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AbadarCorp Customer Service Information Thread (RP)

*snarl*

This...this is a tier 2 issue.
AbadarCorp Customer Service Information Thread (RP)

*snarl*

Mortal, your puny cybernetic parts have been infected by a villainous A.I. program that seeks to convert all human life into cybernetic lifeforms. While I applaud it's horrific and evil plan to consume the souls of these foolish mortals, I am bound by the terms of my employment to advise that your puny weak flesh seek puny, weak medical attention!
AbadarCorp Customer Service Information Thread (RP)
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*snarl*

Beware, sub creature! For I, Bagul the Vile, must speak of our recent hotfix for platform crashes!

Hear this puny mortal, for your life is finite and weak, then restore factory settings, then re-download the iGrimoire IOS.

Upon the howl of the screaming darkness, RESTORE YOUR CUSTOM SPELLWARE upon the device and then sacrifice an infant bovine to the Dark Lord!
AbadarCorp Customer Service Information Thread (RP)
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EltonJ wrote:

AbadarCorp Customer Service --

I recently tried to buy some stock so I could have a say in what goes into my iSpell app. I don't know what stock to buy. Can you help clear this up in your stock markets? Like which companies support the iSpell app?

-- a young urban Technomancer

*snarl*

Foolish mortals, you have summoned me to this hideous plane to court your deaths and to answer questions relating to online support and on site technical assistance! Bow, kneel, at my glorious darkness as I inform thee of thine foolish errors!

Joining the online coven and spell testing service requires submission of an online application, a background check, and three references from previous employers! *snarl*

Beware as I inform thee that thine dark references must have up to date contact information and that should you be offered a position, the terms of service are six months on a part time basis, with a pay rate of one thousand credits per spell submitted! Submission of spell surrenders all ownership of that magical document to AbadarCorp! *snarl*

I RETURN TO THE PLANE FROM WHICH I WAS SUMMONED!