| Bob Ogrekin |
Bob done.
The reason Bob is even here.:
"So ya want to know why I signed up. Simple, y'all offered me money and my own plot of land. What? Expected me to be dumb as a leeway facing rock in a forty acre parsley patch? Dang gum if that is are ain't the dumbest did do. Just cause I'm a large country type don't mean I can't keep up with all your citified learnins." Bob spits out a large helping of tobacco juice before continuing. "Now I is gonna be da best dang farmer ya ever did see on dis here spit o' land you need cultivated. Maybe raise some dem der sheeps and hogs if'n yous cans get me a flock big enough to. And raise some radish and potato. Whole bunch radish and potato even. Yep siree billy, we gonna make a whole heap o' veg out dat side."
"So ya want to know why I signed up. Simple, y'all offered me money and my own plot of land. What? Expected me to be dumb as a leeway facing rock in a forty acre parsley patch? Dang gum if that is are ain't the dumbest did do. Just cause I'm a large country type don't mean I can't keep up with all your citified learnins." Bob spits out a large helping of tobacco juice before continuing. "Now I is gonna be da best dang farmer ya ever did see on dis here spit o' land you need cultivated. Maybe raise some dem der sheeps and hogs if'n yous cans get me a flock big enough to. And raise some radish and potato. Whole bunch radish and potato even. Yep siree billy, we gonna make a whole heap o' veg out dat side."
Bob is a simple man, simple tastes, simple ambitions. He has gotten past most of the locals' fear of monsters just by dint of being helpful and no one wanting to anger the huge ogrekin who was nice enough to pull that stump out of the field with his bare hands last year. That being said, everyone will be a lot happier if he quietly moves out of the area.
I know the boy ain't got much of a backstory, but that is kind of the point. He is a half-ogre slack jawed yokel. Country boy will survive type. Not much interesting ever happened to him... other than the fact that he was born and his Ma and Pa kept him. Don't try to think about what that backstory was like. Hint, his Ma was the ogre... told you not to think about it.