The Man of 1,000 Stitches

Big Daddy, the Star Witness's page

14 posts. Alias of Heathansson.


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"Empty. I don't like talkin' bout it. Pisses me off."


"Sounds right enough."


Dude, I don't remember.


"Well, yeah....I reckon I do remember you, darlin......yisser that's pretty much correct. Gater done tookim down fer a death roll I reckon."


"Pretty much whut ah dun said, Elf Boah! I dun lade a trap ferr im, and it sprung, then we got up in wupped th' tar s$+@ outta the sumbich! We runned him off inter th' swamp! Figgered he's daid!

Weren't so, though.....thar he is, sittin thar in his ANGRY CHAIR!!!

Now, you guys! Longer yew play round with this sumbich, more likely yerr gone mess up and he'll be on the lam and killin good folk.

Let's do this sumbich in! Wut are you waitin for!!!"


"I confirm, yer honers,....thet wer how it done transpired."


flashback....

"Yeah. I recognize her. it's Nan Klebem. She'd poach out here; visit Morast about....once a month. But she ain't showed up in a year. (since the time of the Beast attacks).....
I reckoned she got et by a gator or polecat. Or got drunk fell in and drowneded.

This is....truly f%+*ed up."


"F#!%ed up."


"There's definitely something f@@!ed up goin on here."


"Three of y'all, get over here! Big boys, too!"

Big Daddy barks to the villagers;....

"Y'all help these boys dig up them other four graves. I want them to have a thorough batch of evidence!
And don't run yerr yaps about this to noone! It's gotta be all secret like!!!"


"Hey! Drood! Adventurers! What else you find there?"

(anybody can answer that wants to; Edwin isn't the only one Big Daddy'll palaver with).


"Shuddyp, Dibley!"


"Ferr some f%*~in reason I trust you lot. Go ahead on, do what you need to do here.

Feel free to not tell me anything. I don't cotton to the notion of gettin this here trial tainted like."

He turns to his peeps;

"Yall leave these here boys alone. They done gave you the biggest damn gator feast you ever had; you let them do their work. Yall got a big bull gator to see to butcherin, and I'm hungry as all getout!"

They all kinda see to the gator at that point.....

then to Edwin;
"Lemme know if y'all need anything."

And Big Daddy walks over to the gator, unless you all need something....


"Wut th hell's goin on there!"