Chuffee's page

as Hikaru said to Nijena... hope everything sorts out okay. Take Care.

I am leaving on a retreat on Thursday the 3rd and won't be back til Sunday afternoon. I will try to keep up on my phone, but it's very hard to post using it, so please bot me as necessary to keep the game flowing. Thanks

Chuffee fires his hand crossbow at one of the bandits...

to hit: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
dmg if hits: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Chuffy sneaks up as well... trying to take them by surprise if that's still possible.

stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25

Where are we on the map, or in relation to the map?

Chuffy looks grim as he says, "Let's go get those filthy longshanks! They kill us, we kill them back!"

Chuffy takes the bottle and tucks it in a pouch... and squints one eye at the new challenge until all are distracted by Squealy Nord... "What's he saying, Poog? Did Toady fall down the well?"

Chuffy aims at the remaining horse.

to hit: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (14) + 9 - 6 = 17

Chuffy, seeing no one else hitting the last dog, fires his shooter at the remaining canine effigy.

to hit: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (13) + 9 - 6 = 16

He lets out a loud war whoop when it hits... and pops a couple of zits when he does.. the pus oozing down his face. a bit.. He sticks out his tongue and licks his face clean as far as he can reach...

Just so you know, I will be at Strategicon all weekend (Friday-Monday evening). Probably won't be home til late Monday. I will try to keep up with posts via phone and computer at the hotel, but I will be mega-busy at the con, so no guarantees. Please bot my character as necessary to keep the game flowing... Thanks, and sorry in advance for my absence.

Chuffee aims at another dog, cackling with glee... This be funz!"

to hit: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 6 = 13

"Yes, me's got two doggies!"

Chuffy also aims at a dog..

to hit, ac 13: 1d20 + 9 - 6 ⇒ (15) + 9 - 6 = 18

"Flaming puppy!!!"

init: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

do we need to roll inits for this, and go one round at a time, or just roll all 4 attacks at once?

Chuffy tears down the ridge on his dog and gracefully leaps over the bramble patch. "HA! Beat that, Poog! who be bestest rider now?!?"

ride dc 5: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31
ride dc 15: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18

Chuffy rides up and attacks a 'gnome'.

ride: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24

"Die stupid gnomelon"

to hit: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
dmg if hits: 1d4 ⇒ 3

ty for the game Tyranius.. and the chronicles! Thanks to all of you for the fun rp!

Chuffy sat on his little special chair and shook his head from time to time to jingle the bells on his jingly hat with the stuffed raven on it and cleaning his fingernails with his new shiny (cake)knife. Finally a real member of the tribe, he waggles his eyebrows suggestively at any available females, even Reta. Time to make more baby gobbos!

Chuffee climbs the ridge...

can't fail this, but let's see how much I make it by :)

ride: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (3) + 13 - 5 = 11

ride: 1d20 + 13 - 5 ⇒ (15) + 13 - 5 = 23

Chuffee and his dog, Muckface, jump the mud easily.

Chuffee considers grabbing the skillet but decides to pass...

Chuffy forgot his haste attack too...

to hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
dmg if hits: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

nvm, lol

Chuffee grinz and nodz... "Any gobbo chief could win!"

Chuffee moves to a dog and mounts up... "This be innerestin'... and fun... Reta be so sure, but me not so sure Reta bestest at EVERYthing... I coulds win."

Chuffy moves up and attacks the girl with his brand new shiny cake-cutting knife.

to hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
dmg if hits: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

"Bad doggie... shut up!" He hurls a dart at the dog.

to hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
dmg if hits: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy grabs the shiny knife and the shiny buttons and runs off after Moggy to the farmhouse.

"Reta be killing green goblin king... yes! Reta strongest goblin."

Chuffy dances around frantically for a moment in glee, then suddenly remembers there's cake and grabs a handful, stuffing it in his mouth, discovering that halfling cake is very sweet and doesn't hold a candle to pickled crickets... yuck!... But he eats it anyway just because the halflings wanted it!

Chuffy attacks the bride with flank...

to hit: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
dmg if hits: 1d4 ⇒ 4

in the process, he pops a zit on the bride to gross her out.

Chuffy's profile is updated for 4th lvl... ready to start whenever you are.

Chuffy attacks the bride, with benefit of flank.....

to hit: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8
dmg if hits: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

sorry, i got no update til you bumped the board... I think all their glitches lately have played havoc with the forums

Chuffy goes around the bride to flank with Reta, and draws his weapon.

Chuffy moves up and throws his tanglefoot bag at the groom.

to hit ranged touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

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Chuffy slips behind the human flanking him with Reta and slices with his dogslicer.

to hit: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 3 + 2 = 19
dmg if hits: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy moves up a little and tosses a dart at the human.

to hit: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 4 = 7

"Longshanks run in house. We shouid burnz it down."

Chuffee goes around the pen and tries to scare the animals into running away through the open gate... waving his arms at them and making faces... trying not to be TOO loud

"Poog dance fine... for a blind, one-legged ogre. Not so good for a goblin though." Chuffee chortles.

yes, definitely going to miss you as Reta... we need to recruit someone to play Reta now. Also, I'm going to be traveling for the next four days, so posting will be spotty at best... If we don't start til Monday when i get home, that would be fine with me. Do we have new levels and such for the next game?

thanks for running... and part 3 is fine with me!

"we be bestest goblins EVER!" Chuffy dances around the loot happily, taking another fire burping gourd and the magic armor and an egg.

is this the end of scenario, or is there more?

a javelin, 2 wooden spoons, a dead mole and a jar of pickled fishieheads.. how many can I get for all that? lol

Chuffy prepares himself, his new glasses and his new hat with the jingles and the stuffed raven on it, for the expedition. Trading some of his lootz (but not the hat or the glasses) for some fire throwing stuffz (alchemist fire?). (maybe 2 if he can get them)...

Chuffy moves and breathes on the owlbear, aiming at its legs so he doesn't hit Poog if that's possible.

fire breath, dc 13 refl for half: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 5, 6) = 19

status: 2 fire breaths left.

Chuffee grinz and sticks his tongue out at Moggy... "Moggy too slow is all. but he right... she be dead."

perception: 1d20 ⇒ 14

oooh so close

Chuffee takes the potion of spider climb and one potion of medicine and the stuffed raven which he sticks on his hat with a pot of glue. He leaves the badness that is the paper with the words for someone else to deal with.

sense motive: 1d20 ⇒ 11

Chuffy sticks his tongue out back at Mog, not fooled by his little speech... and then goes back to ransacking the wagon, hat jingling merrily.

Chuffy graps her jingly hat and puts it on... then starts ransacking the wagon.