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Rumor of the Day - Evil druids have set a scheme to invest strange properties to Chestnut seeds. It has been overheard these ensorcelled seeds will produce an especially noxious smoke when roasted over an open fire....

....or maybe Im just alergic to smoke.

Hey if you looking to inhale a noxious smoke over an open fire. I know a guy...

To use it to good effect you need an adamantine weapon which cost 3,000gp. Not all spells need components. Do not forget That it mirror image is you have to hit the right pouch.

When that guy got in my head. My steel+1 furious Fauchard smashed into two that bard's +1 addy scimitar. But I was raging and on a lot of mutagen at the time.

Patches of missing hair from either excessive scratching or alopecia cover his head. Thick lenses magnify his blood shot eyes to silly proportions on his face. Sweating profusely he is shivering murmuring about how cold he is. Covered in filth except strangely his immaculate breastplate bearing the a white robe of Razmir.

Hey, you know we are like on the same team right? We're supposed to cooperate, explore, and report. So you see I have this sick grandmother, and I could use a few gold pieces for her medicine and you know I am good to pay you back. Once we go out and kill those people and loot that stuff I will pay you back. You know cause my niece is very sick and could use the help.

1. Why are you a Pathfinder? Well I wanted to learn and try new things, and then i went to Katapesh and came back after recovering fora 10 year bender.

2. Do you have a name and surname that is not ripped straight out of existing Earth mythology or popular culture?

What do you mean?

3. Which nation did you grow up in? How did this nation influence you?
Well after Aram Zey suggested I expand my experiences i went to Katapesh. I figure to try that Pesh and my life has never been better, but honestly I do not rememebr a lot of it.

4. What do you look like? What are your wearing? How does this vary when you’re stalking through forests, sewers, deserts or in glittering cities?

I look handsome.

Patches of missing hair from either excessive scratching or Alopecia cover his head. Thick lens magnify his blood shoot eyes to silly proportions on his face. Sweating profusely he is shivering murmming about how cold he is. Covered in filth except strangly his immaculate breastplate bearing the a white robe of Razmir. A wretched stench emits from him.

5. What do you love? (Treasure and experience doesn’t count)

Pesh or pesh substitutes.

6. What do you hate? (Unclear and irritating darkness level rules don’t count)

Not getting pesh.

7. Which other Pathfinders (PCs) do you rely on for teamwork, survival and butt-kicking? Do you have a bro? a mentor? a father figure? maybe a rival?

Whoever is "cool"

8. How does your race influence your views? Are you a stereotype of a certain race? How are you different from most humans/elves/gnomes/orcs/tengu?

I am cool. I do cool stuff.

9. What are you afraid of? Do you have any phobias or worries?

Taking away my access to pesh.

10. What is your most treasured possession?

I would pawn everything I or you own....

Pugwampis charging in, while others pelt the PCs with poisoned darts. Good luck with those fort saves, kiddies!

Hahaha Barbarian/ Alchemist laughs at poison.

Umm.... hi...? I got this "stuff" for sale. I make all kinds of "stuff" to help make you feel better and stronger and stuffs.

Like if you wanna relax and chill on your bed, or sit and stare at the funny colors. This is the stuff for you. Just keep huffing it 'til ya get the desired effects.

I also got this stuff for the big tough guys. It umm makes you bigger and stronger. A quick spike and your muscles will thank you!

noticing no one around

Maybe the school yard would be a better place to set up shop.

I'm pretty sure there was a thread here on the forums (though don't ask me to find it) where Mike Brock confirmed that PCs are assumed to have homes. Thus, they can leave their excess baggage some place safe if they don't want to carry it on adventures.

I am gonna have ta tell my GUMBO rep about this....

What's wrong with a good muder hoboing now and again?

I went murder hoboing in the stranger city place and I got all this awesome fey leaf!

Ohh I understand, you may want to relax. I go this perfect thing for you handing bob a second vial This stuff will make everything seem alright....

Why thank you Bob. I see you are not the type of person to think they are better than those around them. You see those chum fellow throwing bottles at other people are a buncha' self righteous bullies.

