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A winrar is me

You're welcome, looking back I don't know why I spoke in that way in the first place. Anyway, what's the situation currently with this character then? Is the issue still present? o:

Yeah, except for that one guy who kept accusing me of being some kind of pervert.

In the end, it was ironic that my character was by far the most obvious target to get killed, yet everyone else got killed at least twice.

And it was an absolute coincidence that thickfreakness drew the mountain man card out of the harrow deck in the current game, I was actually worried for him because my first thought was that his shackles would choke him to death before he could get them off.

When you kill a character BEFORE the first quest, it's not a good sign.

I imagine you mean me by that first sentence, yeah...I was completely out of line accusing you of that sort of stuff and I apologise, I don't want to make excuses but the main reason was that the character concept/idea managed to annoy me somewhat and I made the rather horrible decision to take it out on you, I really didn't know what I thought I would get out of it and again I'm sorry.

In regards to the issue the OP seems to be having, I'd say a permanent reduce person would help, although if you encounter a lot of enemies that use dispel magic you may begin losing a lot of money on recasting.

So uh, what happened, dude?

Please tell me that everyone in your campaign just died or something...

Terrasque

I'd say get a seperate, comfortable backpack for it and get it reinforced with leather or metal around the outside. If the goblin child gets attacked while in it and I were DM I'd say it has quite alot of AC.

...I honestly don't know what to think about that. I'm still fairly certain (and I still hope) that this character is fake and you don't actually consider stuff like this to be any decent or fun, but it's your campaign and RPG group and not mine so whatever.

Seriously she's the daughter of Zeus, that's the dumbest shit. Putting a spellcaster into a more physically stronger body would be fine if it removed her magic abilities, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Good god, my mary sue senses are tingling...

Hm, I honestly think her goal of becoming a ruler through her looks is quite selfish imo but it's not my campaign so whatever.

Also,I wonder, what do you mean by Enlarge Person being too limiting? If you make her large via other means she'll get all the penalties without the +2 Str bonus from the spell itself, although I reckon that wouldn't be too useful for a spellcaster...How tall do you want her to get anyway?

Are you trolling or something? This is almost obviously a giantess/amazonian fetish fuel character...

That's also a pretty strange life goal/aspiration.