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Sure after i've read a good number of them. I want a refund!!!

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Yummy.

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Player Says: Mummble mummble...rolls d20
Player Means: I don't see why I have to be the face just because I rolled up a bard character.

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Dentist for the Church of Zon-Kuthon

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GM: Day Job?
Player: Yes, 25.
GM: What's your day job?
Player: Torture.
GM: Torture? That's evil I can't allow that.
Player: Did I say torture? I meant "Dentist" :p

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Oh good, and now Ghana and Portugal are tied.

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Gravyly

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Gnaw, they're all getting the lightning bolt.

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dotting

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That was then.

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meh

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licks kill for the win

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67. Murder Hobos reported wandering countryside.

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Scavenges for the win.

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I blame Cosmo for my dibs being removed from a dying thread.

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Oh, people will die!

They always do.

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Hitdice wrote:
Speaking seriously now, as a food service worker: any place that has a logo like (or website, for that matter) Snarf's is not providing a fine dining experience.

Oooh! They're opening a location just down the road.

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MrSin wrote:
VM mercenario wrote:
I was a murderhobo once but then I took an arrow to the knee.
How exactly did a murderhobo get married anyway?

Shotgun wedding?

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Orc Minion 21 wrote:
Have I killed anything yet?

No, you only won initiative. Hit something already!!!

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"Have you seen this child?" pictures on the tankards.

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I think I'm going to retrain to profession: offense taker

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MrSin wrote:
Death Tourist wrote:
BigNorseWolf wrote:
Death Tourist wrote:
My guide says their laws can be ignored because they are relatively unable to enforce them.
Is your tour guide a paladin by any chance... :)
No no. Although the guide does say they are an ok source for clean water they are generally a lousy source for fireside conversations. They only get a 2 star rating from the guide.
Sounds like a good guide! Anywhere I could find a spare copy? I want to know what they say about those hippies with kitties.

I found my copy in the library next to this book.

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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Death Tourist wrote:
My guide says their laws can be ignored because they are relatively unable to enforce them.
Is your tour guide a paladin by any chance... :)

No no. Although the guide does say they are an ok source for clean water they are generally a lousy source for fireside conversations. They only get a 2 star rating from the guide.

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My guide says their laws can be ignored because they are relatively unable to enforce them.