Priest-Captain Blackarm

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238 posts. Alias of Pirate Rob.


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Sadface for me, but enjoy gaming!


I was considering it (probably flavored with demonic knowledge, perhaps due to a profane gift he had in the past), but decided for pugnacious because its more fitting with the Ragnars character.


Liliyashanina is my default GM Alias :).


Do your characters have like, musical theme songs?

Ragnars is probably this:

Sabaton Stormtroopers symphonic version


Iosif Formicidescu wrote:
"Ragnar Stridson" wrote:

The patient file is really cool, I added one as well.

And added that Mr. Barnellus has a markedly different alignment to some others here to quote:
I am even more concerned for their referred tendency to utilize deeply unethical methods such as the Lohengrimm fear scale or the Krueger soul strength scale. USING A CACODAEMONS ATTRACTION TO AN INDIVIDUAL TO REVERSE ENGINEER THE STRENGTH OF THE INDIVIDUALS SOUL IS UNETHICAL TO THE EXTREME!

Meanwhile, the literal cultist of a Daemon Harbinger. "I see no problem here."

If Ragnar had his memories:

Reminds me of something, you see, in the midnight isles they came up with an objective way to figure out which Succubus of any number is prettiest!

So what they do is they take one of them rat faced wrecker demons, and like, put it in hold monster or something. Then each of them bat-ladies prance around, and you know, them rat-wrecker demons, they go for the prettiest thing they see first. So whoever the Abrikandilu charges is the prettiest! Now, the wrecker demons are supposed to be chained for that "test", but midnight isle Abyssal has like 13 different expressions for messing with that chain in various ways and having your slightly prettier rival get her face slashed by a wrecker demon.

And like, the bat ladies tend to have all of that super magical compulsion things, so they can be like "CHARGE ME" "NO ME" "NO, CHARGE ME!" although if multiple Succubi try to mind control the same thing, the most charismatic of them tends to prevail, so that part of the contest is kind of fair.


Ragnar, once he gets his memory back, certainly has a hedonistic streak (he would likely jump at luxury even before that), although he views luxury as a luxury, overconsumption means not controlling your urges, and if you do not control yourself, you cannot control others, and the purpose of violence is to impose your will unto another.

He is/was a "professional violence provider". Emphasis on professional.

He has some redeeming features, such as a fairly strict determination to not torture. He feels this is for weaklings, and any fool can inflict violence on someone already in his power.


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The patient file is really cool, I added one as well.

And added that Mr. Barnellus has a markedly different alignment to some others here to quote:
I am even more concerned for their referred tendency to utilize deeply unethical methods such as the Lohengrimm fear scale or the Krueger soul strength scale. USING A CACODAEMONS ATTRACTION TO AN INDIVIDUAL TO REVERSE ENGINEER THE STRENGTH OF THE INDIVIDUALS SOUL IS UNETHICAL TO THE EXTREME!


Sensen wrote:
Shh. You'll uncover their plan.

wont work on me because I already am Crazy! I am a genius yesyes!


Added character art, his normal looks, when he bloodrages, and how his phantom looks like.

Obviously minus the added bling.


Added an evil code of conduct.

Insinuators are kind of the least evil antipaladins, and if they prepare properly, they are actually capable of "smiteing the greater evil". Or not having an evil aura.


Sensen wrote:

Whoops, forgot this: [dice=Wealth]2d6

Hm. A little less than average, but I can make do, especially given my bonkers Ability rolls.

Other way round for me.


rolling wealth

gold: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 5) = 15 now thats above average, nice!

Liliyashanina wip submission here.


You know, I considered being a Skald. Its like being a Bard, but more manly, and barmaids dont instantly grab the next heavy boinking implement the moment you tell them your job. Aenir says in the probably inn between time and space.

perform: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

Aenirs song:


I fight my enemies
because thats what I´m paid to do
I never hesitate to act
or even think it through
Id retire any day
But I spend too much on swords and booze
I aint gonna quest no more

Refrain:
Glory Glory
What a hell of a way to die
Gory Gory
I am good to be alive
Glory Glory
I just wish theyd pay me more
I guess Ill quest once more
Refrain ends

The people that were fightin
Are them Lizards through and through
I ask for reinforcements
but they said "that would be you".
I wait for them to eat themselves
Thats what Im praying for
I aint gonna quest no more

Refrain

My Battleaxe is broken
And my War-Skald`s jaw is gone
The other day I saw them turn
My best friend into ham
For dinner I shall eat some gills
Found on this dungeons floor
I might not quest once more!

Refrain

I got all kind of blessings
And my abs are fully blinged
I like to throw my axe at them
to hear my own ears ring
Every single Quest I swear
its my big score
I guess Ill quest once more!

Refrain

My family is buried
and my hometown is ablaze
I do not see the irony
as one more town I raze
I lost sight of all revengeance
creeds and the oaths I swore
I just wanna quest some more

Refrain

The clients didnt tell us
what we would be fighting for
and all I know for certain
is that I wont die from "poor"
In other words I´m just another
f@+&ing dog of war
Ill glady quest once more!

Refrain

Never trust them Lizards
or anything they say
Theyll always claw you in the back
Just to get their way
The only thing that worse
Is their s!#! substandard pay
So I have to quest some more!

Refrain


He pauses

The main problem with the Skald career path is I cant sing for s%!!.


I am just happy that light carrying capacity for 18 STR is a somewhat unrealistic 100 lbs. Like, I had about 14 STR in real life when I was in the german army (it is less now), 100 lbs effing wrecks you, and since I am carriny 2 big weapons, a shield, a medium and a light weapon...

Good thing its an abstraction.

Also, throwing axes are ruinously expensive at low levels.

As far as kits go, I have the barbarian one. I dont find it that interesting to buy a bunch of like, camping equipment, so I just grab a kit and be done with it.


The real professionals date Lilitus! They are more powerful, their gift doesnt give them permanent status on you and they dont eat your sould by accident! At least thats what this "an idiots guide to dating in the lower planes" booklet that I picked up says. To be honest, these Lilitus likely dont exist, and the whole thing is probably a scam to get money out of horny wizard apprentices!


Hmm, Aenirs generalized ideas on plausible hot button topics:

Slavery:
You only possess what you are willing to fight for, which includes your freedom, if you can fight back against your slaver, do so, if you cannot, escape, if you cannot do that either, bide thy time and marshall thy strength until thy can.

Binding Planar outsiders:
Statistically speaking, the outsider is more likely to manipulate you then vice versa, typically a pretty bad idea. And for the love of Tyr, dont date Succubi! I heard stories!

Hmm, many people look weenie, I can get paid for carrying their stuff, but I can also just buy a donkey.


Work in progress:

Checking what I used so far:

Bloodrager and Steelblood are advanced class guide
Combat reflexes and power attack are core rulebook

I have one trait from Pathfinder Companion: Adventurer’s Armory.
One from Pathfinder Player Companion: Quests & Campaigns

Neither is all that important, but both are fun to roleplay if you want to be a more suave, charming and friendly bloodrager then HULK SMASH AM ANGRY.

Background is fairly barebones, but he is a "not viking" who actually likes this "civilization" thing. Can still punch people through a wall.