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Sharoth wrote:

Ah. Oops!

*AH! More Spam!* {flags Sharoth's existence}

YES!!! hurt him some more!!!

I want rotten food! More! More! MORE!!!

I am not loosing you undead loving fool! ~hisses in fury~

Yea! Stay out of this!

~screams of fury~ NEVER!!! Slimes are the best! Undead are lame!

lisamarlene wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Sam The Eagle wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

Armchair Psychologist wrote:

Captain ? wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

Cap Yesterday, Compulsive FAQer wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

This forum post is still way too long.

Are you sure about that?

Even more so, at this point.

Is it.

More importantly, how does that make you feel about your mother?

I'm beginning to think I may be part of the problem.

...

Nah. It's all the fault of you weirdos.

You are ALL weirdos.

I blame rap music.

I blame all them Satan- and demon-worshipping youngsters with their dragon dungeons!

HARUMPH!!! SATAN?!? ORCUS IS BETTER YOU HEATHEN!!! Let the undead crusade begin!

ORCUSS?!? Juiblex is the best! Forget undead! Let the oozes, slimes, molds,jellies, and fungi of the world take over! Long live Juiblex!

We are not just adorable, we are delicious too!

~crawls away~ I'm out of here! You guys are crazy!

Evil Sentient Fruitcake wrote:

FIE DIE DIE!!!! All of you can DIE!!! You eat my kind! I will DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

Total side note: NobodysHome loves fruitcake.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom...

No! NOOO!!!!! Don't eat me! ~Slithers away as fast as a fruitcake can~

FIE DIE DIE!!!! All of you can DIE!!! You eat my kind! I will DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

~lunges towards Fallout Rampage Cap'n Yesterday~ I will turn your brain into a fruitcake!!!

No! Not my nemesis, the Evil Anthropomorphic Turnip! Do not summon it! You do not know the depths of it's evil and depravity! You would prefer me as your Evil Overlornd, not it.

~realizes that I am getting several hungry looks directed my way~ Whoops! Time to retreat! ~slithers away~

I shall rule the world! Tremble at my might! All will bow before me!