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My account has had two other accounts merged with it that do not belong to me. Each account is a unique user, we all just happened to have been sharring a computer.

I need this fixed , I have contacted webmaster@paizo.com and have been ignored repeatedly now. I am fairly upset about this still, and would like to also make some sort of formal complaint about this issue and the person responsible for screwing up my account as well as the other users. one user has already decided to boycott paizo over this.

Greetings MINIONS!,
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Greetings Minions!

M.A.D. is now taking on new minions and other such assistants for our new labs in the river kingdoms.

M.A.D. will be focusing on maintaining an evil presence in the river kingdoms while we craft new wondrous items, potions, and equipment to manipulate the economy of the world to our own ends. we will also march our selves to any and all settlements to greet them with fireballs, bombs and CONFETTI! YES CONFETTI! Our would be enemies will fall flat on their faces at our feet with laughter and pledge allegiance to us as we shower them with incredible inventions of unique design that may or may not work!

M.A.D. Will be an evil company, we will accept any alignment however it must be mentioned due to politically annoying bureaucratic red tape that anyone not at all evil or a genius such as ours truly may or may not find themselves as a test subject. The Charter Company (guild) will be aligned most likely neutral evil or lawful evil

Our Side Kick Tallahassee will be a dear and assist in further explaining later today after she brings us our blue berry muffins.

We will have need of any crafters, builders, and physically capable or other wise combat ready people, or any other class, archetype, persona that enjoy having a good time and being the brunt of a joke from time to time, people that like to see others smile by making them laugh.

you will probaly die, a lot, in this company but that is okay we can and will rebuild you faster, stronger, smarter, tougher, harder, and otherwise just better, then reequip you to get back into the fray of world comicfication!

Also we are the terror that flaps in the night, the termite that devours your floorboards, the surprise in your cereal box, the skunk that pollutes your air, the batteries that are not included, the headache in the criminal mind, the wrong number that wakes you at 3am, the raspberry seed you can't floss out, the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul, the onion that stings in your eye, the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show, the scourge that pecks at your nightmares, the hairball that clogs your drains, low ratings that cancel your program, the auditor that wants to look at your books, the slug that slimes your begonias, the bubble gum that sticks in your hair, the itch you cannot reach, the smoke that smokes smoked oysters, the jailer who throws away the key, the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks, We are MAD!

Let's get dangerous.

Hmm, looking back at the wall of text it seems my player has been watching to many old cartoons while listening to our theme song.

Trolls and griefers need not apply.

Greetings Minions,

The Goon Squad will be a charter company of Evil and our main goal will be to tear down all the haughty and righteous good peoples settlements that want to enforce their tyranny on on us and remove our liberties.

Tyrants such as Andius that feels the devs vision of open world pvp is wrong and every one else is second and third rate citizens compared to him.

"These forums had made me forget something. I’ve been very frustrated with people on the PFO forums who just don’t get Open World PVP culture, or the threat it poses to them. That they think it is acceptable to wall themselves off in their own hex, and kill every non-allied player they see outside safezones.

There is a group more frustrating than those who are oblivious to the threat Open World PVP culture poses though. People like PAX, Bloodwulf, and Darsch who support and subscribe to it. That it’s ok for this game to be a giant Call of Duty match. That’s just what Open World PVP is.

With all the talk on these forums of wanting this to be different than other Open World PVP games I honestly thought things would be different here. That people would be on board with what TEO is trying to accomplish. To tone things down from Call of Duty to Wild West. Not stop all danger but make it so when you see someone else in PFO you don’t recognize it only puts you on guard. You don’t just assume they will try to kill you.

Apparently I was wrong. Most other groups other than apparently “The Delvers” and Blaeringr’s group are fine with that."

We will infiltrate groups such as Peace Through Vigilance and corrupt them from the inside so the righteous fall to the darkness that lies in the hearts of all men.

If you want to play with a group of like minded people that want to sow evil corruption destrucion and chaos and anarchy to tear down the corrupt good regimes in flames and build a long lasting kingdom of evil tp combat the Zealots of good then please feel free to sign this contract in blood and consider your self part of the new world freind.

We are legion for we are many, We are Anonymous, we are the goons.

first off I wish to say happy holidays to everyone on the forums, everyone at GW and paizo.

Secondly, I had not noticed a thread for ingame events (unless i missed it browsing just now) So i figured this would be a great time to open up a discussion on specifically holiday events in game, Most games have them, usually a winter event around Christmas time as there are many cultures/religions that have a holiday around now. Some MMOs have seasonal events one for all four seasons. I figured why should Pathfinder be different in this regard when there is so much rich lore in the source material that could be used to create special in game festivities for Golarion themed holidays?

maybe a harvest festival? a a winters solstice/new year sort of celebration in the winter? a spring fling in the spring? the possibilities are truly endless what would you as a player like to see? For all you DMs out there, what would you like to do or see from a DM perspective?

Assuming the game has weather effects, day and night cycles, and even seasons i would love to seeat least 2 events per year, one celebrating the new year/birthday of the game, and another celebrating maybe the fall or spring? The events I think of would have some minor quests to help out various factions and such, with typical rewards for such quests, where the good stuff is though would be mini games and hanging out with your fellow players in a holiday setting just to relax.

I know this is something most likely would not be high priority for the dev staff and would be probably a year after release before it would happen if ever, but I feel it would be a fun discussion non the less.