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Farfig walks toward town with the others without a care in the world other than "two, no more than two."

And if they have good mead. He's in the mood to try some good mead. Not the cheap stuff either, but the well made full flavored leaves a warm fuzzy feeling in your mouth kind of good mead. He wonders if he should count his money now, or after he gets a few good drinks, just in case he doesn't have any coins left. He thinks he recalls he bought the last round and he's pretty sure it's Jace's turn.

He gives Jace a knowing wink.

(Gotta make time to enter Farfig...)
Two things contributed to my mention of vampires...
A: (main reason) I just saw the new Twilight movie with Tammy very recently, and giant wolves/vampires are a recurring theme there... along with a need to rip some vampire heads from their bodies.
B: Dad's been bringing over boxes of "stuff" from my room lately and the most recent pile contained all my Ravenloft setting stuff, but the main reason is A.

OOC: Whoah! I forgot how awesome Bolt was... Have to add Farfig, but until then I'm here.

Moving on toward the bridge.

But I digest...

Really... Does that mean you're a bloodsucking undead leech-type too? If not it could be a personal goal, the vampires have the charm stuff perfected.

I see everyone's got their character sheets up, so I put mine up too. How much did that Truestrike ability cost? I'd like to add that on I think, but are you sure it's a free action? You could do that between each attack... Like talking but cooler. I think my command word would be "Who's your Daddy!" but Loser, Wuss, Dork, Schmuck and a few others would work equally well... maybe if you can only use it once a round I could add on separate abilities that did the same thing, just with different commands.

And someone needs to let me get a peek at that magic item compendium, I'm spending too much using the other books!

DM's had my character sheet for awhile now, the name is now Bolt Foesplitter.
I'm a Magic-using, Armor-wearing, no-feeling, child-stealing, Axe-wielding mad dwarf, who's rude, crude, and one ugly dude. I rarely bathe, have a tendency to hate anything that isn't a dwarf, could care less what anyone else thinks of anything, and prefer to make my own gear than use some hand-me-down from some red-headed elven stepchild or human witch-*itch. I had to pay some chump dwarven wizard a bit to fully charge some of my gear, but most was done myself, enchanted so even if some nasty greasy-scaled spider-loving fiend managed to off me, he couldn't use it or get 2 coins to rub together if he sold it.

Think of a normal dwarven-axe bearer encased in mithril, but able to call down the enchantments and battle-spells of the warmages, and still ready to hack a swath through a horde of stinking orc-meat. A battle-rager berserker barbarian but with spell-power instead of the built up angst. A future archmage with a hint of dwarven warlord. A dwarf axe-man but with the speed and finesse of an elvish archer, but without the flowery tree-hugging yuppie aura of peachy-keen sweetness, just the sweet keen edge of the waraxe.

Alright, I'm out of metaphors...

Anyway, the new avatar is the closest one I've found to what I pictured myself as, minus the fluffy mustache, and the black beard is cropped to just a few inches and sticks straight out like a bristle brush, and runs the chin line (nothing on the cheeks). Maybe a bit more dirty. Still the 'sexy god-of-war' mental picture of himself though :)

I'm in, 90k huh? This might take awhile :)
J/K, I'll make him up as fast as I can...