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My experience has been that if you Wish for a roast beef sandwich, it's probably going to destroy the world. I would never voluntarily use wishes, even for the things listed in the rules.

There are no coincidences.

But sometimes the pattern is more obvious.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

I'm cramped
I'm cramped.

The general way things are handled is that whatever interpretation would hinder player characters the most is the correct one.

I suppose it would be possible to destroy the Tarrasque by using a Wish to negate all strong nuclear interactions. The result of this would be that all matter would effectively fall apart releasing the binding energy as radiation. Even if it reformed after three rounds, the lack of the strong nuclear force would cause it to detonate in a massive nuclear explosion once again. This could only happen with a player sufficiently disengaged from the campaign to make such a wish, and a GM sufficiently disengaged to allow it to be granted. Total apathy is one thing that not even the Tarrasque is safe from.

The Heart of Gold
Taa II
Red Dwarf

The Hat That Grinned Like A Man.

From Red Dwarf:

Toaster: "Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?"
Lister: "Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast."
Toaster: "How 'bout a muffin?"
Lister: "Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks."
Toaster: "Aah, so you're a waffle man."

You could always use the Stone Call and listen for the outburst of profanity when it hits the invisible target. This would at least give a clue.

And, if we're doing it for RP reasons, the sickly hero, ala Elric or Doc Holiday is a meme, but not one I have seen in PF.

In a 3.0 game with rolled stats instead of point buy, I put my rolled stat of 8 into Constitution for a Sorceror. I explained that a magical accident had triggered his inborn powers but damaged his health in the process. He selected a toad familiar to use the strength of the magical bond to offset that weakness, but I never described him as being particularly robust. I haven't done anything like that with a point buy yet, since I'm one of those people with a strong aversion to stats below 10.

85) Being a barbarian makes you faster.

Or perhaps being able to speak Greek makes you slower.

I think Moist von Lipwig should be included.