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New Horizons is going to arrive there soon enough, so... what does everyone think we'll find?

All the deleted threads and comments from all the messageboards in this solar system. And maybe a stuffy grammarian or two that a captain had thrown out an airlock.

Mike Welham wrote:

I'm finished with my reviews. Many of the monsters had spiffy space-themed abilities or flavor, and it was great to see how many different directions entries went with the theme.

That was pretty darn fast!

All those years playing Sonic the Honey Badger finally paid off. :)

NobodysHome wrote:

In other news, I'm sure this link could be construed as mildly political, and hence verboten.

But it is a really darned funny article, in my mind. And it's satire, so I can get away with it, right? Or is that copyright law?

pulls out cycle derringer, shoots NH with absurdly tiny, slightly warm toy bicycle

{pulls out light PPK, shoots Freehold with absurdly chibi swarm of plush Quorras}

In one homebrew D&D campaign I ran, the D&D game itself was part of the campaign. The people who made D&D were aliens and the D&D game was part of their training program for humans....

Greetings, Roleplayer. You have been recruited by the Starfinder League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Fiendish armada.

Current Starfinder headcanon: in the bowels of Absalom Station, in a dizzying labyrinth of tunnels and sealed tubes, a warren of underworld scum, hardscrabble refugees and nameless ne'er-do-wells has built a small community beneath the water reclamation system and the station's hydroponics labs...

...It's Starday, Third Watch, and a small group of friends have gathered for a few hours to play an ancient game: Pathfinder.

Miniature giant space hamsters corgis

The last Reavingstar, Necrotica (RS-75), escaping from the destruction of the Twelve Colonies of Thanatos, mercilessly pursued by the Jyotilon fleet.

Playing Assassin's Creed Syndicate. Need to kidnap a dude in the middle of a building courtyard who's surrounded by cops, and there's cops at the entrance, and the bonus goal is to not kill any cops. Thing is, I'm playing Jacob, and I have him ill statted out for stealth. So what do I do? I take a more direct option. I stand outside the building, pull out my revolver, and fire a shot into the air. This attracts the attention of the cops, who whistle loudly upon seeing me, summoning the rest of the cops and sending the guy I need to kidnap running the other direction to get a carriage and escape. Then I use the grappling hook to scale the building, leaving the cops on the ground, and run across the roof to the other side, drop down, steal a carriage, and bolt before the cops catch up. After that, just had to run the dude I wanted to kidnap down, jump on his carriage and hijack it, then jump off and tackle him. Way more fun than a standard stealth run.

{opens app, makes note of highly-qualified possible recruit}