That reign of winter is pretty epic. Especially those gnomes *nods*
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BAH I vote for Rise of the Jade Reign Rune Regent of Winter. :)
His running of goblins is the best! As one of the goblins in the partial rise of the runelords one you will have a blast playing a goblin under YBD
I'm all for anything involving goblins!
what was that plays? your now married to Shalelu and that wizardsshanks and ruling over the region with a slighly iron fist? Headcannon accepted *nod*
hmm Im personally for eliminating a third tribes leadership personally, but I think the plan is to go, let Play's do his thing with a mage and by that I mean convince her to uh... sit this one out and then go woo angry shanks into leaving... or kill her. The we come back re relocate most of goblindom back to thistletop and be big damn heroes. . .
The talky shanks I think we can convince to abandon the angry shanks plan, She's a wizard and they can be tricky foes, perhaps if we take a small part of buthazmus with us we cna convince her was mean business. He responded to Pus with a wicked grin. After all how could she not be more... amiable when they proved they could so easily eliminate one powerful foe.
Just in Plays takes his weezard weapon and carefully lines up a shot smacking the dead (he thinks) Hobgoblin with that Overly large for a goblin Ransuer. Sure he was dead Plays grinned wickedly and shot a wink torwards the elven archer.
elven: Not bad for goblins eh?
magical bear traps? I will get right on that soon! :P
Pus! Focus! He called while moving as close to the dangerous archer as he reasonably could waving his fingers in eccentric patterns and chanting a moment and letting loose a blast or arcane energy. (force missle)
yeah, at this glassyworks place... she uh has been using it to trap and torment goblins. Everytime we try to stop her she shoots arrows at us.
Its okay, its gobbo glass, it breaks when i try to make it too, will just take the practice. He began frowning at the latest batch of horribly made glass. He really needed like... a book on this or something. Like he got the principle behind it but it just wasnt coming together. Oh that? its the furnace. See the longshanks clear wood called glass is actually made from melted sand and some rock dust. You have to cook it hotter than normal hot to melt it, then when it cools its that clear see through stuff. At least... in theory. I wonder how the others are doing with the chief. He called out shrugging and dumping the failed glass back into the furnace to remelt. Maybe he needed to add more of the ground up powdery stone?
He grabbed just a small goblin handful and dumped it in, along with more sand.
or appointed.... mostly by me. I mean none of you can read the ballots anyway :)
Perhaps we should also sort of do some investigating about the town, maybe rile up some followers on our side, for the inevitible conflict *nods*
Plays was busy wandering about his Glass works, doing his best to figure out the best places for ambushes and traps....
We trap the trap. Like hide it under some sand and other glassworks debris but make a fake but obvious trap beside it so as to lull the guard down
psh all goblins can trap, now whether they work or not . . .
here i was hoping for silly, box fulls of glass that fall when you step on a string or the like
thanks! goblin trap team go!
Anychance we can get the map of the glassworks (at least the main floor) back up? Okay, as for the trapping of Bruhahahahamathippopotamus I dont have a lot of ideas, set some traps up maybe, a few of us rangy (ie me) types hide somewhere out of the way with shalelu.. maybe making out, Our best sneaky talky gob leads bruhapottamus in telling him we stole the elfshanks best good langshanks friend, some silly humie that has glowy hands, the elf shanks went on a killing spree the last time she was missing so its good bait. . . We let him get into position... and then we kill him *nods* After that comes the wooing of angry Lyrashanks (again *lawls*) out of the place with the thasalassy ruins, Bobs your uncle, we go in dagger dagger dagger the mean scary angryshanks... and then comes the other plots dont want to get too ahead of ourselves Also, If Plays offered to teach Brother tochack how to understand the scripty pictures of the longshanks ways so he could see the words of say.. a holy text of Sarenrae would he be interested? or would he scream blasphemy at the idea of reading? not that it would make plays sad or anything just wondering.
elven:
Maybe, maybe not, Goblins are like your sheepies, with enough food, fire and chaos they will follow power, I hope to change that and Im sure it will take a lot of time. We already trade and barter amongst one another, I wont imagine it would be too hard to do so with others given motivation.
Why the Glassyworks of course! it would be the bestest place I think, besides when he dies there we can get all his loots, you can trap the place with all your super sticky powers and I can hide up with the elf shanks He said megalomaniacally rubbing his hands together and chuckling. His waggling eyebrows towards the elfshanks was a bit disturbing, but then again come to think about it what wasnt weird about the weezard goblin?
elven: "Look I will be blunt. Most of us dont belong here in Sandypoints. We've taken out however a nice homehold for my kind. I'm working on getting the tribe to move there. That may... require other help as well. You help us get rid of the meanshanks and the smelly hobgoblin, I work on getting my people to realize Thistletop is where we belong. I may.... need help on getting rid of our cheiftain as well.
