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The sounds of Bad Religion performing I Want To Conquer The World intrude into the Dark Network, and everywhere else.

Now, this is more like it! A true musical masterpiece to the ears of The King of Digimon!

*Begins tapping along to the music, then his stomach grumbles.*

Someone make me a fried banana sandwich already, I’m getting a bad case of the munchies! Uh, huh, huh!

What’s that awful racket? It’s causing unnatural distortions to my Dark Network!

*Throws a soda bottle at Pulg, then walks away in a huff.*

Now I got a headache worse than the time I drank some of granny’s whiskey thinking it was an ice coffee!

*Joins in with Pulg’s Fairy Trombone Orchestra, playing an electric guitar and singing the song in Japanese while retaining the Elvis voice.*

You know, I was the lead singer and guitarist for YYZ when we first got together back in the 60’s.

But, after forty glorious years, we finally retired and let new members take over (excluding the drummer, he refuses to retire).

That’s it! It’s bug squishing time! Someone get me my boots, the BIG ones!

*Goes to get ready to squish the bugs, only to realise that I am not fully healed yet.*

I need to still sit this one out, you guys take care of it for me.

No tiny blue critters allowed at this gig! I suggest you get out of here before I squish you like a bug! Uh, huh, huh!

Aww man! I just got my digital coding ruptured like granny’s prize winning soufflé, uh huh, huh!

*Has no choice, but to recuperate, much to the dismay of the Digimon that are huge fans of Etemon.*

Don’t worry kiddies, your old pal Etemon just needs to take a quick breather, I’ll be back before you know it!

*Rests on a luxurious bed so that the digital coding can repair itself.*

I am so gonna make that clown pay for messing with the king of Digimon! And the suit was recently updated too!

Hey now, I wasn’t about those fans, but these fans! Plus more, uh huh!

You goblins call that music?! Here’s some real music for ya, uh huh, thank you very much!

*Sings a brilliant song, in the style of Elvis Presley, causing a massive crowd of fans to suddenly appear.*

What are you talking about, ya cheap disco ball? Ain’t nothing and nobody entangled in my Dark Network.

*Catches a glimpse of something actually caught up in the Dark Network.*

Mercy! That must be that there No One you was talking about, can’t let that slide, uh huh!

*A few seconds later, the Dark Network cables untangle from No One and embed themselves elsewhere.*

There we are, no damage done! If anything happened to my precious Dark Network, whoa mama!

*Stops chasing Fweeping Night Leopard, due to getting bored and having better things to do.*

Alright, I guess I can just buy a rug instead. Besides, I haven’t set up my Dark Network yet.

*Dark Network cables suddenly appear, and cover the entire forum. But no one is trapped by the cables.*

Now I have my Dark Network in place, I can view every inch of this here forum, uh huh!

*Goes back to his ride, and sits on some sort of throne. Begins viewing footage with eagerness.*

Yo! What’s the King of Digimon gotta do to get some service here? Someone bring me a fried banana sandwich!

Looks like I finally got the chance to get myself a leopard skin rug, uh huh!

*Chases after Fweeping Night Leopard.*

Molten Dragon should not rule this city for being the original hothead! Thank you very much!

You can have the strongest Digimon be both the BBEG and the GM at the same time, because you are the GM!

*As Pulg tends to poor Lazlo, a couple of strange dinosaur looking creatures bound in to the area pulling some sort of transport vehicle that consists of a large metal cylinder on wheels and at the front is the image of of a monkey’s face wearing sunglasses.*

*Once the transport vehicle comes to a stop, the cylinder opens up lengthways and a figure can be seen.*

Hey, hey, baby! Get ready, because Etemon is in the house! Thank you, thank you very much!