Cap'n Yesterday Hippo Whisperer's page

We're everywhere.

I need to keep practicing.

Just Do It.

Nope! Though throwing bees on them would be great!

Pearl Jam, with some ham?

Whoo hoo! The weekend!!

How do you like your pizza.

Hot, cold, or lukewarm.

Just a Mort wrote:

I just bought some 5 spice duck wings for lunch. Now what should I be having with that...? I feel like some greens.

I love duck! So tasty!

And they're huge dickheads, so no guilt.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

In other words don't screw with hippos. Also 150 pounds of food equals a lot of hippo poo.

Definitely dont.

Hippos cause about 500 deaths annually.

Sorry, that was me!