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Sure after i've read a good number of them. I want a refund!!!

Yummy.

Player Says: Mummble mummble...rolls d20
Player Means: I don't see why I have to be the face just because I rolled up a bard character.

Dentist for the Church of Zon-Kuthon

GM: Day Job?
Player: Yes, 25.
GM: What's your day job?
Player: Torture.
GM: Torture? That's evil I can't allow that.
Player: Did I say torture? I meant "Dentist" :p

Oh good, and now Ghana and Portugal are tied.

Gravyly

Gnaw, they're all getting the lightning bolt.

dotting

That was then.

meh

licks kill for the win

67. Murder Hobos reported wandering countryside.

Scavenges for the win.

I blame Cosmo for my dibs being removed from a dying thread.

Oh, people will die!

They always do.

Speaking seriously now, as a food service worker: any place that has a logo like (or website, for that matter) Snarf's is not providing a fine dining experience.

Oooh! They're opening a location just down the road.

VM mercenario wrote:

I was a murderhobo once but then I took an arrow to the knee.

How exactly did a murderhobo get married anyway?

Shotgun wedding?

Have I killed anything yet?

No, you only won initiative. Hit something already!!!

"Have you seen this child?" pictures on the tankards.

I think I'm going to retrain to profession: offense taker

Death Tourist wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Death Tourist wrote:

My guide says their laws can be ignored because they are relatively unable to enforce them.

Is your tour guide a paladin by any chance... :)

No no. Although the guide does say they are an ok source for clean water they are generally a lousy source for fireside conversations. They only get a 2 star rating from the guide.

Sounds like a good guide! Anywhere I could find a spare copy? I want to know what they say about those hippies with kitties.

I found my copy in the library next to this book.

Death Tourist wrote:

My guide says their laws can be ignored because they are relatively unable to enforce them.

Is your tour guide a paladin by any chance... :)

No no. Although the guide does say they are an ok source for clean water they are generally a lousy source for fireside conversations. They only get a 2 star rating from the guide.

My guide says their laws can be ignored because they are relatively unable to enforce them.