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Whichever team is coached by Bill Belicheck.


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I'll get close to the edge when someone throws me over.


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It's all about cultivating mystique.


You know it's going to be hot out when the mailman drops off mail before 9 a.m.

Especially when they usually drop it off in the afternoon.


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I have to work tonight so no drinking for me.

And I'm not drinking after work either, as we have parent teacher conferences tomorrow and I'd rather not be hung over as they shower my kids with praise. :-)


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Wait, did he just insult sheep...


Well, I certainly can't make you watch it. I'll say the DVDs for seasons are getting super cheap, 10-20 bucks, and totally worth it. :-)


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I cracked a seal, once.

But then he kept coming back for more. It just wasn't worth it.


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It's a part.


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G+@++$n you Fritzy!!!

You f%*%ed the whole thing up!!


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Aim up! Aim up! You're aiming at the wrong guy!!


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I tried but it was too long. This will have to do. :-)