Duck with a +1 Poodle Slayer's page

Personally, I like killing poodles. QUACK!!!!

Ahem.

QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the catbox good roasted over an open flame or raw?

How does one slay...er catch you?

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!.....

runs aroudn the thread in a panic before fleeing for parts unknown

Poodles roasting on an open fire!!! Zombie nipping at their brains!!

Come here mutt!!!! QUACK!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

taig wrote:

So, SP, what was the "ARGGGGG"ing about earlier?

It's duck season... of a sort.

Rabbit Season?

Elmer Season?

No, Poodle Season. *evil grin*

realizes he's in the wrong thread and slowly backs out

QUACK!!!!

~M~I~N~E~!

Duck with a +1 Poodle Slayer wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

But, ces't la vie.

What're you, some kind of damn frenchie?

No...just a poodleslayer.

attacks CDP

Humps the duck

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! VENERIAL DISEASES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

casts Righteous Poodle Slaying Might upon himself and cuts off the humping legs of CDP.

Mac Boyce wrote:

But, ces't la vie.

What're you, some kind of damn frenchie?

No...just a poodleslayer.

attacks CDP

MINE!!!!!!!!!!

MINE!!!!!!!!

I got yer jets right here. <pokes in the eyes> WHOOP WHOOP

mmmmmmmm...wise guy eh????

pulls out a bottle of seltzer water

It's Smurf-tacular!!!

el Smurf

Christmas Post

Duck with a +1 Poodle Slayer wrote:

Jackalope wrote:

Duck with a +1 Poodle Slayer wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Quack!

Duck season!

Rabbit Season!!!!!

Duck Season!!

RABBIT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RABBIT SEASON!!!!!!

DUCK SEASON!!!FIRE!!!!!

Duck with a +1 Poodle Slayer wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Quack!

Duck season!

Rabbit Season!!!!!

Duck Season!!

RABBIT SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quack!

Duck season!

Rabbit Season!!!!!

I am seriously considering a run for the House of Represenatives.

I am now seriously thinking about moving to Utah.

Sharoth wrote:

~pulls out the sniper rifle and aims at Celestial Healer~ Next time you camp you will get it! Right betweent he eyes, angel boi!

You can't shoot him! It's not Angel season... it's football season! {throws football out in front of Sharoth} There you go- shoot it! shoot it!

Rabbit Season?

I never realized that there were gay characters in modern fantasy writings. I always thought that it was some sort of taboo subject.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Not to sidetrack the love in, but why in the hell does anyone watch Jon and Kate Plus Eight? My wife made me sit through it a couple of times I can't stand the show. And now with the trainwreck they have become, why would anyone continue to watch them at all?

My sweety likes to watch it, but I don't think she's heard about the latest stuff this week about the show change. I have to leave the room whenever it's on the TV, so I think I get where you're coming from... :)

Last I heard they had to halt production because after they dropped Jon's name from the show title, he decided it was bad for his kids to be on the show and hit them with a cease and desist. Fricking hilarious. Except for the poor kids who are caught in the middle. Them I feel bad for.

And no, I don't watch the show. It annoys me to no end that it is airing almost constantly. Enough already. It was a terrible show to start with. I watched one episode once. It was too painful to ever watch more of.

Personally, I hope someone gets involved and decides that Jon & Kate are not good parents and takes the little moneybags.....I mean children away.

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** wrote:

<Watches as the fire consumes everything and notices that Not that innocent's...flamethrower...is bouncing up and down while she jumps up and down>

You don't think the fire is going to spread too much, do you?

Well that depends on where I go next now doesn't it? So do you see anywhere you would like to go?

No.

I mean, Disney really did have to do something. With crap shows like Hannah Montana and the like they have lost a great deal of their male audience.

I mean when is the last time they had a decent TV show for boys? By buying Marvel they are trying to retarget that demographic that they have neglected for the past half dozen years. And censoring the Marvel universe and trying to make it fluffy would be a waste of their time and money. They would lose the male demographic if they did that.

PS Darkwing Duck vs. Juggernaut = Win the only more entertaining thing would be if they had bought DC instead of Marvel and we could see a face off between DD and Batman....

Or a crossover with Darkwing Duck, Donald Duck and Howard the Duck!!!

SO MUCH DUCK!!!!!

I apologies. But no I do not see duckwing duck verse the Juggernaut as a successful cross over.

BLASPHEMY!!!!

Darkwing Duck crossing over with ANYONE is a license to print money.

FORUM

Wait! The french are planning on invading us? Or is that the french canadians... sneak little buggers just waiting up there with their maple trees and hockey.. and mounties... and health care....

HEY!!!! Don't mock the Hockey!!!! It's all us Michigan people have!!!!

reports Abbigail for making fun of hockey to the House Un-Hockey Association.

Q U A C K !!!!!!!

qwigebo

I want to shave some poodles bald....

shooby dooby doo....

beer is good,

adult stuff

We'll now I feel like a dick for my comment up above...sorry Courtfool, I thought you were just being the poodle you always are. Good luck.

How do I tell my wife of 17 years I want a divorce?

Just dry hump her leg, eventually she'll get sick of you and leave.

;P

TO

BREAK

QUICKER!

Richard Pickman wrote:

Zaphod beeblebrox

If there's something more important than my ego on this ship, I want it gone.

*jumps overboard*

Mac Boyce wrote:

POODLE FREE!!!!!!

Ha!

BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*recoils in fear....until he remembers he's the only one that stated he has a weapon*

:)

......Quack???

So, this thread jumped into OTD territory 1300 posts ago. I'm surprised the Postmonster hasn't taken notice. :)

What are you doing?!?!?!?! They'll take notice!!!!!! QUICK!!! Grab the tin-foil hats!!!!

I refuse peace until everyone recognizes that ducks are superior to poodles in everyway!!!

Me???? I'm not brainwashed...for there nothing up there to be washed in the first place!

Poodle flu? Is that what's wrong with me?

Oh don't worry, some pharmaceutical company out there will have an injection or pill to calm you down shortly. Granted the side effects of said injection or pill will be "Male Pattern Baldness" and infertility, but it will be worth it for you will no longer have the "Poodle Flu"!

And seriously, there's nothing wrong with you that can't be fixed by thinking positively.

AHHHHHHHHH!!! Poodle slobber!!! I'm gonna get the "Poodle Flu"!!!!

*runs to the nearest cable tv news to overhype "Poodle Flu"*

People who are trying to restart the flame war here. While it is interesting to read, it is illogical that you would FIGHT OVER A GAME!!!!!!!!!! :)

EDIT: Oh and that ABC canceled "Pushing Daisies"...

Garydee wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

... Must keep this thread alive!

One of those is a guy, right?

Are you talking about the devil one(under MUST)? That does look like a guy.

I was thinking the one under 'this'.

Thats what I thought when the pic loaded. *shudder*

veector wrote:

If, as a player, you're only interested in mechanics and how many "things" you can do/kill/collect, you're not really on the stage and you're not playing the kind of D&D I want to play.

If I said something like this, I would be accused of being a whiney, little, drama queen.

You're not a whiney, little drama queen....

Just a whiney, little poodle! ;P