Kaleb Hesse

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188 posts. Alias of Johnny_Panic.


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Ruby is happy to see you, He gives you a load of wet straw for no cost.

"just set fire to this and it will make a lot of smoke"

he says


Male

he looks under his counter and come back you with single Matche.

"There you go, its magic, when you strike it, it cast the spell Spark You can use it as many times as you like and it will never run out. 5 gold please"

he hands it to you


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Yes


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"Honey, yes I have a small pot of Honey, and a Flamethrower, but it will only work once I am sorry to say. Its more a big firework really. That will be 10 gold coins."

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"Hello Tim nice to see you again, how can I help you"

Ruby says


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"Well now Thats a good Pick of Items there"

Says Ruby, handing them over for the gold.

He sends you to a fitting room, to put on the armor.

All the weapons fit onto hooks on your belt, or in your boots.

"Well my shop is closing now, thank you for the gold and good day"

He says showing you the door.


Male

Ruby Smiles

"Well now you have come gold. What would you like to buy"


Male

"O dear"

Says the Gnome in red,

"Then you can't have anything"


Male

Tim you in a small town and there are a few shops.
One has a small Gnome all in read clothing, next to him is a large dog sleeping.

"Hello Tim, welcome to my shop, do you have any money if you do you can buy something."

Says the Gnome in Red.


Male

Ruby looked around one, the door shrank down to his size, He went in closing it behind him and then it two was gone, not just from the wall but from the very fabric of this reality.


Male

Roby nodded

"Yes the courts of Chaos, and there I need you"

The door to rubys shop grow to accommodate Rosa's size.


Male

Ruby looked into the card, Amber was in Danger, Demons deep along the black road where making a move. He had been called on for help.

He colled starlight 1st, she was in her room, he told her, he was going to see family, she liked that idea.

Then he know he would have to call in the owned task, from some one who could act as his and Stars body guard in the days to come, Rosa.

he appeared in the SIM room control center.

"Rosa, I need to ask for that help, you offered as payment, me and Star have to go some place of grate danger, in a place on even in this reality."


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Is talking to a Student who has one of his tokens


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Headmaster Ryo wrote:
"Surprisingly well, though I doubt I'll ever be free of this paperwork. What of you, Denulia? I trust you are doing well?"

Ruby who had just dropped off the Candy order to Ryo, stopped as

High Seer Denulia came in, waiting for the end of the intros and the Small talk to start, he bows ounce more to both hes old friend Ryo and the High Seer.

"I can see you both have a lot to talk about, Ill take my leave, Highseer, Ryo I bid you good eve"

Ruby exits


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Is taking some Toffee and Cherry wine to his old friend Headmaster Ryo.


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picks up a lump of corole like stuff,
"someone said this is a TARDIS seed, what ever that's is so you wont this a melado"

gives it to a uper years who says he hears drums, for one of ruby's coins


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Alton Keme de Eil wrote:

You know what? I'm just gonna take the firebird Sun... and throw it into the real one. Yeah, I'll do that.

...no one believes me, do they?

"hello there and welcome to my shop, looking for any think inpert-iculer

I just got this is, I nice second hand sun, hardly used. only 2000,000,000 mils on the clock"


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Ruby walks out into a nice Day in Kronos, The city is coming awake and his candy shop is now open. Selling cupcakes and Candy bars to the workers heading off for the day. Every one will tell you where the shop is, not not meany remember ever going in.

Random things NPCs do No3


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Wearer of Masks wrote:
does anyone know of anything for us to do?

Why not go shopping Rubys Headhats is always open to new customers.


Male

Ruby takes off his hat, and then the tent folds into it, He pops it back onto his head and walks over to a small door, going in he closes it behind him and then he, his hat and the door are gone.


Male

You look at Rosa then when you look back Ruby is gone


Male

The only way to make it in time of to follow him into his door, which you do, unless you want to be Zapped you find youself in a mad looking shop full, well full of junk. Ruby AKA 'The Tinker' Smiles at you.

