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Greetings minions!

We are sorry for our absence and our delay in answering your questions recently. A band of Goblins thought it would be a good idea to set fire to our portable alchemist's lab and the resulting explosions disabled all of our magical communications. Rest assured we shall get this rectified soon and we will answer questions again in aproxiamtely one or two more weeks so go ahead and keep them coming!

One huge advantage of UGC/PGC is that it overcomes the issue of many games becoming bottom heavy with way too much investment in things that keep the new player (and hence real world cashflow provider)happy.

The tendency is for UGC/PGC to be done by experienced players who are far less inclined than the dev team to provide stuff only suitable for beginners.

We have never played an mmo that ignored the veteran players and catered to the new players. Our time on the other plan, which is host to earth, has shown us that most sandbox titles such as UO and SWG, before it tried to emulate a theme park title, actually catered to the veteran players while adding very little for beginners to do. Most theme park MMO's also ignore beginner content in favor of veteran players.

We do love the mission architect from city of heroes, lots of crazy fun that was. It often had content to do for all player ranges. It also often had specialized grinds made so it could be used to speed level.

SWG had some amazing player run story events that encouraged role play between participants. A lot of things such as Hobs has mentioned were done successfully on a few servers in swg and the game was better for it.

We cast our votes In favor of any fun or cool player created happenings in the river kingdoms, sandbox is after all a place for our imaginations to run wild and for us to created the world we want to play in.

Dear Doctor Feelgood,

People and animals have begun to mysteriously disappear around my tower. Now the local villagers are claiming my pet Snugglepumpkin a half Tyrannasaurous Rex and Half Primal Umbral Dragon is responsible for these incidents. I'm convinced its the Local Sheriff who is obviously jealous of my cute and entirely tame pet. How do I prove my dear Snugglepumpkin is innocent and prove the Paladin is the real threat to the village?

Dear Decorus,

It Appears Blaeringr's advice is a sound recommendation and one we would have recommended had we not misplaced our copy of the menu. We are saddened by the zealotry of this paladin that has seen fit to persecute your precious little Snugglepumkin. It is clear to us this Sheriff of injustice has let their fear of the unknown lead them to anger at the disappearances, which further has lead them to hate your innocent pet since they have no further target they can justifiably prove is the culprit. Fear is the mind killer after all, and hate is the path to the dark side of us all.

Try using a group such as TEO, PAX, PTV, KoTC, or even The Seventh Veil to reason with your community and this bigot that has become blinded by their own hubris. If you can convince one of these groups this paladin is being a constant grief they may assist you in your plight and help convince the community this paladin is more trouble then he is worth when they show up to complete your contract.

If that fails M.A.D would be more then happy to approach the paladin on your behalf to remedy the problem with a few potions and gadgets to make him change his mind or otherwise forget about your pet. often times the side effects of such treatment leaves one to be open to all sorts of suggestion like murder.

Misdirection is also another option, turn his attentions to something else, like the group of goblins invading the settlement three hexes over. While The is away hire a group such as the UnNamed to gets the community to vote in your favor.

Of course you could always force an alignment change on him, thus making him lose his abilities and become a blackguard, this would be more then enough to convince any logical settlement he is the real threat.

We wish you much luck in this endeavor and if need be we will protect Snugglepumpkin until such time as you are able to rally the local druids against this paladin for disrupting the natural balance of nature near your tower. We do warn however we might improve your pet before you come to retrieve it.

Dear Dr. Feel Good,

Are Earth-Elementals -allowed- to use reposition combat maneuvers to put an enemy inside the earth?

Signed,
Up-To-His-Neck in The Croquet Field

Dear Up-To-His-Neck in the The Croquet Field,

That would mostly depend on the disembodied voice of the GM controlling the Earth Elemental. We see no reason why this should be allowed, nor do we see any reason why it should be disallowed. it is a mechanics question that should be argued with diplomacy citing the extra planar GM's copy of the Bestiary referencing the entries for elementals in it.

We feel that we should point out that GM's can be touchy when questioned about the "rules" of "their world", as they often times view them selves as the god of their world. The best approach of handling this would be to work together towards a compromise or understanding of the system and rules the GM is using. Crowd Forging at its best!

