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Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

That sucks Lup! :( Am sorry!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

"DROP THE WEAPONS AND LEAVE THE HALFMAN ALONE OR I TEAR OUT YOUR THROATS AND TWIST YOUR HEADS FROM YOUR BODIES!!"

Intimidate-1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Initiative-1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

Seeing his words have less effect this time, Dizzy creeps forward, edging towards the leader silently.

Stealth-1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

All I can picture is you jumping off a building and clicking your way to safety!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

But that's not flying... That's falling, with style!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Oh that would be PERFECT! Get a gas bladder!

-Runs off to find a crossbow-


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

All well here! Looking forward to getting back under way!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

*Thumbs up for Naps and Walkies*


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Tests are ALWAYS fun. Right? :P


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Is cool little buddy!

We can forgive you!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

All is good on this side of the Pond! :D How is you Lupi?


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Stealth-1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22

Slipping up to the tree, Dizzy begins to saw at the rope, keeping his hands away from the pup, so as not to frighten it. As he gets part the way through the rope, he looks up, meeting the pups eyes slowly. The animal lets out a small whine. Dizzy smiles reassuringly, before cutting through the last part of the lead.

The pup stands there uncertain for a moment, before turning and slipping away in to the trees silently. 'Run hard little one. Get to safety and stay there!'

Twisting his sickle in his hands, he steps out from behind the tree, making sure the fire casts a very large shadow across the ground before him, but that he remains hidden, before he began to shout scream and curse, all in Infernal.

"LEAVE NOW VILE CREATURES OR I SHALL SELL YOU TO A SHEEP FARMER TO USE AS FEED BAGS!"


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

GIANTS!! Woop woop! Yeah baby!-Dances-


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Personally I love Hulk Hogav V Kim Jong Il


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Haha! Thanks!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

-Uncurls fom ball and stands up slowly- Silent Image scroll? SILENT IMAGE SCROLL!! YOU DAMN CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

-Stares wide eyed at Lupi- Spiders... So many spiders... They are in my head... I can feel them.


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

-Goes deathly white and curls up in corner- Spiders! -Shudders-


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Sorry to see you down buddy! Hope everything turns out alright for ya. Take as much time as you like bro. I will occupy the group!

-Dumps a bucket of water on Lupi. Scrawls em pleH on Sophones board and drops a hive of bees in Lyles pants-


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

It would be perfect... If the caster was not a Bard! hahaha


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Pathfinder system Ringtail. It is basically two level 20 characters mashed together.

And I would indeed be interested when it comes up!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

-Crawls in and cowers in corner- Make the numbers go away... Please... Make them go away... I am trying to build a 40th level Character... Make it stop... Ow...


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Oh indeed. It is perfect! :)


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Not in awhile no!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

-Cowers in the corner- You wouldnt punish me for what my Brother said would you? Kind GM! Nice GM!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Hahaha! Okay okay... You win this round! Jeez!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

A troll in your sleeping bag!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Damn... I'll see your Alchemist Fire and raise you a Tangle foot sleeping bag!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

I'm thinking acid in his water bottle! :P


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Damn... Did not think it through... Fine. Ill do something better next time!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Don't worry... I switched your mouth wash for potion of barkskin! Enjoy! :P


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

"Oh aye... And then we bloody kill em where they stand!" Dizzy grits his teeth and growls softly to himself, before moving off through the trees again, to circle around the clearing.

Stealth-1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

:) I am glad to be here. Gonna get a post up in a bit!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Sorry Gang. Am back! :)


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

I know right. Nice that we can take it easy and not be one of THOSE campaigns! :P


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

"I swear... You should have no trouble when you get to the Academy. You already made me in to a Sand Golem. Though they may not like your purdy mouth!" Dizzy laughed softly as they made their way to the fire.

At the sound of the whine, Dizzy frowns, holding up his hand for silence. 'What was that...?' Gesturing for Lyle to follow, Dizzy slips between the trees silently.

Stealth1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

Slipping through the forest, with the grace of a Tian Fan Dancer, emitting no more noise than a ghost would, Dizzy moves from tree to tree, keeping his eyes peeled for any hint of trouble.

Perception1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

Regardless of the smoke and lack of light, Dizzy slips forward, towards the camp, keeping quite, his sickle ready.


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

My stealth is 9, at 1st level. At Commoner it is 12. It's 9 because I'm wearing armor. Also... 50 posts in a day guys? RESPECT!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

And my profile is complete. Including backstory! :D


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Me too! -Nods-


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Commoner health - 1d6 ⇒ 4

4. Not bad! :D


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Looking forward to this now. Ill get my background / Commoner level up. Man... Dizzy is gonna have monster Hp for this game. Haha


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

-Strolls in carrying an empty tin of paint- On it. Just filled his pack with paint! -Pulls a rope and a pot of tar pours down over Gordon, followed by a cascade of white feathers- AND tarred and feathered him! Heh Welcome to the game!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

DRAGONBEAR!!! By gods I want it!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Hahahaha! Yes! Just yes!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Exactly! They think they have us fooled... They don't!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Gnomes? There are only one little peoples! Thats us!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Hahahaha! It sounds epic!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

It could be balanced I am sure. But if it is too much work don't do it man!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Hahaha! Yes it is!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Hahaha! Totally right! Gnomes with horns and Tails! Woop woop!


Male Halfling Commoner / Lvl 1 / Cavalier Lvl 1

Hahahaha! I would love for that to happen Ringtail!

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