"Not m Simulation chambers old Ryo's, he wanted em for the school, and der is this big old Dragon war Robot that looks after em, your lucky I was working on da room der lady, or she would have shot ya, yep, fond of the old boom sticks she is, Me hate the things"

he picks up a long think he puts to his ear,

"hello, Sim CONTROL!!, Ruby here!, shes powered up, your good to go for APE dear Rosa, if ya needs me you knows what ta do."

He puts it down and then smiles,
"hold on, just to to restock the shop," He grabs some jars of candy, and gos through some cartons and is back on a moment.

"Now Melody, good news it I can ask someone to set up the sim to do as you asked, Bad news is your in trouble for messing with the SIMs."

he gos back to the door that closed behind you and opens it again, this time its the SIM control room. He users you out of his shop and you find yourself looking at the back of and 18' tall female looking Robot.

"Miss Rosa, This wee lass would like to ask you something, she needs a sim setting up if you please"


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Tybalt Baneko wrote:
"oh hi haven't seen you in a day or two." He begins searching through his pockets. "As long as this stuff isn't going to make us all wacky for it like it did to Sun on the first day. It isn't, is it?" ... "How about three gold feathers? Maybe you can use them for something." He offers the feathers to him.

"'wacky?' what do you mean, that he liked me candy, well thats what your meant to do young cat-me-owwoo you do not have to have any. But three golden feathers, yes make nice pens them, so a bag of Candy it is"

he hands a big about 2 times the size of the one the rest of the kids have.

"I need to restock be back in a moment" Ruby picks up some now empty Jars and go's throw a flap to the back of the tent.


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Ruby pops a jellybaby i his mouth
"Safe see, I'm know here abouts as Ruby, Ruby Redhat After the hat see, But you can all me just 'The Tinker' if you like, either name is good."

He stands all of this is feet tall, with long hear dressd in a red suit with yes a red tophat . He loos at you then he pulls out a very odd looking pocket watch , it has very odd designs on it, and looks at the time with it.

'I am sorry to say, you will have to come with me, I have just fixed the SIM here and when it powers up in errr 40 seconds any thing in here here will be vaporized" He turns and runs to the door "what ever your name is better start running "

Come along, the Tinker would like to help you get out.


Male

Meanwhile around the same time, in a tent not to far away, one david and ty see

Ruby is inside the tent behind a counter behind him is shelves with a large amount of sweet tins jars wile in front trays of candy, a group of kids is buying candy wile others go around fulling paper bags, Ruby is clinging a till an taking all maner of goods and junk for his candy, mad stuff like an old boot, a used wand, some magic beans, some cooking utensils etc.

"Take a bag if you like, long as you have some thing to pay with u can have some candy.


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Melody Waverider wrote:

After spending a few hours working on her stage show melody pops her head out of a side panel of one of the Tesla coils.

Why do I feel like I'm forgetting soemthing? she shrugs and gets back to work.

she goes back to work.

then she pops out again lunch room antics!

melody quickly put the stage props away and heads to thw Sim rooms remembering where they are from her map.

Once there Melody starts checking for where the Sim rooms are physically located and then using her wand starts her analyzing.

if I could only get some schematics she starts looking for some access panels or controls.

To your shock a small man in a red tophat leans over you and says,

“You got it wrong melado the Hysonburg compensatory unit is there and dats de main asameric imaging projecter s not de tempral displacer grid, get that wrong you will cook evey one in the SIM.”

He smiles at you,
“like a jellybaby”

He offers up a bag with candy in it, behind him is a door that was not there before, in which yiu can see a larger space full of , well , junk. She smiles at you.


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Rubys candyhead shop is set up outside in a very colorful tent some kids are looking over his candy, chock balls, mint viz bombs, Lemmon did dabs , alls the best stuff.

Rubys candy is fine, nothing wrong with it, all noje magic


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David.De'Foul wrote:
Dave raises one eye as if to say see what I mean but then shakes his head "that's what I'm talking about, sorta, you could have accidentally hurt Raelle with that snowman like I accidentially hit you with my fire"

David do you still have the cologne on


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Ruby has a sign out side his shop that just says

"Come to me I don't shoot you"


Male

water, it is just water, things only happon when you put it one and no peeking. Can he stop himself looking viewers?? Can he??