We enjoyed the podcast, but we feel it could use a foot notes section under each podcast so we can read along while we listen to the pod cast or to check your sources and chime in on conversations and threads you reference.

What would be the ETA on episode two as we are really looking forward to it.

Dear Dr. Feel Good

As a graveyard worker in a temple of Urgathoa I have alot of work with the dead and sometimes undead (couph necromancer couph). My problem is that several days ago my perception check revealed a strange oder and color distortion on my foot and after several failed home remedies have been unable to remove said disorder. afraid to go to the priests for healing beause it may be assosiated with something undead treatment gone wrong contagion spell. I write this because it seems to be spreading at a somewhat rapid pace and is now above my knee. I would like some advice before it reaches my... upper parts.

sincerly yours: a soon to be ex-husband

Dear Soon to be ex-husband,

We suggest you take two potions of restoration as well as a potion of remove curse, remove disease, and bulls endurance then seek me out in the morning!

Dear Dr. Feel Good,

After considerable debate and no answer to be found, I hope you can answer me this. Is Blaeringr and Nihimon the same person ?

Dear Scarlette,

After much research, a nap, and some further contemplation, We feel we can now properly answer your inquiry.

Blaeringr and Nihimon do, in fact, seem to be two distinctly different and separate personalities. As such, it is our hypothesis that they are irrevocably two wholly different people regardless of whether they in habit the same body or not. They also appear to be complete opposites in many regards. Until we have further evidence and can sit them down in a room to run some tests, we can not form a theory.

Dear Dr. Feel Good,

After a hard days work building my new home I decided to go to the tavern for a drink (or seven). While I was there I met what I thought was a beautiful woman. The next morning when I awoke and the ale goggles had worn off I found a bearded dwarf woman in my bed. She now says she is with child and it is mine!

I do not wish to be with this woman or have people know I slept with her. She is ugly!

What should I do Doc!

Dear Randovar,

We have experienced our fair share of ale goggles when we were a younger gnome. We suggest a double dose of Tears of Death, a nasty contact poison guaranteed to lay low the most stout of constitutions while inducing paralysis, if that is far to immoral for you, we suggest you pray for a miracle or get a wish granted to make the one night stand in question have never happened.

We may have a third option for you, transmutation potions or spells to make her turn into a beautiful woman of your preferred race. it is superficial only but is a possible solution.

Sir,

Do you really think this is a good idea? Did you forget about what happened last year in Cheliax?

Dear Tasha,

Cheliax. What happened in Cheliax. We feel we are on the cusp of a great discovery but it keeps slipping just out of reach. Of course, We remember now! Cheliax is where we went to investigate that extra planar bordello only become lost in the city and fall into the passionate hands of a succubus, entirely unrelated to the bordello, and endure her ravenous affections until you found me and removed me from the grips of her vile lustful eyes! She was remarkable.

Tanya, be a dear and bring us something to cheer us up. Maybe we could have some psychotropic potions to drink? Or possibly a sweet confection of some sort. We find we strangely miss that succubus. She did have amazing eyes.

Dear Doctor Feel Good,

I want to crossbreed dragons and T-Rexs to create an apex predator what would be the best way to convince others that this would be a good idea?

Dear Decorus,

We would love to assist you in cross breeding these species, and as difficult as it can be to convince a red dragon to trust us, they can be dealt with when thier life is a bargaining chip.

That said, we feel the best way to convince someone of your quandary is to simply do it, they will either see the merits of such a crossbred, or wind up being the Half-dragon Tyrannosaurus Rex's snack.

A more diplomatic and nice way to do this would be a mind altering affect to get your audience to agree with you, but some folks are immune to mind altering effects or have realty strong forces of will. If this is the case then by all means we recommend just talking with them.

Try explaining the benefits of such a creature. Start by explaining that Half-dragons are only rarely the result of dragons mating with other creatures—most are the result of strange magical experiments. In most cases, a successful creation breeds true with others of its kind, as with the dreaded dracolisk. Therefore it is not as unnatural as some might believe. Follow that argument with the benefits to the Tyrannosaur Rex. All A half-dragons gain darkvision out to 60 feet; low-light vision; and immunity to sleep, paralysis, and energy of the same type as its breath weapon. it would gain a breath weapon to help defend its self, or its "friends" such as yourself. The creature would not be an aberration as commonly believed, but would in fact be a creature of the dragon type. It would gain an increase to its strength, constitution, intelligence, and its charisma, as well as having its skin act like a natural armor. It would also finally know the pleasure of flight from the wings it would grow, this in and of itself should be enough to convince someone this is a good idea as no living creature should not experience the joy and thrill of flight!

