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D&D 1.0 My first Wizard came across a wand. Once finding out it was a wand of Paralyze with only one use I walked around with it forever and nearly forgot about it. Keep of the Borderlands campaign.
Cue accidentally finding the Minotaur cave without the Cleric or Warrior due to a magic door shutting in my face.
IC: "Oh man I'm screwed."
OOC: "Well guy time to roll a new-"
IC: "WAND OF PARALYZE I USE WAND OF PARALYZE ON THE MINOTAUR!!!"
When the party finally finds me they find me smacking away at him with a +1 Quarterstaff and help kill the thing.
The campaign is on hold but the Minotaur's stuffed and on display in front of our Housing.

I made one to surprise the orcs in the group. The actual players were like 'do we hate him since he has elf blood? Do we fear his human resourcefulness? Oh god the ways of things!'
My only reply was 'Hello, I'm the Doctor. Just the Doctor. All of time and space anything that can ever happen and ever will. Where do we want to start?'
The barbarian: 'With this magically locked door weirdo'