kilts most of the time!
IHIYC just wants to be friends....
Y'know IHIYC, Christmas isn't due for almost a year now... Sure you're up to finding 360ish things to tack onto that list?
Ooh, Monster girls? Where?
The next poster is secretly in love with the film "Parent Trap", but not the one with Lindsay Lohan in it.
Granted, but the box is in a small cell made of UDS bones.
I wish for many many coins to be deposited very carefully in my bank account to nobody else's detriment.
I guess I'll just sit here and...
Checkmate.
Because You Loved Me
Celine Dion
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Erliquin (n)(colloq.) - 1) A clown of greater social status than a mere performing clown. 2) A clown who is served custard pies nicely.
Clouhig
IHIYC doesn't know that Whiskey is predominantly made from barley, water and hops, and now knows of a company that makes Vodka out of milk.
http://www.blackcow.co.uk/ for reference.
361 days to the worst one of the year! And people have their decorations up already!!!! Madness!!!
The next poster keeps D&D 1st Ed under their pillow...
Ulfen Death Squad is banned for not helping Santa deliver presents.
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@The Fiend Fantastic
I would grant it if I could. #Heartbreak
@UDS
Granted, Poog locked in box and key thrown away.
Endless reruns on the Sci-Fi Channel.
I wish for more Final Fantasy 7, preferably HD.
It would make you smarter until your regeneration set in. 2 free lobotomies?
Gorilla for sale, can't win game, makes mess, seems to like hugs. Contact Advice section for instructions on keeping wild Gorilla in check.
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We shall overcome All...
The black desert continues to move. Smaller villages were engulfed, refugees fled before the desert's rapid expansion. Within 2 years, the primary western cities of Wayrest and The Crossing had begun their descent into destruction. The river at the Crossing had presented the desert with a problem, but the river did not match the Black Desert's ability to reason. The Desert had seperately dried up it's source.
With the West's primary trade centers deserted, the Desert has created a "Dead Zone", an area of land to the west that is completely unusable. It seems that nothing can stop the expansion...
Perhaps the "Great Forest" can stop us? Somehow, I don't think so...
Made a small glass box for my fruit pastel, made swallowing it a bit difficult though.
Can I get a CLW please? Pleeeeeeeeeease?
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