This would make a wonderful companion to anyone with the skill to handle it and the love to nurture it. By creating this wonderful creature you would be helping it to survive in a slightly modified form for years to come and help it to know a more fulfilled life while doing a great service to your community as it would be most likely more than happy to guard and protect you all as they have all loved and cared for it.

Dear Doc,

As a druid, with the proposed alignment system, how am I to remain a true master of the balance if nearly all my actions move me towards either law/chaos and good/evil?

Dear Wyldethorne,

We believe the best method of maintaining a true neutral alignment will be to cancel out each act you take much like canceling out a base with an acid and canceling out an acid with a base. if you perform a lawful act you will need to perform a chaotic act to cancel it, if you perform an evil act then you shall need to perform a good act to cancel it. This is strictly conjecture at this point based of the currently available information we have and is extrapolated from the balance of opposites.

Another possible solution would to be to live as the animals live. Watch your animal friends and learn from them how to act as animals are the epitome of neutrality and are not confined to morality and ethics.

and now can anyone explain this topic who actually know value of the dot in punctuation?
this is not executable task for you, Dr. Feel Good so please don't answer.

We appreciate the attempt at humor, and the attempt at an insult. We wonder why you feel you are so superior to us, after all your posts in this thread have grammatical errors.

Our errors in the huge wall of text you quoted was a joke, what exactly is your excuse, since you feel the need to insult us in a thread dedicated to humor?

We shall fix the post we are currently quoting in reply to you for you to show you how it should be done.

"Now, can anyone explain this topic whom actually knows the value of the period in punctuation? This is not an executable task for you Dr. Feel Good, so please don't answer." is how your post show have been typed. In case you can not see the difference we shall show you if you would like to learn.

{OOC}
As a side note, the huge post you just quoted only needed one period. It was one long sentence that jumped around and used all the necessary commas in the proper places to show how random thoughts pop up and come out in a ramble for the character of Dr. Feel Good. {end of OOC}

Holy effing run on sentences. I hear English teachers nation wide rallying together with torches and pitchforks.

We would agree, but sometimes the need to lower ourselves so the lay man can understand is worth the flaming pitchfork of grammar smiting!

We apologize, but the effect, we feel, was worth it. If you ever feel the need to work as an editor for free, we would be more than happy to hire you.

Dear Doctor Feel Good,

What is your stance on using magical or alchemical means to Feel Good?
Or should I combine them together to create the ultimate feeling?

Dear Decorus,

We hope GW will enlighten us all in the coming months on just what sort of effects we can accomplish with potions and the crafting system.

Dear Doctor Feel Good,

What do you feel good about?

(BTW this thread was my idea so if you get on Gobbcast or whatever its called I want a shout out AT THE VERY LEAST.)

Dear Waruko,

P.S. Thank you for suggesting the Ask Dr. Feel Good segment, as we were looking for someway to contribute to the community before the game launches. Which would you prefer for a gift as thanks? A ring? a few potion? or maybe something else we might be able to craft one day?

Dear Dr Feel Good,

I recently discovered one of my slaves has been stealing extra rations. How do you suggest I handle this disobedient wretch?

Dear Blaeringr,

We think that it would depend on the settlement and hex laws those slaves was stealing the rations in. If it is against the laws there then we suggest you seek restitution through their justice system. If that is not an option we recommend speaking with Tony at length about your problem while eating wonderful bread to feel good. A thought just occurred to us, if you were to bring the slave to us we could mix up an alchemical mixture or potion to deter further thefts, or we could equip the slave with a ring of sustenance so they never have to eat or sleep again alleviating the base need that would drive someone to steal rations. If the slave has escaped before you can punish the miscreant then we recommend using the contract system in game to hunt the vile retch down and punish his transgression.

