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Looks at his fellows and sees that all have rolled a poorer initiative than he did. He then draws his blades and charges forward in a manner like a cross between that Mel Gibson flick "Braveheart" and that one scene in the Narnia movie. In any case it looks friggin' sweet.

It is much to his misfortune though that Captain McBadAss is just a regular human commoner suffering from delusions of grandeur. The enemy pays him little enough mind, even letting him through their ranks at the feet of the monster because they are scummy metagamers, only to giggle as he is instantly killed after being stepped on by Season 9.


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I will donate all three of my kidneys if it means I will get into the Top 4.

That's right, I will donate the two regular kidneys AND that weird foreign kidney that is pronounced "liver", if I make the Top 4 in the competition.


Mythic Kwalish Apparatus of Awesomeness and Narwhals incoming!