Benard the 4e Troll's page

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Did somebody call for me?

I see paizo switchin to 4e, there are a lot more kids/children/young adults whom will buy into the 4e machine, Why keep a bunch of grumpy old grognards for a customer base? are there that many of us grognards?
Besides there's gold to be had in 4e, modules are now $29.95-so a super module be like $49.95...Laughter all the way to the bank!

For the record I am a grognard and proud of it..I will not go to 4e just not my cup of tea/slice o'pie/etc...
*NOTE: Not all grognards are grumpy. D&D gets passed on to another generation whom grew up on a different taste of fanasty..Yesterday I said I believe 4e is gonna belly up..nah I don't think so really it's gonna sell like coke at studio 54...

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In 4e when a paladin is in your party you need not fear death anymore !
When the paladin attacks all the damage he does to a creature knocks floating little hearts out of creatures which heal you if you touch them, the hearts last for 1d4 melee rounds x10+the paladins cha mod. If you do die you appear back where you started as a ghost and must run to where your body is, once there you do self resurrection which is a ability all 1st level characters get(unlimited uses per day) and then you must heal, just being near a paladin gives you healing 4d12+cha+paladin level+religion Rank Mod+excess feats,magic items and or holy symbols.

4e is gonna be great!

This isnotgood...

Molemen are in the Monster Manual!

Great 4e News is coming!

You can now throw 48 orcs 4 hill giants and a vampire beholder lich at a 1st level party!4e is gonna be great!

4e will bring peace to the world of gaming and will keep you warm no matter how cold it gets outside!

4e Is Gonna 4e Great! Hey where is everybody? Hey you guys!

Settle down, Beavis.

Look into my eye

Exactly... There's only a few things being released in the next few months, so why buy them?

you must buy them anyway! all the money goes to making 4e even greater!

Where is my post?

CourtFool wrote:
4e will be the greatest game ever and anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant, whiny nay-sayer who should just keep playing that 3.5 garbage. Stop cluttering up my precious board with your incessant complaining. Only over-zealous fan boys should be allowed to post.

You bring tears of joy to Benard's eyes and for your bold statement you'll be sent all the 4e books and Wayne Reynolds is gonna do your portrait!

4e will be the greatest game ever and anyone who says otherwise is an ignorant, whiny nay-sayer who should just keep playing that 3.5 garbage. Stop cluttering up my precious board with your incessant complaining. Only over-zealous fan boys should be allowed to post.

You bring tears of joy to Benard's eyes and for your bold statement you'll be sent all the 4e books and Wayne Reynolds is gonna do your portrait!

Silva is a punkass beyotch afraid of change!living in the past, set in his ways playin 1st edition 4e doesn't need him.

4e will also bring household pets to the gaming table! Short a player? now Fluffy the cat,Rex the dog or George the goldfish can fill the vacancy!4e is gonna be great!

This is all because of 4E.

Don't blame 4e for bad human judgement

And while I like this change and some of the others mentioned by WOTC so far, I think 4E is going to receive a horrible response and that will cause Hasbro to sell WOTC and the whole D&D line to Paizo.

You have been banned by 4e, Wotc and Hasbro

In high school, strangely inspired by Dungeonland, I made evil versions of cereal mascots to use as the villains in the first campaign I ran. For some reason I decided to give Cap'n Crunch levels as an assassin. Tony the Tiger was a rakshasa, and Dig 'Em was an intelligent froghemoth.

I ran a Adventure back in highschool that centered on Narnia and me stealing several cool ideas from the Beatles Albums Magic mystery Tour,Sgt.Peppers and The white Album, we played that whole adventure in 22 hours! Lucy in the sky with Diamonds was a Nighthag with some killer eyewear!