Us down trodden gotta stick together. Now bob you seem liuke a guy that appreicates strength, you see I got this stuff here that can make you bigger and stronger. as he tries to discretely hands him a small bottle

What do you have against cayden cailean? That guy is like against slavery and stuff. So you support slavery? Wow I thought the Cheliax were bad peoples. But I'dforgive you if you like spotted me a few coins you know because I have a sick grandmother .

Patches of missing hair from either excessive scratching or Alopecia cover his head. Thick lens magnify his blood shoot eyes to silly proportions on his face. Covered in filth except strangly his immaculate breastplate bearing the a white robe of Razmir. Strangely clashing with also grimy Torag boots.

Free food! as he smiles showing his randomly assorted and colored teeth

Hey guy making water, can you make something harder, and like put in my cupped hands?

Well, all characters get a free set of clothing...

Where's mine?

Finlanderboy wrote:

pH unbalanced wrote:

Finlanderboy wrote:

I wanted to read about eating babies!

I bought a book for a trait pesh addict just for fluff for my character. Although I still get to read and enjoy the rest of the book.

Hey, I made a character with that trait, too!

BTW, giving an addict Sorcerer Polypurpose Panacea as one of their spells is either the most awesome or stupidest thing you can do -- depending on how you feel about blowing all your spell slots on back to back to back hallucinations.

I have that too I am a barbarian rage chemist. As fluff I snort my extracts and mutagens, and then try to get my fellow PCs hooked on my enlarge extracts.

"It'll get you really high, man. Twice as high as you are now. That's like 6 feet!"

Hey man, you look a tough guy. I figured you might like to put a little more muscle behind that arm of yours. You see... I got this stuff that will make you bigger and stronger. You know you can always be stronger....

Looks like the most mod destructive item I've ever found isn't banned yet in the Serial Killer Hobo Society and a quick search doesn't come up any forum hits. Soooooo...not going to mention it's name and potentially get it removed.

Bwahhaaha.

But I need it. I need to prove to the murderhobo union I deserve to be with them!

Even his dense sense of observation realizes he is being dismissed. Sadly he turns away and goes back to rummaging through the trash of the embasy

Obvisouly you are not a good enough lawyer. I'll have to find someone else to get back at Carrion Hill. He did not even listen Gary died before we got to do any pesh...

Still out in the trash of the ally half way hanging in the window as his magnified eyes from his glasses eyes dart around at the valuables in the room.
How about my civil suit? Cause I think we have a great case. I bet a lawyer like you could win us lots of gold. Infact I will settle it all with you for like thousand gold. Because I really need the money you see my grandma is sick and I need to buy her medicine. Since you are such a great lawyer I am sure you could make off well with settling a down payment right now. I mean you obviously do well for yourself. So how about that thousand gold?

The same thing happened to me once. You see my neighbor's brother's exgirlfriends roomate Gary was in this town in Ustalav. We decide to go meet up and do some pesh and things just got way out of hand.

So like I could use some money too. I think I hurt my back in the process. You see this invibile slime monster slapped me up pretty bad. Now I have like this serious head injury. Since I was employed by the mayor of the place can I sue too? Plus I am pretty tramatized by that thing using Gary to paint swirls on his neighbors' house.

*as soon as the word drugs is mentions a mangy haired specatacled head pops up from the window*
Did someone mention drugs? Cause I know a guy...

Mozies up to Xixtor with an extra beer.

Hey bud since they're givin'em away.*Offeirn a beer to Xixtor*

Hey ladies these two piece of B-E-U-tiful hunks of man meat are waiting for yas!

"You thinkin' we're going to start humpin' each other over the bar or somethin'?"

Well if you are offerin....

Well if anyone gets outta hand I got this stuff I snort and then I get very mean. So I can help throw out any brutes that impose on use sophisitcated individuals.

Why are the rules thrown at me? I am simple man from the streets of katapesh.

Entering a large fellow with large coke bottle-esque glasses magnifying to almost comic proportions his bloodshot eyes. His hair is a mat of patches possibly from Alopecia, possibly something else. His complection is marred by acne, small scratches, a constant snorting runny nose, and chapped lips. The randomly assorted and colored teeth make an awkward smile.

My sponsor... err friend said meeting someone special may help me with some problems I got.

In response to Sheliantha proposal his head immediate shoots over

Free ale?!??!

Uhhhh... GUMBO. Do you uhh... mind letting people in with a not so slight pesh issue?