He began crossing his arms over his chest. He looked pensive and serious for a moment. I would like however to codify a way for our peoples to interact. For too long goblins have been kept back in the dark ages. Let us keep the glassyworks, for it intruigues me, lets see if we cant find some trade amongst one another and... An elf wife for when I become the goblin king sounds good." He said with an eyebrow waggle then a giggle. Okay maybe that last part is asking a bit much. Im pretty sure we can get this Bruthamus into a positon it would be easy for you to strike at. Just give us a few days to arrange it.
Well because he is still a bit sour about a certain bookstore being burned down Plays is very much aware that for the most part average joe gobbo and civilized towns are a bad mix. But. . . . hes not above working out a deal with said town folk about certain certed goblins being allowed to say, scrap their junk. Trade for shinnies, maybe part with fireworks and the like. Its just a matter of well the overthrow of a current regime, working to instill fear or perhaps install religion to the survivors and building truly glorious realm of goblin power! Was sort of waiting for brother tochaks feelings on this before Plays begins to negotiate with the uh diety. But needless to say, if you guys have bargaining points you want in the deal dont hesistate to pipe up in the middle of the negotiations :) gonna try to see if I can get an elf wife out of the deal, im thinking that will be a no though *lawls*
How set is everyone on Sandypoints the goblin only town?
He half comically half angrily covered his face with his hand with enough force to make a little 'thwap' noise. From my gathering she has ...had, no has plans to unite the goblin tribes on a scale that would be devasting to everyone around this place. Unless you can gather your longshanks onto boats and sail far away this will not end will, nor with it end well for us gobs here in Sandypoints either... His eyes widened as if he just realized something. One goblin tribe even with longshanks supporting them versus the greater horde of several tribes working together...bah they shouldnt have left, they should have ended the threat when they had the chance. How to convince the chief to start prepping the tribe for the upcoming invasion . . .
Yes, yes, yes, I dont know about Sandypoints history, but no, that was the name they used. He said with a frown crossing his puny (even by goblin standards) arms across his chest. He hated being ... well questioned and doubted. Yes look, that is why I have taken over the glassworks, I dont like those bendyshanks, do you want to help or are you content in your lot now? He couldnt help but to add a saucy wink at the elfshanks.
The merriest of merry christmasses, enact order 14 in preperation for the glorious birth of a goblin nation.....err... Happy holidays!
I dont know about this guys, No doubt whoever that big bad is in thistletop is, she knows about us now... but lets see what your diety has to say about it.
Vous êtes droit, son pas en sécurité ici, certains fou écrou dans Thistletop moyens pour venir tuer tout le monde i et gobelin ici dans Sandypoints pour quelque rituel... et nous voulons arrêter it "
elven: You are right, its not safe here, some crazy nut in Thistletop means to come kill everyone longshanks and goblin here in Sandypoints for some ritual... and we aim to stop it"
And here I thought we were waiting on you :P
that poor tochack gob didnt make it in, poor little guy.... Anywho I dont think he is either, but... plays might think so, He is the sort to see scheming where there is none. As for leaving to warn the others I am torn. Cause here is how i see it. We could easily leave to warn them, but when we come back it will most certainly be different. AS much as miss foulmouthshanks loves plays *snortles* there isnt a doubt in my mind if we leave she tattles, certainly same same for the bugbear. I think its a matter of getting them out of the way and then trying for the angry shanks. But i certainly could be talked out of it.
well minus we killed them all when we found the tunnels :P
On a random note, I will be posting much later today on the unfortunate account of a birthday of mine. :P
*slaps forehead in a comical manner* Pus... your a genius! It all makes perfect sense now, of course the chief is in league with the evil angry shanks. That dirty book hating so and so.
So i like to look at all the recruitments, even ones im not really interested in. Dear Brother Tochack I have found your twin... sort of.
shes future gobbo queen # 3 or something like that... all joking aside (maybe :P) I just dont trust big strong gobbos, Maybe its cause im a weak little mage. ionno, most importantly though, eliminating any help to the big bad of this part of the isle seems important *nods* I should have been an enchanter not a evoker :P
this is where my overt not an evil gobbo takes over, I do plan on offering the bait of a certain elf being at least somewhat on decent terms with us as bait.... just havent decided if I want the bug bear to win or not. He doesnt strike me as a listen to the smart gobbos orders sort of bugbear. ANywho I have been working on whittling away the support the angry shanks might have before we confront her mostly because Sandypoints is a gobbo town now, and I frankly dont think she cares who she murders over it. Dont worry brother Tochack, in respect for your lack of murdering being the preferred option Plays will indeed try and talk to angry shanks out of genocide.... i just dont think it will work so Im prepping for it... maybe she would prefer being the wife of the future goblin king *eyebrow waggles* though prolly not that either *lawls*
Plays frowned. He had heard of this Bugbear, he had a feeling he would be difficult at best to deal with. I believe perhaps we have a bit of a deal for you Bruthazmus. Your prowess with a bow and your hatred of the elves if something we might find some use for. Tell me, Do you like being here in the wilderness when you might be... oh something a lot nicer. . . with many more goblins to impress? He asked simply.
