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I'd humpen some German beer. :-)I'm good at humpen. I was never good at anything, except being bad at everything.......
I was doused once.......
My memory went once...... Who are you again? For that matter, who am I?
Sorry, I don't remember you. Probably my memory is going.....
Another Friday with nothing to do......
I threw my back out once.....
GAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
I had a chance once.....
I wasn't sure if it would be safe. Bears have been known to maul people.
I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me. I feel like that about everyone. All the time.
I broke something once.....
He comes back. The bad things always do.Bad? I thought you loved me, CDP. You don't want my love. Bad things happen to what I love.
He comes back. The bad things always do.
Oh great. I just realized what day tomorrow is. And here I was having only a horrible day.
I had a day planner once....it was blank.
I was remembered once......
Friday. One day closer to Monday.
Whatever. It doesn't matter anymore. Nothing does.......
drops a landmine
piddles
No one ever misses me.
Oh sure, get happy. Everyone else does. Just not me. nope. not me.....
Sure, kick a poodle while he's down. Story of my life.
Please, you can't fool me into believing anything I'm part of can bring happiness.
Nobody loves me.
AAAAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TCFIF! waits for the other shoe to drop
Beat me down? That's a laugh! You've have to drop your white flags first, you damn cheese-eating surrender monkeys. DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! mauls ThuMo
goes through withdrawal from lack of old French dudes to maul
What is this word "enjoy" of which you speak? 'Tie foreign to me.
Oh, sure. Throw things at me. Just like Chirac did. Except he usually threw garbage.
plays with a squeaky toy
I was independent once........
Did anyone else see Courtfool? Or did I take too many meds again?
What's going on here?! Gaaaahhhh!!
I desired Wilford Brimley once......
Ooh, baby! Give it to me! But why did you drag me off camera? It's because I'm hideous, isn't it?
F!&* you, Monday! And your little do....wait! Crap!
I was nonchalant once......
downs some pills and vodka
I was sent away once.....
drops a few landmines
Maybe I like the pain?
Oh, hello Monday. F+$+ you, and the MoMo you rode in on.
drops a landmine
piddles
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom. You also forgot...I always find a new bottom to reach. Always.
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....
puts on his blue war paint You can take my cheese, but you'll never take....MY MISERY!!!!
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