That's probably as far as you could get from Wisconsin.
I can't say I blame you.
Apparently the farthest you can get from Perth (and staying on the planet) is the Bahamas.
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I was cleaning my finger gun earlier today, and it accidentally went off and put a hole in my air guitar. Well, Normie, the third leading cause of death annually for imaginary friends is accidental finger gun shootings.
After I was done for the day I went over the project with the old lady and she said "That was a lot of work for one person, especially someone so small! I really thought they'd send someone taller!" You're not small! You're just far away. Really, that lady at her age should already know how forced perspective works.
I don't remember much about Gaiman's description of House on the Rock, just that it's filled with tons and tons of chachkes. Well, ya see there Normie, not many people know that the builder of the House on The Rock was just trying to impress his lady love, Joanie. But she wasn't impressed by wealth or fame or good taste. So he found a great spot, built an eccentric house, and filled it full of gee-gaws, baubles, nick-nacks, and trinkets. Yep, and in the end, he won her heart. {sips beer} Because he knew: Joanie loved tchotchkes. |