I read all the posts using William Shatner's voice.
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Uh, when did the University of Phoenix become a "top tier" school? Cause I think that fits the "You've got to be kidding!" idea. It's meant to be tongue in cheek and all that jazz.
Someone who does no research on the product they're about to buy is a dumbass... Well...double-dumbass on you!
With all the time-traveling and cosmic strings in the Star Trek universe, there are a INFINITE number of James T. Kirk's out there. (Including one that didn't cheat on the Kobayashi Maru test, so he never graduated Starfleet and became a farmer instead).How about the Universe where James T. Kirk didn't cheat on the Kobayashi Maru test, got the point, and still went on to be a great Starship Captain? Hey! The point is I don't play by your rules! I make the rules.
I am still alive, my dear, adoring fans! Carry on.
OOOOOhh-K. Let's...get this...puppy...backinthepound...where...it's...supposed to BE. [sharp intake of breath]
Who...inthehell...is Chris Pines? That...is...thequestion...be seeing...this [sharp intake of breath]
...joker... on the end of my fist.
OOOOOhh-K. Let's...get this...topic...backontheroad...where...it's...supposed to BE. [ahh sharp intake of breath] Me. Besides! Who...inthehell...is Chris Pines? That...is...why...Iwillnot...be seeing...this [ahh sharp intake of breath] ...film. |