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David.De'Foul wrote:
dave heads into Alchemy with Raelle and works hard on trying to find out what the cologne Ruby Red hat gave him actually does.

It tests water, just water, no matter what you do, just water.

David the only way to know its put it on if you do, now you will want to look 1st and then say what you will do, no one will know you looked, but I would like you not to, so put some on and read if not then put the battle away and its out the game for good, no debate one or the other - It only works for your PC

IF you put some on read this:

One dose last 24 hours

It has a diffident effect on any one who smells it for the 1st time and they will always smell it that way.

Every one who smells it roll or you roll 1d6

1: You smell awful to subject - Vs the subject the 1st combat you have with them you gain +5 AC cus you stink so bad to them.

2: You small like an old childhood memory to subject -, If the subject has an int score you get one Knowledge roll related to remembering the past at +10

3: You smell sexy to subject - if subject has an int you get one +10 diplomacy as a seduction roll.

4: You smell like fine wine to subject - and if subject has an Int, you get one diplomacy, [persuade] roll to get them get drink at +10

5: You Smell like your on heat to subject - and if the subject is an animal you get one Handel animal roll at +10 with it.

6: You smell like nice food to subject - the subject if it trays to eat you gets +10 on attack rolls.

The affect last 24 hours then is gone

the bottle has 7 dosses now you have used one.


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Tybalt Baneko wrote:
Lang Fei wrote:
Dom Waverider wrote:

Lol. Wait does that mean I need to put away my snow golem and blizzard ability? ;)

Then again the I kinda have been thinking about seeing if I can just change the Golem ability. It kinda sux compared to the rest of my abilities.

If avalon has a Christmas equivilaent it will definately be white!

Ruby needs to be Santa! He already has the suit and the presents!

And do not forget the Candy

Ruby makes very good Candy
[Nothing wrong with it at all and I mean that]


Male

"great minds innovate, others just emulate"

haha :)


Male
Adon Derro wrote:
"no. just... no." he opens the cage, thinking wherever there is someone who could free this poor creature... that isn't redhat.

I take it you out the red fat Bird back in its cage? if you do the Ethereal catapult disappears


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Adon Derro wrote:
redhat- i let the bird out in the lunchroom a while ago, without telling it where to go.

Posted a reply, hehe

Ruby is a bad bad fay


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Adon Derro wrote:
Adon looks at the bird. "why keep you locked up? I don't think you like being stuck in there. it's not right." Adon lets the bird out, not thinking of any where, instead just letting it go.

The fast little red bird just falls to the fall and sits the, but what is odd is the urethral catapult that came into being as soon as you tuck the bird out of the cage, The fat little fellow hops up to it and waits.

O yes Redhat would


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Wearer of Masks wrote:
Doctor Ruby Redhat wrote:
narrator wrote:
There is a limit to trash talking here....Ruby is no Champion. And if he's a god it's the minor god of things that don't work as planned/expected...not useless, just...not useful as planned. :P
I was not even thinking god, but I just love "God of things that don't work as planned or expected, not useless, more, just, not useful as planned." that's the best title for Ruby ever!! thanks Ly
Anything except mortal and I can't compete. . I'm a regular human-oid...I have limits and stats....

Ruby is no god, I never had him as that, or a champ, his more a kind of Fay, and 100% GM MPC, hes there of color and fun only, if a PC or GMPC has something going off he will back off WoMs.


Male

Dont have the same ring, even his Title has to be well "off" the mark.


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narrator wrote:
There is a limit to trash talking here....Ruby is no Champion. And if he's a god it's the minor god of things that don't work as planned/expected...not useless, just...not useful as planned. :P

I was not even thinking god, but I just love "God of things that don't work as planned or expected, not useless, more, just, not useful as planned." that's the best title for Ruby ever!! thanks Ly


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Wearer of Masks wrote:


conducting business in secret? ! ? ! ? You fiend!

You have to get up early to compete with Ruby, Old Rubys been around a long long time and in fact best not sleep at all, ever. Ruby could be called a Champion / god if useless things. Not every thing has a use and the things is what may be useless to one my be just what another needs. WoMs is all about Commerce, trade. Ruby is a little more complicated than that, just a little. hehe, Dos the WoMs need something Ruby has something Ruby will grantee it. It may not be what WoMs wants but it will be what WoMs needs. hehe"


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Adon Derro wrote:
he follows. "impressive, but nothing is this free... why?"

