|Ethically Dubious Attorney|
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Ethically Dubious Attorney wrote:HOLD IT!Celestial Healer wrote:OBJECTION!Kruelaid wrote:My attorney has advised me not to answer that question.Celestial Healer wrote:I don't see how you're to blame... I mean what else were you going to do with all those degloved moose penises?Kruelaid wrote:There may have been other contributing factors.Celestial Healer wrote:I thought Canada banned you because of that incident with the "sausages".Evil Lincoln wrote:The problem with the spiked chain is that it totally doesn't work as a weapon. If you knew about fighting like I do, you'd know that.Pfft. My spiked chain-wielding ability requires me to register myself with the US Department of Martial Enforcement as a lethal weapon, pursuant to the classified Exotic Weapons Protection Act of 1963. I am also barred entry in 12 countries, including Canada, because my spiked chain skills make me a clear and present danger.