I ask thee a simple question: how does one make Ryan Dancey grow a four foot beard?

A simple tranmutation spell would work, though it is not very sportsmanlike, however if everyone where to up their pledges as a show of solidarity when we get our KS reward email that lets us up our pledge we might be able to convince Mr. Dancey to grow a beard as a thank you!

Dear Neadenil,

We feel love can cross all barriers of alignment, sex, creed, religion and race, If you love her, and she loves you then you should do the only responsible thing, what all paladins should really. Redeem her by showing her you love her by singing the following:

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

If that does not work then you could always bring her to us for a few experiments.

Of course if you had never failed your perception check in the first place this would never of been an issue as you would no doubt of detected evil then smote her with much righteous might. Thank fate you did fail that perception check though as you will never be lonely again. What ever course of action you do decide on we urge you not to break up with her until she tries to kill you, at which point you marry her and return the favor. We wish you much luck in your current situation, and if you wind up flailed, disemboweled, dismembered, and otherwise maimed, dead, or no longer requiring your character sheet we will be more then happy to recreate you.

As an after thought we felt the need to point out, when she inevitably betrays you, be sure to place a bounty on her head once she murders you so you can have your revenge with out the need of guilt or alignment shift.

Darsch wrote:

nanacano wrote:

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West.

One more TEO agent...

not typical for goonswarm

you totally did not get the point of this thread.

It's possible, i don't able to get sentences in a figurative sense.

So can you explain?

We are not a TEO agent, I doubt TEO even has any agents, a few soldiers perhaps, maybe some sheep, a few miscellaneous and insignificant splattering of professions that are of absolutely no value to this conversation what so ever, but needed to be mentioned because it would be unfair to not mention them at this time, least we lose ourselves to inequality and a smattering of other heinous atrocities to humanity, even though there is nothing worse then losing a wonderful control group for our experiments, and we do feel insulted being called a TEO agent by the way, as we are the leader of our own charter company, but we will not get into that discussion as it was obvious you had not read the necessary reading material to come to this venue and debate the semantics of that other topic, which leads us to this, you did not do your homework before coming here to talk, so are found lacking in the necessary knowledge, but we forgive you, as that is a normal mistake, to open ones mouth and insert foot is just natural to the learning experience and no one should ever be faulted for it, even though they grossly misunderstand what is happening, due to a lack of knowledge, most likely caused by a feeble mind spell no less or a touch of idiocy, always nasty that, or maybe goblins. yes, its all the work of goblins,everything is a joke, or a plot, or both perhaps, but back to the topic at hand, Strawberry ice cream is the best.

Greetings MINIONS!,
Welcome to Ask Dr. Feel Good. We Invite each and everyone one of you to ask a question and we will answer it for you. Ask us the hard questions, the easy questions, or the other questions. Also, we love to answer questions about Pathfinder Online, as we have been following this rather interesting extra planar device for some time now.

With out further delay, we open the forum up to you and hope you enjoy the day.

P.S. Do not drink the drink you have in your hand. Yes YOU! Who else would I be pointing at? That drink was mixed with my mutagen this morning and has not yet been labeled.

So an entire company filled with mad scientists?

How many do you think are gonna have a cat pet named Mr. Bigglesworth?

While we feel Mr. Bigglesworth is an acceptable name for someone's cat, We would like to point out we do not currently have a pet cat. How ever, as no lab is complete with out a pet we would like to introduce you to our pet named Fluffy! Have you ever seen a more adorable little reptile?

I've added your Guild to the Guild Recruitment & Helpful Links list. If you have a brief description you'd like to appear there to let people know about your guild while they're browsing that list, just PM me or post a clear request here.

Also, The Seventh Veil welcomes you to the community, and extends an offer of Diplomatic Outreach. (Note, this is not an offer for Alliance, just a way to open formal channels for private discussions.)

You seem to want to turn the whole thing into a joke, and that's fine, but it may make it difficult for us to do anything constructively together.

{ooc}

M.A.D. may be all fun, games, and jokes, but make no mistake M.A.D. does plan to take this game very seriously when it comes to contracts, settlements, and crafting.