"really nothing is free? so your life how much did you pay for that before you where born, humm, your thinking to much there kido"

Ruby hears what you say about the sand room and then puts three items on the counter in front of him

1: A Silver Compass

2: pear of flippers and an aqualung

3: A fat looking Bird in a cage.


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Adon Derro wrote:

likely redhat. adon won't trust either of them anyway...

A small man in a Redtop Hat taps you from behind,

"hello there melado, you looking for something?"

behind him is a door in the wall, showing a shop inside.


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Adon Derro wrote:
adon touches the wall and thinks about the sim he is going to have to defeat, and someone that isn't rosa that can help.

Sneaky underhanded cheating little... But 100% ok, and WoM's or Ruby Redhat can both help, Ruby gives his stuff away free, wile WoM's charges, o yes you can trust old Ruby, your call on who ever you like, But Ruby stuff Free


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In a school where interpersonal relationships take up most any ones time, some one sneaking around peeking at there personal lifes

Like scene 1 act 1 for WoM

Yerr she a peeping tom*.

*the term peeping tom is not gender specific, come on you know that.


Male

O hes in way more trouble than that, once he showed up on the Security system that all Staff are linked to, a peeping tom spy running around the school, do have any idea the number of staff back story's that have stuff they would NOT like others to know.

Yep small pile of frozen rags if your lucky.

Mind you, I bet Ruby has something that could help.

Hes got this old suit, hat and Glasses he says can disease any one, Just put on the Glasses and no one will know you. really no one will know you at all ever.


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Wearer of Masks wrote:
Until you brought up that they were similar I had not made the mental connection between them... I wanted to bring in WoM into a 'secure' place to make sure people understood there was a spy type character watching :)

hay until talk moved to selling stuff on here, to me WoM in game play was just a walking Cosmetic mirror come peeping tom, trying to sneak into the Girls changing rooms, or looking at couples making out in the tall grass, you know.

It was when chatter here moved to selling stuff that I thunk, "hay look another Ruby", but now your saying hes not a mysterious, Pop up any place, sell anything peddler archetype but a Spy archetype,

well, that's kind of Rosa my other GM PC thing, ok shes not selling but still, other than that, just saying.

But I have to say a note on Spys,

Good spys, don't go around with a mask on saying ,
"HAY I'm a Spy, would you like me to Spy for you, My rates are good."

Whats more doing that is kind of bad idea in a School full of supers (In Girls changing rooms) that's currently on a war footing.

I think you may be hunted down and shot for that kind of thing.


Male

It's ok

We all know a lots of Ideas get fired off as possible PCs and GM=PCs that one would like play, the odd line in a PM, this may be nice, you know.

I can see that once Ruby was 'IN' play it may have, lets say, spurned you on to flesh out WoM's and get him in 'Game' fast so has not to end up being second fiddle to Ruby as the mysterious, Pop up any place, sell anything peddler archetype.

Good luck to you I say.


Male

"methinks the lady doth protest too much"


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Ill take that as a yes then and Let me tell you young Fellow-me-lado Mr Ruby ReadHat is very very old, hes been in games before you where a twinkle in your dads eye :)

PS
Also, Ruby dos not "Just give stuff away" just because you do not know the price, dos not mean there is not one.


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Wearer of Masks wrote:
Umineko wrote:
Wearer of Masks wrote:
If you like krisilani can meet the peddler... Lol what would interest him?
I dunno, probably the first thing that would pop into his head would be something that can either really piss off Tyrrin, or something that can just send all undead everywhere (or at least the immediate area, so much as he's concerned) to oblivion.

If he wants more information on tyrrin....spying is his specialty....

Undead destruction....he could possibly give you a evil undead effecting poison or scroll...

Hold on, A mysterious peddler, who just pops up all over the place??.

let me get this strait you made a PC just like Ruby, the drop in and out
A peddler and seller of odd things.

wow, well they say copying is the highest form of flattery.

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