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No experience necessary they said, hey what's that pile of ash doing...*zap*

Oh come on! Those aliens didn't even try to shoot anyone in a yellow shirt!

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".

{picks up grenade} ZAP! {is instantly vaporized}

Now that is peculiar... Picks up Grenade, is also vaporized.

Hey boss! see this! picks up grenade, is tragically vaporized.

stuffs something in the incinerator

I took care of him it boss, so it shouldn't be a problem. Unrelated, you might need to place another job ad, I'm not sure that last guy is coming back...

steps over ominous pile of dust.... gives us all the red shirts we want, not to mention the unbelievable signing bonus after 60 days, and he gets the door for yo....

.. buys ya a big lunch every day, insurance after 30 days, get the door for you every time... Wait! Are.. are those bones fres...

So what happened to the last guy?

edit: D'oh!