We want M.A.D. to be the comic relief here for everyone's entertainment. A group that fully supports role play, we also want M.A.D. to be looked to as a dependable crafters guild. [end ooc]

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Greetings Minions,

The Goon Squad will ... remove our ... second and third ... hearts ... to ... feel free ...

Goonies without 2nd and 3rd hearts will be easy prey, bring your under-hearted squad on , Dr Chad !

We replaced those hearts with squigliplops soaked precisely six days two minutes and 6 seconds in a special mutagen then treated with our proprietary blend of basil, oregano, star metal and mithril for good measure and charged with lightning bolts, several force magics, and encased in mage armor for extra sturdiness. We feel we are up to the task.

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Harrison wrote:

Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?

It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"

Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.

Why yes our name is Chad, as well as Walter, and George. We have many names actually, you can always feel free to call us house if you do not like to call us Dr. Feel Good. No matter the name, we have the cure for what ails you.

did anyone see where my lovely side kick , Mrs. Tetris put my strawberry milk shake?

Smoothies are better for you. As one chef to another, try this:

1 cup low-fat milk or vanilla soy milk
1 cup frozen strawberries
1 frozen banana
honey if desired

We shall have to get Tilde to make us one, it sounds delicious.

Greetings,

We decided to stop by and say hi, thank you wyldthorne for reaching out to our not so humble group, our minions will be pleased to know Aeternum has such wonderfully friendly folks.

why thank you Wyldthorne, While we are evil and and Aetenum is good We can see us working together in trade from time to time and having a jovial joke in a tavern somewhere.

Why would anyone openly admit to planning to do nothing but be a horrible person to anyone and everyone?

It's like wearing a bright neon sign that says "Please Ban Me!"

Also, there's only one Dr. Feel-Good and his name is Chad.

Why yes our name is Chad, as well as Walter, and George. We have many names actually, you can always feel free to call us house if you do not like to call us Dr. Feel Good. No matter the name, we have the cure for what ails you.

did anyone see where my lovely side kick , Mrs. Tetris put my strawberry milk shake?

I honestly can't tell if the Op is bashing or supporting PfO's idea of open world PvP. /confused

We support GW vision of PFO in all aspects.

Now that we have your undivided attention we would like to avert your eyes from this current message and request you click this nice blue link to go to our official charter page.

Greetings Minions!

M.A.D. is now taking on new minions and other such assistants for our new labs in the river kingdoms.

M.A.D. will be focusing on maintaining an evil presence in the river kingdoms while we craft new wondrous items, potions, and equipment to manipulate the economy of the world to our own ends. we will also march our selves to any and all settlements to greet them with fireballs, bombs and CONFETTI! YES CONFETTI! Our would be enemies will fall flat on their faces at our feet with laughter and pledge allegiance to us as we shower them with incredible inventions of unique design that may or may not work!

M.A.D. Will be an evil company, we will accept any alignment however it must be mentioned due to politically annoying bureaucratic red tape that anyone not at all evil or a genius such as ours truly may or may not find themselves as a test subject. The Charter Company (guild) will be aligned most likely neutral evil or lawful evil

Our Side Kick Tallahassee will be a dear and assist in further explaining later today after she brings us our blue berry muffins.

We will have need of any crafters, builders, and physically capable or other wise combat ready people, or any other class, archetype, persona that enjoy having a good time and being the brunt of a joke from time to time, people that like to see others smile by making them laugh.

you will probaly die, a lot, in this company but that is okay we can and will rebuild you faster, stronger, smarter, tougher, harder, and otherwise just better, then reequip you to get back into the fray of world comicfication!

Also we are the terror that flaps in the night, the termite that devours your floorboards, the surprise in your cereal box, the skunk that pollutes your air, the batteries that are not included, the headache in the criminal mind, the wrong number that wakes you at 3am, the raspberry seed you can't floss out, the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul, the onion that stings in your eye, the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show, the scourge that pecks at your nightmares, the hairball that clogs your drains, low ratings that cancel your program, the auditor that wants to look at your books, the slug that slimes your begonias, the bubble gum that sticks in your hair, the itch you cannot reach, the smoke that smokes smoked oysters, the jailer who throws away the key, the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks, We are MAD!

Let's get dangerous.

Hmm, looking back at the wall of text it seems my player has been watching to many old cartoons while listening to our theme song.

