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The Iron Gods won!

The Great Harrowstone Fire was really caused by Mrs. Hawkran's cow kicking over a lantern.

Bastardhall is actually a Ravenloft domain!

The Whispering Tyrant is actually free and running wild behind the scenes! It's just his Good twin brother Bob that's imprisoned in Gallowspire!

Cheliax and the Worldwound are just fronts for the Blood Wars!

Sarenrae has multiple personalities! That's why she has all those conflicting sects!

The gods have forcefully repressed the invention of plumbing to prevent the invention of fire hydrants! Just to spite all us canines! What's a poor dog to do?

The lifting of the traditional restriction on whom could have beards is not a nod to egalitarianism but rather part of a dark plot to weaponize the chins of every last citizen regardless of gender or age. They intend to create a nation of Chuck Norris-like, third-fisted-in-beard super-soldiers or even full blown beardomancers! BUM-BUM-BUM!

663. Because everybody conspires again you! You know too much for them to allow you to leave! And bein' murdered is somethin' that should never have to happen to a dawg!

Ya know, I was done buyin' books, but then they went and released that Occult Adventures. Now, since I have a nose for conspiracies, they shoulda known I couldn't help but buy it. But, bein' a four-legged aminal, i can't afford a whole lot- those Paizoers should know that. I had to scrape up all the bones outta my dawghouse and sell 'em to pay for this book. Paizo knew this all along! Therefore, I call CONSPIRACY- to make me go broke!

Sheesh, this is more trouble than a dawg should ever have to go through!

They're all too quick to break open the Sealed Evil in a Can (but never quick enough to break open the can of doggie chow) only to be destroy it later. And then they always get all the special treats for being a hero after! Something smells funny* here, and I think it's CONSPIRACY!!

*I know what smells funny. I've sniffed the underside of a flumph before!

Fact 1:Razmir says he has passed the Test of the Star Stone, despite there clearly being no indication in Absalom that he has.

Fact 2: Norgorber passed the Test of the Star Stone, yet we do not know his true nature. Indeed, to even discover his true nature is to rob him of his power.

Fact 3: Most deities cannot directly influence the mortal plane like a mortal can.

Fact 4: Razmir destroyed a whole city overnight, which is an act of mass murder.

Fact 5: Norgorber is the god of murder.

Conclusion: I smell the scent of treachery and deception! In truth, Razmir IS Norgorber and Norgorber IS Razmir! Norgorber has gotten around the deity acting on the material plane ban by pretending to be a mortal pretending to be a god!

Clearly Norgorber is lying, claiming that he ascended through the Starstone to slander our lord Razmir.

Perhaps, but how do you know EITHER is telling the truth? Have you seen either of them in the same room? Maybe they're BOTH lying because Norgorber IS Razmir and Razmir IS Norgorber. That is, Razmir is some kind of fleshy avatar of Norgorber who got around the god-directly-interacting-with-mortals ban by pretending to be a mortal pretending to be a god! It's so unexpected IT HAS to be true!