on a random note, Plays masterful plan concludes stopping the invasion before it starts. He kinda like civilization versus living out in the wilds. So his plan is to stop the invasion before it happens. If that means taking out the leader of the plot before the plot happens so be it. If that means seducing aasimars wanting to become monsters thats okie dokes too. :P (that honestly concludes all i know about the rise of the runelords ap. light knows ive been in 4 of them that have died, the furthest ive ever gotten is too thistletop.
You said there was a bugbear? with beautiful gobbo ladies? He very much doubted the last part, it seems his love of the written word wasnt the only thing different about him than other gobs, he like them slim and green. A rarity indeed. The Bugbear however he doubted was intelligent enough to be of much use. Take me to this Bugbear, perhaps he will listen to reason and aide us in our battles here... if not well. more Beautiful gobbo ladies for you all. He said cracking his knuckles and warming up his fingers... he was probably going to enjoy this.
Well we dont want any brain eating going on. How does it move? is it fast? we can blast it with magic and arrows if we stay far enough away. dont worry Puseater if we put our devious goblin minds to it we can do anything. He said trying to calm the excitement down. He led him back torwards Sticky. Sticky found some trainee disciple gobs, we just need to find Brother Tochack and see what he has discovered and we can figure out what to do next.
A tentawhat? Puseater... calm down and breath what did you find? The goblin wizard began making a face that certainly seemed very much confused as to what was going on. He found two of his three companions it seemed, now he just needed to find his touched companion who thought that poor tianshanks was a diety... He still didnt know how to break that idea, though it was harmless enough as it was. In fact he was half encouraged to further it. He knew his people to be.... well not particularly pious, if he could get them praticing a religion.. well who knew what other silly traditions they held he could manage to abolish... like their fear of the written word for example.
The seedlings literally of a glorious goblin revolution!
That angry wizardshanks I think I've gotten to agree to stay in her room studying while we deal with what else remains here... so lets find the others and get to removing the problems here!
Aw man where is everyone He began doing his best to try and find his best gobs before they got into trouble.
elven: Well then do me a favor toots, when the ruckus starts just uh sit here and uh keep looking pretty, we'll talk afterwards about books. He said offering her one of those ridiculous longshanks winks as he turned to find the others before they caused trouble.
elven:
Do you have the coin already? this is important so please answer quickly and honestly, truth be told im afraid this conversation it running out of time. The others you see are liable to get into trouble without me there to guide them.
He began tilting his head and smiling at her.
elven: If you dont mind my curiosity.... what is she paying you, and what exactly is she paying you for?
He said his big floppy ears twitching slightly. He was getting impatient, but this was intricate. He needed to get her safely out of the way, without alienating her. After all she appeared to be a wizard as well, and he felt a certain kinship with her in that way at least. Who else is she paying?
elven: Whoa whoa whoa I do beleive I specifically mentioned you not this Nualia person. The idea of burning the whole town seems very wasteful to me, as much as I like fire towns are useful. Do you need that Nualia person to leave this place I am sure we can come to an intellectual agreement without any others.
He countered not really wanting her to bring too many more people involved...espciacially if well they had to resort to killing everything here still. Besides... that was his Sandypoints now, or well it would be as soon as he figured out how to begin the coup.
common:
Sin pawns? are they hairless wirey creatures with uh backwards bent legs like a damnable dog?
He said curiously. describing in depth the sin pawns that tried to nom on them in the tunnels. Part of him was aware he should shut it, the other part appreciated being appreciated for his intellect. He was down right almost flirty. He wondered what foul mouth shanks would look like as a goblin...It also occured to him that very tome she mentioned was one in his possession... and that book store well... it was burnt down now. So uh... out of curiousity which i'm full of, what would it be worth to you of a private tour of that pool?
He giggled... it sounded horribly dischordant and altogether wrong. common: I would be more of an evoker... a straightforward school.. but fire."
He said with a grin from his sharp toothy maw. "I do has some transmutation spells now mind you, So uh.. your here studying things, what is you going to do when uh, they take Sandypoints? He asked probing for information
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