Trolls and griefers need not apply.

We must remember to turn Blaeringr into a terrasque to cuddle for pointing that out, or maybe we should just buy him some bread from Tony's. We hear Tony has amazing bread.

No, We will not let anyone believe we got that from Bluddwolf, it was rather easy to find on the interweb things those humans from that other plane uses.

This is the first time we have ever spoken to the wolf of bludd, we think it would make a wonderful pet though.

We know we have been keeping you all on the edge of your seat, with out further delay let us announce on this most auspicous day the one the and the only charter Company M.A.D. charter thread to follow sortly, as in later, if the other me agrees to it.

M.A.D. is Mad Alchemist Directive for those who rolled to low on wisdom and intelligence and rolled to high on strength and ignored everything else to be able to put this together on thier own, it is okay though we still will let you be a loyal minion after all not everyone can score a perfect intelligence and charisma. When ;life gives you Lemons you make Apple JUICE!

((OOC)) M.A.D. will be a real charter company of evil alignment but any alignment is welcome as long as they are not trolls, griefers, and such, by griefers and troll i mean ban hammer peoples that GW has defined as griefers and undesirable.(end OOC)

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Chiassa wrote:

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is fake? I'm disappointed.

We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Wait... you have cookies?!

<grabs mixing bowl>

We're going to need some good nibbles at the tavern. Care to have a bake-off?

YES! We accept this challenge of a bake off and we shall EXTERMINATE! let's get dangerous. With rainbow sprinkles and chocolate chip cookie dough!

Dr. Fell Good do not forget we want to have mints with the cookies, Chiassa will never expect that.

Shush you bumbling Idiot least she hears our evil plans!

Chiassa wrote:

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is fake? I'm disappointed.

We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Wait... you have cookies?!

<grabs mixing bowl>

We're going to need some good nibbles at the tavern. Care to have a bake-off?

YES! We accept this challenge of a bake off and we shall EXTERMINATE! let's get dangerous. With rainbow sprinkles and chocolate chip cookie dough!

Dr. Fell Good do not forget we want to have mints with the cookies, Chiassa will never expect that.

Did someone mention cookies?

I want cookies...
Chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips please....

Sharks with lasers are passe now everyone carries LAZERCATZ!!!

Lazercats are to loud with their purring and meowing, we prefer atomic pugs.

ummm...I think he mentioned that this is for comedic value...pretty much..<wink>

yes comedy is how we plan to take over the world after all, one crafted item at a time

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

My new theme song! Quack! Quack!

not so fast...

I´d like to propound an anthem for your company.

This shall replace our new theme as our new theme. it is so catchy and easy to sing and dance too while introducing ourselves to our minions.

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is fake? I'm disappointed.

We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Wait... you have cookies?!

<grabs mixing bowl>

We're going to need some good nibbles at the tavern. Care to have a bake-off?

YES! We accept this challenge of a bake off and we shall EXTERMINATE! let's get dangerous. With rainbow sprinkles and chocolate chip cookie dough!

Kryzbyn wrote:

Not seeking to provoke someone is not the same as living in fear of them.

Ominously wishing someone "good luck" because they might have "provoked" them definitely serves to enlarge their mystique and create the impression that they are to be feared.

I'm not trying to call you out. I just wanted to prick that balloon before it gets inflated.

We LOVE pricking balloons with sharp and pointy objects after drinking a potion or two. It is so delightfully EVOL. Look we made another funny. Nihimon, which pocket monster are you? we do not see you in our codex. May we add you to it ourselves then with the entry AWESOME pocket monster of diplomacy?

Nihimon wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

I'd like to see PFO succeed, that's all.

Provoking goons is counter to that, I reckon.

Building up the goons as if they're some force that's capable of causing PFO to fail seems even more counterproductive.

Will the game be fun to play for you if a ton of uninterested folks swarm the game and undo everything the players have built up to that point, and possible randomly PK folks for no reason, other than because they can? Is that success?

They are more than capable of this, they have done it in other games.
It's not like I'm making this s&#* up, or exaggerating, so off your high horse you go.
It won't actually (probably) make a hill's beans difference to me. I've got no dog in the 'making a settlement/town/city' fight. I plan to make a living off of other's misfortune.

