Chuffy a la Voodoo's page

Great Fun! I had a good time...except for not being able to win the Happy Beats, and having a string of abysmal rolls! DAMMIT! I'm not sure how I am supposed to handle a chronicle sheet...these Gameday scenarios I played this year are my first official PFS adventures ever. This is the first completed one of the bunch.

You were a great GM

Chuffy retrieves his flask of oil(pimple squeezins) and hurls it at Gunders.

ThrownSplash: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

"Any yoo dudes got fire left? If yoo does, be deft!"

"If der isz, I can prolly miss it a few tymes...maybe hell thaws out and I actually hit wif dis unlucky sticker!"

When they are all done exploring for more loot, Chuffy will take a crack at unlocking the boathouse.

assuming Chuffy's listed +7 disabled device would be with improvised tools-since he started without thieves tools-I am guessing now that he does have a set of tools, his MOD would be +9...adjust if I am mistaken

DC 20 DDV: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

"Round and round and round I go, maybe it's da killing blow..."

DS/WF/Flanking: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

"I rezemble dat remark"

"Yoo don't look so very well, If Chuffy sticks yor health will fail!"
DS/WF/Flanking: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 = 8
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

"you may think yer future's foggy...wanna clue? Jus look at doggy!

DS/WF: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

"Got yor hot dogs here...fresh smoking hot dogs!

"Jus too bad yoo old as dirt, yoo can't run from Chuffy's hurt!"

Ds/Wf: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

"Yoo ryte Mog, if Chuffy don't take shinee nyfe, bad joo joo break his sticker! Cant be left without my fun!" Chuffy will take the knife.

Chuffy puts on the black vest and the bow tie

"Ya lets see whut in da castle!"

"Yoo not gonna get to run, sticking yoo is Fun Fun Fun!

AoO/Flanking/weapon finesse: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 + 2 = 23

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Player Name: VoodooMonkey
Character Name: Sira Ulo Ako
PFS# # 258367-9
Faction: Silver Crusade

"We cut yoor body strait to bones, and leeve yoo under a pile of stones!"

DS + WF + FL: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 + 2 = 17
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Stubby people low as peasants, we kill yoo and take your presents!

DS+WF: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

[dice=DMG}1d4_ 1[/dice]

not even worth fixing the text LOL!

"Chuffy within 2 moves to lady large....CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE!"
Dogslicer + charge + weapon finesse: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7

Chuffy's AC is 13 til the start of his next turn

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Fair enough

Chuffy dismount, because somehow he realizes there's nothing fun gonna happen with riding this pig that isn't gonna get him badly hurt. he pulls out his Dogslicer.

I said I was going to ride away last turn, don't know how far he got...

^^^ Kewl! Thanks GM Ietsuna!

Now that he's started some trouble, he uses his Hurtful Words Badge and unleashes a tirade of blistering invectives at Wellma.

"Stubby longshanks taste so bad, take yo groom back to hiz lily pad. he dun kno what you do on wine, youz a Goblin conk yoo byn!"

intimidate: 1d20 + 5 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 5 - 2 = 20 and attempts to ride away from her.

ride: 1d20 + 7 - 5 ⇒ (15) + 7 - 5 = 17

With his new mount, Chuffy is goin for dat tasty lookin cayk!

CHUFFY GONNA RACE DAT LIL PIGGY FO DA CAKE!!!!!!!!

"You be fat and and oh so messy, let's git sum cayk...GIDDYUP NOW BESSIE!"

Chuffy unlatches the gate to the pig pen. He tries to sneak up on the sow nursing her piglets and mounts her for a good ole ride!

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35

ride: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

sorry, -5 on the ride for the aforementioned bareback

RIDE

is a pig "a creature that is ill suited as a mount"? Chuffy is willing to brave the -5 riding penalty for going bareback, but if he thinks a pig is ill suited, he don't think he will brave a -10

Chuffy prolly about to start some trouble, so he thinks it best to lick his toad!

"I gon sneak up on dem pigs...yoo digz?"

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32

Impressed by Reta's tantrum, Chuffy hands over Jorj.

"I likes dat crazy dance Reta...heez yoo prize!"

"Chuffy want dis looky looky soz heez can seez bootiful uglee Chuffy all day! Chuffy grabs the mirror and kisses the striking young man in the reflection.

Chuffy has a bottle of pimple squeezings that count as a flask of oil...does he think he can grab an empty bottle and start on another?

Chuffy will take 2 bottles of M & M & M & M. and the stuffed raven.

I like dis black burd! I call him Jorj!"

Per: 1d20 ⇒ 5

"Devil horse miss with a kick, kick...Chuffy gonna hit with a stick, stick...or maybe jus' one sssstick"

Sssstick: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

"If dis a demon horse, den yoo shulda tol Chuffy sooner...I'da jumpt on top and rode dis sucka intooz da Abyss!"

"Baby horse kick Reta in da shin, dis makes Chuffy wanna stick agin!"

Dpgslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

"It may be luck, it may be fate, but we gonna put yoo back in dat crate!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

"Your toes unruly while yoo still kick, maybe they calm down after Chuffy stick!"

D.S. + weapon finesse: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

I believe Chuffy's failed trip normally provokes an AoO

"Yoo give ideas, dis how it goz, I knock yoo down then suck yer toz"

Chuffy attempts a trip with the intention of getting to Maggie's feet so he can, in fact, suck on her toes.

CMB: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

"Howd yoo get out o' dat crate anyhoo?"

Chuffy definitely takes the thieves tools! He also goes for the broken spectacles and teeth so he can look real cool in disguise! If no one goes for the meat hook, he hefts it to see if he thinks it will make a better weapon.

Did Reta take Kettleheads helmet? If she didn't and we go back the same way, Chuffy will take it to complete the disguise. If that ship has sailed, then Cestus La Vive

"Yoo meen ol' curs all dum and mussy, my speshal sword gonna shank dat...grabbycats!"

[dice="Speshal Sword" + weapon finess]1d20 + 3[/dice]
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

(the wounded one)

Chuffy scratches his head...wondering why his last sing song didn't rhyme.

Chuffy's bad...me thinks he mistook the boot chew as an action *DERP!

"Good lisner don treat bard like dat, I gon strike dat grabbycat!"

Dogslicer + Weapon Finess: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

"HA! Bad joo joo gon like donkey dung!"

Chuffy will take the bow and arrows...if he finds a string it's something new he can miss with.

"Yo, Mog, put dem jarz in da crate to see if sumthin cool happens...me thinks dat crate is deir mama!"

"Chuffy's luck can't possibly get any wers...maybe dis is what he needz to chase away bad joo joo!"

Chuffy steps up and presents his toad to the "Spirit of Darkfear"

"Chuffy’s face might make you sick,
But Chuffy’s knife is awful quick.
And if you are his stabby pick—
The knife goes in you, STICK STICK STICK!"

This has been an amazing run of bad luck on dice rolls.

Chuffy is going for the record...you may have to give him a handicap!

"Reta too quick with move like duck, Me thinks yooz the one that stuck!"

DS+flank+Weapon finesse(+3): 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 3 = 6
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy reaches out to catch the dice:

Ref: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

He picks them up and wipes the dirt off and sniffs them, "Five second rule!"

Someone pleez pass Chuffy some new dice!

"Yer stooped friends dun crumble like cake, Now its yor dum health we take!" Chuffy moves up, dogslicer a blazin'...

DS+Flank+weapon finesse: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 2 = 10
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

"I be done with my last bumble, Dis time I make yer toast crumble!"

Chuffy launches another dart at Culgick:

DART: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

DMG: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

As his move action Chuffy whips out his new dogslicer