Deoraich ‘Dubs’ MacGadai's page

I like this one. She’s got moxie

Shocked look

I never!

"Don't necessarily need no rope..." Norveg suggests.

And I’m mean.

Dubs is meaner. Norveg just doesn't care.

I’m not mean. I’m pragmatic!

He got off easy. I had half a mind to make it a baby shower instead of a birthday party.

So? I can hit smaller targets too

The quote from yesterday’s Strange Aeons PF game:

“WTF, it’s my birthday, man!”

The party rogue (played by FAWTL alum Patrick Curtin) was sneaking about a tannery while invisible looking for an outsider imposter. He got stuck in a room with a group of guards seated around a table (he got a really high Stealth roll, so they were unalarmed).

“What are they talking about?” Me: They’re planning a trip to a strip club.

Not seeing a way out of the room without alerting them, he finally pulled out his bow and started taking them out with sneak attacks. (Bear in mind, these are just hired guards sitting around a table.) The party rushes in and attacks. By the time the guards’ initiative finally came up, there was only one half-dead guard left.

He dropped his weapon in surrender and said, “What the f#%@! It’s my birthday, man!”

This will forever be our line whenever players go full murderhobo and slaughter enemies who weren’t even attacking them.

Snitches get stitches