{OOC}These Goons from Eve don't seem to have made eve fail, it is still around making its company money off players, not trying to be mean. and to everyone a friendly debate is fine but please don't throw insults around and get into a flame war.{end ooc)

We were hoping to have you as a second in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Bake Off Edition were we duel Chiassa in a wonderful bake off of cookies! Are you sure you would not want to be one of our minions?

Do you have sharks with laser beams ?

We hope to have sharks with laser beam eyes, rocket launchers, and a fully functional deathstar like "Second Darkness", but we need a full set of crafters to help make that a reality and some divine and arcane spell casters.

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

This is fake? I'm disappointed.

We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

Hmm. You used the line "We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons." But you're not them?

Good luck with that mate.

It has been great luck so far. Have seen many people enjoying themselves in this thread as I had hoped.

So you want to create a clan or a guild that it's called in a fantasy game who kills every player in sight... ok thats fine but please drop this "Goon" thing because all guild names should at least attempt to fit into the world that they are playing in so a name like "Darkwood Bandits" or something similar would be much more appropriate.

Goon Squad... thats just so very silly, hahahaha.

it was meant to be funny, Glad you noticed, as this was meant to be one huge joke about a rather unfunny issue that got completely out of hand, And the name of our charter Company has been debated heavily today and we will not be calling ourselves goons, I will announce the name later in this thread after I am finished replying to everyone.

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

We are the terror that flaps in the night. We are the evil Darkwing Ducks.

So like Nega Duck? Also, how does Launchpad McQuack fit into this analogy?

We need a launchpad McQuack. You want to be our launchpad?

Gedichtewicht wrote:

Wait, you are

Dr. Feel Good wrote:

Darkwing Duck

?

SO... Disney is here...?

relevant

My new theme song! Quack! Quack!

((OOC)) this is all meant to be in good fun for easy laughs and make light of the terrible flame wars that happened over the treaty of rovagog,
I would like to see a comic evil presence in game so anyone that wants to play an evil character with a few screws loose is welcome to actually sign up here, we will not realy be focusing on tearing down anyones settlements, we will not be hunting anyone down, we will just be showing up making false claims and threats and walking away after doing nothing to give people a laugh and a smile at our own expense while sometimes breaking the fourth wall.(( end the ooc))

This is fake? I'm disappointed.

We are real, we just are not the other group of goons, come join us we have cookies! you can be minion number 626 and can hunt down those silly paladins and druids and assimilate them into us. I promise you will be paid rather well, your own pocket plain with a thousand elf maidens!

We are not that goon squad we are better then them!
We are to them what Chiun is to Remo Williams!
We are the terror that flaps in the night. We are the evil Darkwing Ducks.

Greetings Minions,

The Goon Squad will be a charter company of Evil and our main goal will be to tear down all the haughty and righteous good peoples settlements that want to enforce their tyranny on on us and remove our liberties.

Tyrants such as Andius that feels the devs vision of open world pvp is wrong and every one else is second and third rate citizens compared to him.

"These forums had made me forget something. I’ve been very frustrated with people on the PFO forums who just don’t get Open World PVP culture, or the threat it poses to them. That they think it is acceptable to wall themselves off in their own hex, and kill every non-allied player they see outside safezones.

There is a group more frustrating than those who are oblivious to the threat Open World PVP culture poses though. People like PAX, Bloodwulf, and Darsch who support and subscribe to it. That it’s ok for this game to be a giant Call of Duty match. That’s just what Open World PVP is.

With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West. Not stop all danger but make it so when you see someone else in PFO you don’t recognize it only puts you on guard. You don’t just assume they will try to kill you.

Apparently I was wrong. Most other groups other than apparently “The Delvers” and Blaeringr’s group are fine with that."

We will infiltrate groups such as Peace Through Vigilance and corrupt them from the inside so the righteous fall to the darkness that lies in the hearts of all men.

If you want to play with a group of like minded people that want to sow evil corruption destrucion and chaos and anarchy to tear down the corrupt good regimes in flames and build a long lasting kingdom of evil tp combat the Zealots of good then please feel free to sign this contract in blood and consider your self part of the new world freind.

We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons.