An Orifice and a Gentleman's page

Waterhammer wrote:

I wear my animated shorts as often as possible.

Were they animated before you put them on?

Worst. Disney movie. Ever.

First, you must have your own glands.

Your own, and nobody else's.

Go on...

The Worst Person Ever wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

There's always the bidet and running the back yard garden hose through the bathroom window if all else fails.

If I'm going that route, I'm not bothering with running the hose into the bathroom window. Neighbors can just deal. IT'S MY LAWN! I DO WHAT I WANT!

Even if i were inclined to traumatize another raccoon for life with things that should not be seen, its COLD out there.

I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!