Count Haserton Lowis IV

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2 posts. Alias of Klaus van der Kroft.


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Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Ethically Dubious Attorney wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:
The problem with the spiked chain is that it totally doesn't work as a weapon. If you knew about fighting like I do, you'd know that.
Pfft. My spiked chain-wielding ability requires me to register myself with the US Department of Martial Enforcement as a lethal weapon, pursuant to the classified Exotic Weapons Protection Act of 1963. I am also barred entry in 12 countries, including Canada, because my spiked chain skills make me a clear and present danger.
I thought Canada banned you because of that incident with the "sausages".
There may have been other contributing factors.
I don't see how you're to blame... I mean what else were you going to do with all those degloved moose penises?
My attorney has advised me not to answer that question.
OBJECTION!
HOLD IT!

DOUBLE OBJECTION!

TAKE THAT!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Evil Lincoln wrote:
The problem with the spiked chain is that it totally doesn't work as a weapon. If you knew about fighting like I do, you'd know that.
Pfft. My spiked chain-wielding ability requires me to register myself with the US Department of Martial Enforcement as a lethal weapon, pursuant to the classified Exotic Weapons Protection Act of 1963. I am also barred entry in 12 countries, including Canada, because my spiked chain skills make me a clear and present danger.
I thought Canada banned you because of that incident with the "sausages".
There may have been other contributing factors.
I don't see how you're to blame... I mean what else were you going to do with all those degloved moose penises?
My attorney has advised me not to answer that question.

OBJECTION!