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![]() Iosif Formicidescu wrote:
If Ragnar had his memories: Reminds me of something, you see, in the midnight isles they came up with an objective way to figure out which Succubus of any number is prettiest! So what they do is they take one of them rat faced wrecker demons, and like, put it in hold monster or something. Then each of them bat-ladies prance around, and you know, them rat-wrecker demons, they go for the prettiest thing they see first. So whoever the Abrikandilu charges is the prettiest! Now, the wrecker demons are supposed to be chained for that "test", but midnight isle Abyssal has like 13 different expressions for messing with that chain in various ways and having your slightly prettier rival get her face slashed by a wrecker demon. And like, the bat ladies tend to have all of that super magical compulsion things, so they can be like "CHARGE ME" "NO ME" "NO, CHARGE ME!" although if multiple Succubi try to mind control the same thing, the most charismatic of them tends to prevail, so that part of the contest is kind of fair. ![]()
![]() Ragnar, once he gets his memory back, certainly has a hedonistic streak (he would likely jump at luxury even before that), although he views luxury as a luxury, overconsumption means not controlling your urges, and if you do not control yourself, you cannot control others, and the purpose of violence is to impose your will unto another. He is/was a "professional violence provider". Emphasis on professional. He has some redeeming features, such as a fairly strict determination to not torture. He feels this is for weaklings, and any fool can inflict violence on someone already in his power. ![]()
![]() The patient file is really cool, I added one as well. And added that Mr. Barnellus has a markedly different alignment to some others here to quote:
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![]() You know, I considered being a Skald. Its like being a Bard, but more manly, and barmaids dont instantly grab the next heavy boinking implement the moment you tell them your job. Aenir says in the probably inn between time and space. perform: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Aenirs song:
I fight my enemies because thats what I´m paid to do I never hesitate to act or even think it through Id retire any day But I spend too much on swords and booze I aint gonna quest no more Refrain:
The people that were fightin
Refrain My Battleaxe is broken
Refrain I got all kind of blessings
Refrain My family is buried
Refrain The clients didnt tell us
Refrain Never trust them Lizards
Refrain
He pauses The main problem with the Skald career path is I cant sing for s%!!. ![]()
![]() I am just happy that light carrying capacity for 18 STR is a somewhat unrealistic 100 lbs. Like, I had about 14 STR in real life when I was in the german army (it is less now), 100 lbs effing wrecks you, and since I am carriny 2 big weapons, a shield, a medium and a light weapon... Good thing its an abstraction. Also, throwing axes are ruinously expensive at low levels. As far as kits go, I have the barbarian one. I dont find it that interesting to buy a bunch of like, camping equipment, so I just grab a kit and be done with it. ![]()
![]() The real professionals date Lilitus! They are more powerful, their gift doesnt give them permanent status on you and they dont eat your sould by accident! At least thats what this "an idiots guide to dating in the lower planes" booklet that I picked up says. To be honest, these Lilitus likely dont exist, and the whole thing is probably a scam to get money out of horny wizard apprentices! ![]()
![]() Hmm, Aenirs generalized ideas on plausible hot button topics: Slavery:
Binding Planar outsiders:
Hmm, many people look weenie, I can get paid for carrying their stuff, but I can also just buy a donkey. ![]()
![]() Work in progress: Checking what I used so far: Bloodrager and Steelblood are advanced class guide
I have one trait from Pathfinder Companion: Adventurer’s Armory.
Neither is all that important, but both are fun to roleplay if you want to be a more suave, charming and friendly bloodrager then HULK SMASH AM ANGRY. Background is fairly barebones, but he is a "not viking" who actually likes this "civilization" thing. Can still punch people through a wall. |